Chat I'm An MPA - Ask Me Anything. :)

[Deleted member 89502]

Of course, nothing that would reveal my identity but other than that, fire away. I'm just as bored as you are.

 

[TimbitTO]

Are you working?

Timbit

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Are you working?

Timbit

No, all spas are closed right now so I'm waiting for them to reopen which I suspect won't be until mid-March at this point.

 

[c1000]

Did Bi.Sleeze BBFS you?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Did Bi.Sleeze BBFS you?

I don't know who that is, but I don't, and would never, offer BB - I like my life disease free.

 

[DarkkoJohnny]

Are girls posessive about their regular clientele?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Are girls posessive about their regular clientele?

At one spa I worked at, yes, at the other, no.

General rule of thumb is, if there is enough to go around, no need for jealousy. It's the girls who aren't busy who tend to create more issues.

Only exception I can think of being is if you lose a regular - we do get attached.

 

[Hornet]

Ok, here’s some real questions:

1. What is your favourite cologne that a man wears
2. What is your favourite car
3. Do girls like Duos
4. What is the best session length and why
5. What is the perfect penis size (length and girth)
6. What shifts have the best and worst clients

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

+1

 

[Dufus145]

What is the worst part of being an MPA?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Ok, here’s some real questions:

1. What is your favourite cologne that a man wears
2. What is your favourite car
3. Do girls like Duos
4. What is the best session length and why
5. What is the perfect penis size (length and girth)
6. What shifts have the best and worst clients

1. I don't know! I used to really like Acqua Di Gio by Georgio Armani but then everyone was wearing it. I really like Black Orchid by Tom Ford - it's unisex. I have it and will often use it as my base layer scent if I woke up feeling like the devil. I have met many men from the middle east whose colognes I have always really liked - they were often custom made and contained oudh oils. I have purchased oudh a few times and realllllly like them.
2. Eleanor, forever and always. ❤
3. I have done a handful of duos - I would like to do more. I wouldn't call myself competitive but I definitely do more with another girl in the room - something about a bigger audience. Plus women's bodies are just so enjoyable. I'm not bi but it's definitely something I explore within the context of work. I prefer to be submissive with men so I am naturally dominant with women. I know a few girls who really dislike duos.
4. I like 45 minutes. I always feel slightly rushed in 30 and 60 can easily be too long for the first time. If the rapport is good, 60-90 minutes is nice if it's doable for the client. Enough time for talking, massage, one go round, two go rounds, shower(s), cuddling, etc.
5. Varies depending on each girl and how tight she is. I'm not Asian but still quite tight, though I do like to feel a bit stretched out, and I do enjoy toeing the line between pain and pleasure in certain positions, depending on my mood. Sooo, I'd say 6-8 inches in length. Girth - 2-3. As always, it's what you do with it. Personally, I enjoy foreplay, especially slow, gentle touches, but penetration (whether with a finger or a penis) is what always ruins my life.
6. I wouldn't classify any shift as better or worse, in my experience.

Great questions!

 

[Deleted member 89502]

What is the worst part of being an MPA?

- Bad hygiene
- Inability to take "No" for an answer politely
- Aggression
- Too much pressure, especially when I'm dry
- Making me late for my next client
- Clients who can't get hard because they are hungover/high/because I said "No" to something unsafe - I'm always concerned they will lie and leave me a bad review

 

[asiabuffet]

Which parts on a man do you prefer were clean shaven from the list below. Or if “all” or “don’t care“ just say it. I was told women hate body hair. Thanks.
1. Pubic area
2. Arm pits
3. Chest
4. Ass
5. Back

 

[Blue.eyes.white.dragon]

I’d consider my self a detective on this site. You don’t know big sleeze? You say you’re spa is closed, but I know some that may still be opened. So that narrows it down a little. If you’re be honest. What colour is your hair. Give me one hint.

 

[Rexxxington]

Genital herpes. How many girls do you know that have it?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Which parts on a man do you prefer were clean shaven from the list below. Or if “all” or “don’t care“ just say it. I was told women hate body hair. Thanks.
1. Pubic area
2. Arm pits
3. Chest
4. Ass
5. Back

It depends on the man. I don't mind a light dusting of hair on the chest and belly, but on some men, it would look weird. I know that's not helpful.

General rule - less is best. If you're clean and not hairy all over, you will absolutely get a better session from any girl.

I would definitely say pubic area is a must - or a veeeeeeeery close trim at the bare minimum.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I’d consider my self a detective on this site. You don’t know big sleeze? You say you’re spa is closed, but I know some that may still be opened. So that narrows it down a little. If you’re be honest. What colour is your hair. Give me one hint.

If you know some that are still open, DM a girl?

If I don't want to answer a question, I don't lie, I just don't answer. I'm invoking that right now re hair color.

Go Go Inspector Gadget. =D

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Genital herpes. How many girls do you know that have it?

Ok, I definitely saw a girl come into work with a cold sore on her lip a few weeks before this lockdown and I know that type is different from the down there type, but I don't play games when it comes to that, and I know she's one of the girls that lets a crackhead client eat her out for hours (he also goes back and forth from vagina to asshole after smoking - I don't stay with him). So I can't say for sure, but I'd say that's predictably at least one. Then there are the girls who just go missing for a few weeks at a time - I theorize that they are having an outbreak.

I mean, honestly, if you're seeing multiple clients a day who have seen multiple girls and not using protection, it's only a matter of time. Main reason I don't do BB anything. No amount of money is worth catching something (to me).

 

[Deleted member 89502]

The hairy part would leave a lot of men out.

You can come up with excuses, or you can come up with results. I had many clients who got regular waxes, for themselves, the better sessions were just an added bonus.

I'll elaborate - there is no use in complaining about the calibre of service you get in any industry when there are things you can do to improve the experience. Example - when I could still get pedicures - I always made sure my legs were freshly shaved. Do I have to? No. Is it nicer for both the tech and I? Of course.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I’m very hairy...you could hang Christmas balls all over me, however, I keep my genitals neat and trim. Last time I had a wax, I was charged $250.00. How about if I kept my clothes on?

Where on earth did you pay $250 for a wax? The girl I used to go charges $80 for a full body men's wax (it's advertised right on the window of the salon). I would imagine that you could take your pick of places in Chinatown and get it done for cheap as well - they will probably put two girls on you! I'll never forget one time that I walked into a Chinese hair salon and asked for a wash and trim - they put two girls on me - I was in and out in twenty minutes. It was marvelous.