Been a massageplanet.net member for a while - but haven't been paying my 'dues' so to speak. Check out # of my posts & you know what I mean. That said...was up the other night trying to recall every MP experience I've had...and realized I've hit 25 visits in last 3 years...bit of a milestone for me since I'm only a semi-regular hobbyist. Before I forget - here it is in a mini-journal of my life inside the wild & wacky world of rub & tugs - including some reviews a long time coming.
1. THE BEGINNING - Spring 2003 - Calgary, AB.
Biz trip - had been thinking of breaking the cherry for many years - finally got the balls to make it happen. Yellow pages had place called "Carrie's girls" close by. Went out cold @ about 9:30pm. Nervous as hell - this before I learned of massageplanet.net - knew nothing. Go inside - bit of a dump - tell lady I'm looking for massage. They close at 10pm - but have a 20 minute special for $25. What do I know...ok. Brings me to room...tells me to get ready. No shower - so strip to undies. Now - lady was not attractive - Looked like someone's overweight aunt- I figured she'd bring someone else but NO. I wanted out - lots of regret. She returns - sees the undies - concerned asks if I want a FULL body massage. I explain I'm an MP virgin. No problem - starts. Massage quite good. After turn, asks if I want any extras. Didn't really know what that meant - although I certainly was there for the rub & tug. Managed to get it out that I wanted a FULL body massage - she asked if there would be a tip - said OK - proceeded to finish. She was actually very good with hands - great release. After clean up - asked her what was expected tip. She said $40 - I talked her down to $30 which is weird - I've never since negotiated. Damage $55. Left and said to myself NEVER AGAIN...interesting experience but not again.
(don't worry - rest of stories/reviews will be brief!!!)
2. North side HWY # 7 & Keele MP
After 6 months - got the 'itch'. Went cold to this place of which I forget name. See petite, fake boob girl named Alice. Paid 40+80 for topless (ripped off I know). Brutal massage - quick -rushed - said again I'd quit. Only hilite - from room next door - MPA got off big-time - or did a very good job faking.
3. Eventually joined massageplanet.net - found place in mississauga (sorry forget name) but now closed - was around corner from Club 2 Mountains - place where you enter and there is a menu board and you pay for EVERYTHING up front. Saw blonde with big scar on her face - cute otherwise. Went for their 'Pole Dance'. Dance was goofy - instead ended up with Nude and a great release as she emulated a great BJ.
4. For my birthday - went to the highly regarded Invisible Touch. Went in cold - girl named Shauna available - treated myself to Body Slide. Oh my god - she was amazing and still best 'russian' ever experienced. Too bad she left biz. She said she wanted me to return as a regular weekly. Says that to all the guys I'm sure. My wallet book couldn't handle such fun.
5. Soon after - back to IT. Saw Christina. Not impressed. Bad breath - stupid slide - but stuck tongue in my ear on release which was different.
6. Back to Mississauga place with menu board - saw black girl (forget name) who was worst massage ever - bad attitude - leglock on NR. To date - worst experience along with # 2.
7. Tried SRM. Went in cold - got Sophie. Good luck - she was great!! Too good, since I finished much too early. Loved her 'legs' on the slide as massage tools. Standup Russian fun too.
8. INDY - Michaela of prostate massage lore. Wanted to give backdoor a try. Interesting - explosive - but the picture of Frida Kahlo just didn't set the mood. Glad I tried...but no return.
9. Found B&S - became my favourite place. Best deals in town - clean - nice ladies. Saw Nancy who I regret seeing only one time afterwards. Super GFE experience. Actually 'cuddled'. Need to find her in Niagara Falls if she's still there.
10. Eva @ B&S. Taller, blonde lady - great 69 finish on the slide.
11. Vanessa @ B&S. Loved the Dirty talk on the slide - finished too soon. Dammit. Very hot latino chick.
12. Repeated with Vanessa - my First repeat and first time I asked for MSOG. She said OK - yet I couldn't muster another shot. Disappointing.
13. Saw reviews for Nikki2 and MSOG...so figured I'd try again. Great massage - like the classical music - but unfortunately couldn't hit the ceiling 2 x.
14. Tina @ B&S - another great GFE - would be a cool chick to hang with. Bit restricted on NR, but slide is great and she's very pretty girl.
15. Repeat with Nikki2 - go for 90 minutes - determined to get a successful MSOG. Damn...close...but just couldn't do it. I like Nikki - nice lady and great massage - but the friendly chit chat during massage not condusive to the erotic element - so I respectfully won't repeat again.
16. Jennifer @ B&S. Latino girl - friends with Vanessa. Weird session - near end asked for Slide. Said she didn't normally do but ok this time. So did bit of a strip tease - first top - touch/feely - then brought my hand under skirt. Now was pumping Charlie like an innertube. Bottom line - never got to slide. Still wanted $50 for what was essentially topless. Goofy.
17. Mya - not sure of name - Indian girl @ B&S. Best looking attendent I'd ever seen - super hot - but too conservative and a lacklustre slide.
18. Tina repeat @ B&S. For some reason - she didn't 'flip' on the NR stage of our Slide...therefore no access to kitty. Not as memorable as 1st time.
19. Nancy - as mentioned - last time I saw her @ B&S. Loved Nancy. This was also my last time there before closing.
20. Barrie, Ontario - Back Fitness. Biz up there - decent reviews - saw dark haired ukrainian girl who was super cute. $50 + $60 for 2 stage body slide, $80 for 3 stage. Went with 2...wonder now what 3rd stage was. Decent experience.
21. Club 2 Mountains - Angela I believe was name - average looking - shoulder length hair. Nothing special to review. Nice place, but I hear nothing exceptional.
22. Lucy @ 566 Mt. Pleasant. Someone had a great review so decided to try cheap asian route. Amazing. No mileage - but amazing massage & fun backdoor play. Very sensual - massage akin to Nikki2 but with more sensuality - despite fact she looks like 40 yr + soccer mom. $40 for 30 minutes - which is more like 45 minutes. Her place has had a few bad reviews - bathroom a bit of a dump and dirty shower - and more than once there has been someone sleeping on the futon when I arrived @ lunch time - strange but acceptable.
23. Lucy again - found my regular - will definitely be back.
24. Cassandra @ B&S. Finally revisit after closure. New girl, bit heavier but down to earth. Nice & receptive on NR. Would like to revisit.
25. Lucy again. Just can't beat $40 deal.
THAT'S IT FOLKS...From now on...I'll be more involved in posting for the Greater Good. For my next 25 - any advice on:
* MPA who is more 'receptive' to NR's - even if they 'fake'? Doesn't have to be major mileage.
* Other good cheap Asian massage - Changs is on my list to try.
* Should I stop playing the field & get more 'regulars' to better enjoy my time?
* Who is best now at new B&S?
Out,
Banal
1. THE BEGINNING - Spring 2003 - Calgary, AB.
Biz trip - had been thinking of breaking the cherry for many years - finally got the balls to make it happen. Yellow pages had place called "Carrie's girls" close by. Went out cold @ about 9:30pm. Nervous as hell - this before I learned of massageplanet.net - knew nothing. Go inside - bit of a dump - tell lady I'm looking for massage. They close at 10pm - but have a 20 minute special for $25. What do I know...ok. Brings me to room...tells me to get ready. No shower - so strip to undies. Now - lady was not attractive - Looked like someone's overweight aunt- I figured she'd bring someone else but NO. I wanted out - lots of regret. She returns - sees the undies - concerned asks if I want a FULL body massage. I explain I'm an MP virgin. No problem - starts. Massage quite good. After turn, asks if I want any extras. Didn't really know what that meant - although I certainly was there for the rub & tug. Managed to get it out that I wanted a FULL body massage - she asked if there would be a tip - said OK - proceeded to finish. She was actually very good with hands - great release. After clean up - asked her what was expected tip. She said $40 - I talked her down to $30 which is weird - I've never since negotiated. Damage $55. Left and said to myself NEVER AGAIN...interesting experience but not again.
(don't worry - rest of stories/reviews will be brief!!!)
2. North side HWY # 7 & Keele MP
After 6 months - got the 'itch'. Went cold to this place of which I forget name. See petite, fake boob girl named Alice. Paid 40+80 for topless (ripped off I know). Brutal massage - quick -rushed - said again I'd quit. Only hilite - from room next door - MPA got off big-time - or did a very good job faking.
3. Eventually joined massageplanet.net - found place in mississauga (sorry forget name) but now closed - was around corner from Club 2 Mountains - place where you enter and there is a menu board and you pay for EVERYTHING up front. Saw blonde with big scar on her face - cute otherwise. Went for their 'Pole Dance'. Dance was goofy - instead ended up with Nude and a great release as she emulated a great BJ.
4. For my birthday - went to the highly regarded Invisible Touch. Went in cold - girl named Shauna available - treated myself to Body Slide. Oh my god - she was amazing and still best 'russian' ever experienced. Too bad she left biz. She said she wanted me to return as a regular weekly. Says that to all the guys I'm sure. My wallet book couldn't handle such fun.
5. Soon after - back to IT. Saw Christina. Not impressed. Bad breath - stupid slide - but stuck tongue in my ear on release which was different.
6. Back to Mississauga place with menu board - saw black girl (forget name) who was worst massage ever - bad attitude - leglock on NR. To date - worst experience along with # 2.
7. Tried SRM. Went in cold - got Sophie. Good luck - she was great!! Too good, since I finished much too early. Loved her 'legs' on the slide as massage tools. Standup Russian fun too.
8. INDY - Michaela of prostate massage lore. Wanted to give backdoor a try. Interesting - explosive - but the picture of Frida Kahlo just didn't set the mood. Glad I tried...but no return.
9. Found B&S - became my favourite place. Best deals in town - clean - nice ladies. Saw Nancy who I regret seeing only one time afterwards. Super GFE experience. Actually 'cuddled'. Need to find her in Niagara Falls if she's still there.
10. Eva @ B&S. Taller, blonde lady - great 69 finish on the slide.
11. Vanessa @ B&S. Loved the Dirty talk on the slide - finished too soon. Dammit. Very hot latino chick.
12. Repeated with Vanessa - my First repeat and first time I asked for MSOG. She said OK - yet I couldn't muster another shot. Disappointing.
13. Saw reviews for Nikki2 and MSOG...so figured I'd try again. Great massage - like the classical music - but unfortunately couldn't hit the ceiling 2 x.
14. Tina @ B&S - another great GFE - would be a cool chick to hang with. Bit restricted on NR, but slide is great and she's very pretty girl.
15. Repeat with Nikki2 - go for 90 minutes - determined to get a successful MSOG. Damn...close...but just couldn't do it. I like Nikki - nice lady and great massage - but the friendly chit chat during massage not condusive to the erotic element - so I respectfully won't repeat again.
16. Jennifer @ B&S. Latino girl - friends with Vanessa. Weird session - near end asked for Slide. Said she didn't normally do but ok this time. So did bit of a strip tease - first top - touch/feely - then brought my hand under skirt. Now was pumping Charlie like an innertube. Bottom line - never got to slide. Still wanted $50 for what was essentially topless. Goofy.
17. Mya - not sure of name - Indian girl @ B&S. Best looking attendent I'd ever seen - super hot - but too conservative and a lacklustre slide.
18. Tina repeat @ B&S. For some reason - she didn't 'flip' on the NR stage of our Slide...therefore no access to kitty. Not as memorable as 1st time.
19. Nancy - as mentioned - last time I saw her @ B&S. Loved Nancy. This was also my last time there before closing.
20. Barrie, Ontario - Back Fitness. Biz up there - decent reviews - saw dark haired ukrainian girl who was super cute. $50 + $60 for 2 stage body slide, $80 for 3 stage. Went with 2...wonder now what 3rd stage was. Decent experience.
21. Club 2 Mountains - Angela I believe was name - average looking - shoulder length hair. Nothing special to review. Nice place, but I hear nothing exceptional.
22. Lucy @ 566 Mt. Pleasant. Someone had a great review so decided to try cheap asian route. Amazing. No mileage - but amazing massage & fun backdoor play. Very sensual - massage akin to Nikki2 but with more sensuality - despite fact she looks like 40 yr + soccer mom. $40 for 30 minutes - which is more like 45 minutes. Her place has had a few bad reviews - bathroom a bit of a dump and dirty shower - and more than once there has been someone sleeping on the futon when I arrived @ lunch time - strange but acceptable.
23. Lucy again - found my regular - will definitely be back.
24. Cassandra @ B&S. Finally revisit after closure. New girl, bit heavier but down to earth. Nice & receptive on NR. Would like to revisit.
25. Lucy again. Just can't beat $40 deal.
THAT'S IT FOLKS...From now on...I'll be more involved in posting for the Greater Good. For my next 25 - any advice on:
* MPA who is more 'receptive' to NR's - even if they 'fake'? Doesn't have to be major mileage.
* Other good cheap Asian massage - Changs is on my list to try.
* Should I stop playing the field & get more 'regulars' to better enjoy my time?
* Who is best now at new B&S?
Out,
Banal