A pooning story for Halloween

[Richmann]

In honor of Halloween I decided to post this review I posted on PERB sixteen years ago when living in Vancouver. I decided to buy a block of time, a few hours or so, on the telephone chat line Livelinks. There was always a few low end SPs on there selling BJs mostly, sometimes FS. I decided to gather up a dozen or so numbers and call them one at a time snd see what happened. I managed to find one gem, a cute young amateur selling BJs for $40. Three others aren't worth mentioning and this story is about the fifth one, I call it ....

"Livelinks & Hi-Jinx" or "Dawn of the Dead"

I promised to post a few more LiveLinks adventures as I worked my way through a list of names and #`s I got when I had bought some LL time a few months ago.
Unfortunately (or fortunately) I lost the list after seeing only half of them.

I was driving through East Vancouver one evening in March with some time to kill so I pulled my LL list out from my pocket and dialed one of the girls #`s I had collected. Her name was Sara and told me she would do a BJ for 2 greens. I said how about one green and she quickly agreed, which I knew was a sign of trouble but I was in this for adventure and decided to check it out. She told me she lived in an apartment (sorry I forget the address and street) off Nanaimo north of Hastings.

I parked around the corner from her apartment building, took all my money, ID, change, keys etc and tucked them in a compartment in the back of my car, then I tucked my car key in my shoe. I always do this with questionable first timers. If the coast is clear I just go get the money and return. Or you say you have to go get your money, patting your empty pockets, and don`t return. I knocked on the door of her ( it was the 2nd or 3rd floor) apartment and waited for the moment of truth. When the door opened it was very dark inside and all I could tell was that she was reasonably fit (within my tolerence level) so I inched in a little farther.

As she started to close the door behind me a line of light from the hallway fell across her face and the sight made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Man was she scary! Frankenstein scary! She had this stare that only crazies from the movies had. The flat of my hand hit the door. "I just have to go to my car and get my money" Her fixed gaze told me she did not believe me. "Honest, I never bring my money in at first" I patted the empty pocket. In a monotone voice she asked me if I was coming back. I said yes, of course. In that same haunting tone she asked am I sure. I repeated that yes I would be right back and moved into the hallway. Again in her best "Revenge of the Living Dead" voice she asked how long I would be. I said I was just parked around the corner and would be right back and turned down the hallway to the elevator without looking back. When I pushed the button I turned and saw her staring down the hallway and I willed the elevator to hurry up. When I got to the first floor my feeling of relief lasted only as long as it took for the elevator door to open. There she was. Standing just inside the glass door. Staring. She must have ran down the stairs. I didn`t know what the hell she would do next.

This was starting to creep me out. " Are you coming back?" she droned. "Yes Yes" I lied, trying to look convincing, sliding past her pushing the door open. I hit the sidewalk without turning back. This chick really freaked me out. You had to see the look in her eyes to know what I was going through.

When I got to the corner I turned left instead of right, which was where my car was, because I didn`t know if she was following. As I turned the corner I glanced to my left and there she was out on the sidewalk with her laser eyes beaming down on me..

I walked as far as the alley, kneeled down to remove my car key from my shoe and looked up to see her now on the corner where I had just turned, Holy Shit was this for real. I was digging around the side of my shoe trying to snag my key and realized my fingers were shaking. She was still staring at me and was now perfectly positioned between me and my car. Shit! I worked the key out of my shoe and stood up, looked at her and waved with a smile. I then casually crossed the street and entered the alley on the other side. When she disappeared from view I started to run. When I made the other end I glanced back. No sign of her. I turned right and back to her street, only now a block down. It was dark and I couldn`t see her but was sure she was watching me with her X-Ray Vision. I dashed across the street hoping not to be spotted and turned right into the next alley and kept running. When I got to the street where my car was, I peeked over to the spot I last saw her and ...nothing.

Whew! I dashed to my car, jumped in and drove up Namaimo as fast as I could. I`m not sure if I stopped for any stop lights.
Then I started to laugh and couldn`t stop laughing. I couldn`t believe how tense I had been.

I put my hand into my pocket and felt for my list of numbers and wondered what further adventure it may bring.


RM

Last edited: May 19, 2005

 

[snoopdoggie]

In honor of Halloween I decided to post this review I posted on PERB sixteen years ago when living in Vancouver. I decided to buy a block of time, a few hours or so, on the telephone chat line Livelinks. There was always a few low end SPs on there selling BJs mostly, sometimes FS. I decided to gather up a dozen or so numbers and call them one at a time snd see what happened. I managed to find one gem, a cute young amateur selling BJs for $40. Three others aren't worth mentioning and this story is about the fifth one, I call it ....

"Livelinks & Hi-Jinx" or "Dawn of the Dead"

I promised to post a few more LiveLinks adventures as I worked my way through a list of names and #`s I got when I had bought some LL time a few months ago.
Unfortunately (or fortunately) I lost the list after seeing only half of them.

I was driving through East Vancouver one evening in March with some time to kill so I pulled my LL list out from my pocket and dialed one of the girls #`s I had collected. Her name was Sara and told me she would do a BJ for 2 greens. I said how about one green and she quickly agreed, which I knew was a sign of trouble but I was in this for adventure and decided to check it out. She told me she lived in an apartment (sorry I forget the address and street) off Nanaimo north of Hastings.

I parked around the corner from her apartment building, took all my money, ID, change, keys etc and tucked them in a compartment in the back of my car, then I tucked my car key in my shoe. I always do this with questionable first timers. If the coast is clear I just go get the money and return. Or you say you have to go get your money, patting your empty pockets, and don`t return. I knocked on the door of her ( it was the 2nd or 3rd floor) apartment and waited for the moment of truth. When the door opened it was very dark inside and all I could tell was that she was reasonably fit (within my tolerence level) so I inched in a little farther.

As she started to close the door behind me a line of light from the hallway fell across her face and the sight made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Man was she scary! Frankenstein scary! She had this stare that only crazies from the movies had. The flat of my hand hit the door. "I just have to go to my car and get my money" Her fixed gaze told me she did not believe me. "Honest, I never bring my money in at first" I patted the empty pocket. In a monotone voice she asked me if I was coming back. I said yes, of course. In that same haunting tone she asked am I sure. I repeated that yes I would be right back and moved into the hallway. Again in her best "Revenge of the Living Dead" voice she asked how long I would be. I said I was just parked around the corner and would be right back and turned down the hallway to the elevator without looking back. When I pushed the button I turned and saw her staring down the hallway and I willed the elevator to hurry up. When I got to the first floor my feeling of relief lasted only as long as it took for the elevator door to open. There she was. Standing just inside the glass door. Staring. She must have ran down the stairs. I didn`t know what the hell she would do next.

This was starting to creep me out. " Are you coming back?" she droned. "Yes Yes" I lied, trying to look convincing, sliding past her pushing the door open. I hit the sidewalk without turning back. This chick really freaked me out. You had to see the look in her eyes to know what I was going through.

When I got to the corner I turned left instead of right, which was where my car was, because I didn`t know if she was following. As I turned the corner I glanced to my left and there she was out on the sidewalk with her laser eyes beaming down on me..

I walked as far as the alley, kneeled down to remove my car key from my shoe and looked up to see her now on the corner where I had just turned, Holy Shit was this for real. I was digging around the side of my shoe trying to snag my key and realized my fingers were shaking. She was still staring at me and was now perfectly positioned between me and my car. Shit! I worked the key out of my shoe and stood up, looked at her and waved with a smile. I then casually crossed the street and entered the alley on the other side. When she disappeared from view I started to run. When I made the other end I glanced back. No sign of her. I turned right and back to her street, only now a block down. It was dark and I couldn`t see her but was sure she was watching me with her X-Ray Vision. I dashed across the street hoping not to be spotted and turned right into the next alley and kept running. When I got to the street where my car was I peeked over to the spot I last saw her and ...nothing.

Whew! I dashed to my car, jumped in and drove up Namaimo as fast as I could. I`m not sure if I stopped for any stop lights.
Then I started to laugh and couldn`t stop. I couldn`t believe how tense I had been.

I put my hand into my pocket and felt for my list of numbers and wondered what further adventure it may bring.


RM

Last edited: May 19, 2005

Nice! Very exillerating.

 

[goodtogo1962]

Ha ha. Looking back it is funny, but really creepy.