Review Alyssa @ Club Dynasty

[CoffeeSexSteak]

I was going to see Tori but the plan fell through so I ended up seeing Alyssa at Club Dynasty. Sad thing is that my buddy saw her too and had a very similar experience to mine but didn’t tell me about it smdh.

The good:
I made good use of the sauna. I was in there for about 20 minutes and felt almost in a zen state afterwards.
Alyssa was very pretty with nice fake tits that felt very real. If she hadn’t told me they were fake I wouldn’t have known.
The receptionist Alex was very attractive. She’s got it all, I wish she was an mpa too.

The bad:
The steam room was closed. I was looking forward to using it.
The rooms are too dark. I’m used to being able to make it brighter at other places but CD doesn’t allow the client to.
A dude came into the sauna buck naked holding a towel. He proceeded to lay the towel on the bench, sit on it, opened his legs wide, rested his head on the wall and closed his eyes. Dude had a horse cock which evidently he was proud to show off.
The ladies don’t shower after you’ve busted like at other places I’ve visited. Once I had busted she brightened the lights put her bra and top back on and bade me farewell. Im glad I didn’t suck on her tits, and they look very suckable!
She allows you to rub her clit which I did. I always sniff my fingers afterwards (I can’t help it but I do it as discreetly as possible) and they smelled fishyyy af. Mad me gag and almost lose my hard on tbh. I had to compose my self, rubbed my fingers vigorously on the sheets applied a copious amount of oil to her mouth watering tits and focused on massaging, squeezing and gently slapping them so that I could finish.
There’s too much of a cheap Chinese spa vibe in the rooms. The carpeting is ugly and the room was congested. A place like allure does it right. Their rooms are spacious and have tiled floors.
There’s a lot of turnover which sucks cause I’ve had a good time with other ladies who aren’t on the roster anymore.

If I’m in the area and Emily, Mira, Sasha or Yara are working I’ll probably try to see them but it won’t be for some time. Hopefully they’re still on the roster by then!

 

[Duc de Lauzun]

It's the one thing I really hate about certain women, the lack of concern about body odor and cleaning one's self. How difficult can it be to wash yourself and smell fresh?

 

[snoopdoggie]

I don't understand why they don't shower, especially if they let guys touch them all over. Not to mention that there are still Covid variants hanging around. We're still not out of the woods yet. When the pandemic started, doctors and scientists have said that it will last at least 3 years. Well, we still didn't reach the 3-year mark yet.

 

[three-eighths]

I've been once and had a similar experience as you did. The steam room wasn't working a few weeks ago either, I found the rooms (more like a cubicle) far too dark and a bit cramped. I don't think there's running water in the room and the attendants have less than 15 minutes to turn the room over so there's not much time for them to clean themselves up. No excuse of course but the less motivated attendants won't bother to clean themselves up. My session was with Laura who, while pretty enough (it was dark) had very little sensuality. I'd likely go back if I had more time to enjoy the facilities and chose a different attendant.

 

[CoffeeSexSteak]

Another ‘bad’ I forgot to mention is the price. You get a lacklustre massage and the ladies don’t really let you lead the session whereas other places you can direct the ladies and they are willing to oblige. Truthfully I don’t go to spas for fs, just for some fun with a lady who has a pretty face and sexy body and to get a nice release. At CD so far I’ve gotten crappy massages and subpar releases in dark,cramped rooms. I guess if you want to really get your money’s worth you should use the amenities but my gym has all these amenities and I don’t have to worry about guys who just splooged getting into the whirlpool before showering.

 

[Moe2020]

from regular clients used to go CD every-weekend, I completely stopped to go there !!!
the price - the girls - the service you get not even standard+you have to tip the girl inside the room
or you will get shitty massage by spending $160+$60 To $80( tips) = $240 for 35 mins WTF !!!! please guys don't waste your money and your time for bullshit place

 

[Rskyy77]

I was going to see Tori but the plan fell through so I ended up seeing Alyssa at Club Dynasty. Sad thing is that my buddy saw her too and had a very similar experience to mine but didn’t tell me about it smdh.

The good:
I made good use of the sauna. I was in there for about 20 minutes and felt almost in a zen state afterwards.
Alyssa was very pretty with nice fake tits that felt very real. If she hadn’t told me they were fake I wouldn’t have known.
The receptionist Alex was very attractive. She’s got it all, I wish she was an mpa too.

The bad:
The steam room was closed. I was looking forward to using it.
The rooms are too dark. I’m used to being able to make it brighter at other places but CD doesn’t allow the client to.
A dude came into the sauna buck naked holding a towel. He proceeded to lay the towel on the bench, sit on it, opened his legs wide, rested his head on the wall and closed his eyes. Dude had a horse cock which evidently he was proud to show off.
The ladies don’t shower after you’ve busted like at other places I’ve visited. Once I had busted she brightened the lights put her bra and top back on and bade me farewell. Im glad I didn’t suck on her tits, and they look very suckable!
She allows you to rub her clit which I did. I always sniff my fingers afterwards (I can’t help it but I do it as discreetly as possible) and they smelled fishyyy af. Mad me gag and almost lose my hard on tbh. I had to compose my self, rubbed my fingers vigorously on the sheets applied a copious amount of oil to her mouth watering tits and focused on massaging, squeezing and gently slapping them so that I could finish.
There’s too much of a cheap Chinese spa vibe in the rooms. The carpeting is ugly and the room was congested. A place like allure does it right. Their rooms are spacious and have tiled floors.
There’s a lot of turnover which sucks cause I’ve had a good time with other ladies who aren’t on the roster anymore.

If I’m in the area and Emily, Mira, Sasha or Yara are working I’ll probably try to see them but it won’t be for some time. Hopefully they’re still on the roster by then!

Can you share your experiences with Emily, Mira, Sasha and Yara?

 

[BananaBoy888]

Based on some (ahem) "research" on my part, I concluded that the "Swedish massage" ladies at the spa are mainly for people that wouldn't even go to a lower mileage spa like Flirt. Nothing wrong with that, if that's what you like. Not really for me.

For me you're better off getting the "Shiatsu" massage ladies. Pretty, they are not. And you'll get a businesslike HE. But the massages will loosen you up and/or make your back look like burger meat (if you ask for a hard massage). Plus I kind of like the back walking.

But with that said, if you've got massage as part of your work benefits, find a RMT first and claim what you can. Go see the Shiatsu ladies when your benefits run out.

 

[luvthe drake]

I don't understand why they don't shower, especially if they let guys touch them all over. Not to mention that there are still Covid variants hanging around. We're still not out of the woods yet. When the pandemic started, doctors and scientists have said that it will last at least 3 years. Well, we still didn't reach the 3-year mark yet.

And everything they (media, doctors, politicians) told.us turned out to be?..

 

[CoffeeSexSteak]

Can you share your experiences with Emily, Mira, Sasha and Yara?

I haven’t seen them. They’re on my list if I’m in the area and one of them is working.
Also let’s stay on topic @luvetherdrake

 

[FatPussyLicker]

I haven’t seen them. They’re on my list if I’m in the area and one of them is working.
Also let’s stay on topic @luvetherdrake

idk about the other girls but Yara gives a proper massage. Sensuality is mehh cause she doesn't take her pants off but worth trying for sure.

 

[BlaineKing]

I was going to see Tori but the plan fell through so I ended up seeing Alyssa at Club Dynasty. Sad thing is that my buddy saw her too and had a very similar experience to mine but didn’t tell me about it smdh.

The good:
I made good use of the sauna. I was in there for about 20 minutes and felt almost in a zen state afterwards.
Alyssa was very pretty with nice fake tits that felt very real. If she hadn’t told me they were fake I wouldn’t have known.
The receptionist Alex was very attractive. She’s got it all, I wish she was an mpa too.

The bad:
The steam room was closed. I was looking forward to using it.
The rooms are too dark. I’m used to being able to make it brighter at other places but CD doesn’t allow the client to.
A dude came into the sauna buck naked holding a towel. He proceeded to lay the towel on the bench, sit on it, opened his legs wide, rested his head on the wall and closed his eyes. Dude had a horse cock which evidently he was proud to show off.
The ladies don’t shower after you’ve busted like at other places I’ve visited. Once I had busted she brightened the lights put her bra and top back on and bade me farewell. Im glad I didn’t suck on her tits, and they look very suckable!
She allows you to rub her clit which I did. I always sniff my fingers afterwards (I can’t help it but I do it as discreetly as possible) and they smelled fishyyy af. Mad me gag and almost lose my hard on tbh. I had to compose my self, rubbed my fingers vigorously on the sheets applied a copious amount of oil to her mouth watering tits and focused on massaging, squeezing and gently slapping them so that I could finish.
There’s too much of a cheap Chinese spa vibe in the rooms. The carpeting is ugly and the room was congested. A place like allure does it right. Their rooms are spacious and have tiled floors.
There’s a lot of turnover which sucks cause I’ve had a good time with other ladies who aren’t on the roster anymore.

If I’m in the area and Emily, Mira, Sasha or Yara are working I’ll probably try to see them but it won’t be for some time. Hopefully they’re still on the roster by then!

I’ll agree that the steam room not working on your visit sucks and the massage rooms could use some improvement, but don’t even try to lie on Alyssa. I’ve seen her 5 times now and she does not allow customers to touch her clit. She’s always been super friendly and sensual with me. She always gives me an insane seductive finish. I can confirm her boobs are suckable asf. Clearly you just couldn’t get your way with her so u wanted to leave a bad review.

 

[EverythingIsBlue]

The only one worth going there for was Alexis. I have not been able to find someone equivalent.

 

[CoffeeSexSteak]

I’ll agree that the steam room not working on your visit sucks and the massage rooms could use some improvement, but don’t even try to lie on Alyssa. I’ve seen her 5 times now and she does not allow customers to touch her clit. She’s always been super friendly and sensual with me. She always gives me an insane seductive finish. I can confirm her boobs are suckable asf. Clearly you just couldn’t get your way with her so u wanted to leave a bad review.

Okay Alyssa! "Couldn't get your way with her"? Lol I know what I'm getting at club Dynasty. It's pretty standard fare as far as adult spas go. Service offered is vanilla and I'm okay with that; I'm not at all interested in fs or a BJ. I've received avg to pretty good service from other ladies there. My session with you was gawdawful! As was my bud's. If you don't take responsibility, how are you going to improve? The bad reviews will continue to roll in.

 

[CoffeeSexSteak]

The only one worth going there for was Alexis. I have not been able to find someone equivalent.

She's objectively very pretty/sexy. Everyone who's reviewed her says this. And she knows it too.

 

[Duc de Lauzun]

The only one worth going there for was Alexis. I have not been able to find someone equivalent.

Ever since discovering this place I started reading forums about it, after my first visit, go figure. Suffice it to say, I wish I knew about Alexis while she was still there because she was on the roster when I first visited and all you guys can't seem to stop having flashback of her. What did I miss? Was she one the more adventurous ones?

 

[EverythingIsBlue]

Ever since discovering this place I started reading forums about it, after my first visit, go figure. Suffice it to say, I wish I knew about Alexis while she was still there because she was on the roster when I first visited and all you guys can't seem to stop having flashback of her. What did I miss? Was she one the more adventurous ones?

You can’t do much to her but what she do to you is beyond any hj I’ve ever gotten. Walked out of the room with weak knees. Friendly flirty sexy all in one hot Brazilian package.

 

[CanadianGuy]

Can you share your experiences with Emily, Mira, Sasha and Yara?

Yeah, anyone seen Sasha?

 

[CoffeeSexSteak]

Yeah, anyone seen Sasha?

I'm going to see either her Yarra Mira or Emily probably in the next 2 weeks. I'm leaning towards one of the two with the biggest tits tbh. Hopefully it's a better experience than I had with Alyssa (smdh).

 

[Moe2020]

I'm going to see either her Yarra Mira or Emily probably in the next 2 weeks. I'm leaning towards one of the two with the biggest tits tbh. Hopefully it's a better experience than I had with Alyssa (smdh).

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