Picko Lime
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I went to see Linda yesterday after my appointment at Sulexa with Faye was cancelled as I was running late in the morning. Faye was booked solid yesterday and I couldn’t keep my scheduled time. Hope to book with Faye again next week or week after. Was really looking forward to seeing this new Taiwanese girl at Sulexa.
Back to Linda from Kijiji. Booking was fairly easy. I called, no answer but she called right back. She said she would text me the details about her address. On the phone she’s pretty open to discuss services and extras. Waiting area is the Canadian Tire by St. Clair and Kingston Road if she’s busy. Once she’s ready she will text you her address. Private residence.
Upon arriving it’s the same woman in the picture but she wasn’t wearing glasses. She had on a short tight black dress. Appearance wise I would say Linda is a 50+ short Asian milf with an average modest face (4/5 out of 10 at best) and medium soft/slim build (again 4/5 out of 10 at best). Comparison wise I would compare her to that aloof Asian milf Sally/Ruby who used to own and work at Lakeside Spa on Kingston Road before selling it to Indian Tina.
Linda is a very nice woman, easy to talk to and very involved in the overall well being of her client’s health. I didn’t find her very attractive or sexually appealing but she is a nice woman who gives a great massage and offers open minded extras with very reasonable rates. I stayed for a half hour massage at $40. She was not wearing a mask but encourages you to keep your mask on the entire time while you are there.
Her actual massage room doesn’t look anything like the one in the pic. The massage room is small and very cluttered. I would guess it’s a 10 by 6 room??? Don’t quote me on that, but it’s small. She’s got a couple of chairs, a dresser, a microwave and the massage table. You are bound to bump your leg or arm into something. Imagine Kramer and Frank Costanza playing billiards at “The Place To Be” at Frank’s house, that’s how tight her massage room is. The entrance to her residence leads to a hall way then her bedroom then her massage room.
Linda gives a very strong hard massage. She digs her elbows into your shoulders and back very thoroughly. There is an element of pain (at least for me) in her massage. From pain comes pleasure. She continued to marinate and pound my back. She never got to my legs nor was there any teasing of my ass or balls. Instead, she asked me if I had any pain anywhere? I said my right shoulder and arm and my lower back. She heated up some hot packs and draped them on my pain areas wrapped in a towel. She told me to relax and take my time.
A couple of things I noticed about Linda. She will constantly check her phone and answer calls and reply to texts. Which is a little annoying but at the same time she’s not a clock watcher. So if there is no one waiting after you for an appointment she will let you continue on with the session regardless of the time you booked. I got there for 2pm and I was still laying on my stomach with the heating packs on my back at 2:45pm. I asked her if anyone is coming? She said don’t worry just relax and enjoy.
Finally at 3pm, an hour into my half hour session, she took off the heating packs and asked me to turn around. She asked me if I wanted anything else? I asked about BBBJ? She said ok, how much you tip? Prior review I read it said she was ok with 60 so that’s what I said. She agreed. I said you ok to do CIM? Linda didn’t know what that meant. I explained it to her and she said sure no problem.
So Linda started stroking my cock as I slipped my hand under her tight black dress and lifted it up. A little disappointed to see huge light blue granny panties. I then reached for her tits and try to pull them out but she said no, more tip? I said it’s ok don’t need to see. They looked small and nothing special. She then started to remove her granny panties and because I really wasn't attracted to her I told her to leave her panties on. Weird she wouldn’t let me see or play with her tits but she was ok to let me play with her pussy??
Linda now bends over the table and begins to suck my cock! Keep in mind this is a 50+ Asian milf who used to work at spas on Kingston Road so this isn’t new to her. And the proof is in the sucking. Linda is a very good cock sucker, her mouth felt soft and warm, no hint of teeth, she was able to probe down to the base and take my whole cock in her mouth. I’m spanking her granny ass while she’s gagging and moaning on my dick. I ask to switch positions so I can watch her suck me off and maybe take over control for some face fucking. I got up and stubbed my toe on the chair holding up the microwave before sitting down on another chair next to the door. Linda got on her knees and then I opened up her mouth with my left hand before feeding her my cock with my right hand. She slowly gobbled it all in her mouth as I gently held her head to begin some intense face fucking. Linda is a champ, great BBBJ skills and let me control the tempo of the face fuck. She kept sucking and it felt amazing. The fact I wasn’t attracted to her or that she was an average looking 50+ Asian milf didn’t matter anymore. Her blowjob skills and the fact that she was about get a mouthful of jizz superseded all of that. And when I busted, Linda kept on sucking like a true professional and kept her promise of a CIM finish. She didn’t get up quickly either, she made sure to get every last drop and even kept sucking the tip to make sure I didn’t drip anything out on her messy floor.
I opted for wet paper clean up of my cock and would take a shower when I got home. Shower facilities are available in her attached bedroom (stand up shower). The bathroom is clean.
Linda told me to come back and have more treatments on my shoulder and arm and lower back. She said don’t rely on medication too much. Natural healing is the best way she said. Linda is a good woman. She may not be a good looking woman with a great body but she’s a good provider - I was very satisfied. She said the pandemic has been tough on her, spas closed down so she has had to pivot and work from her home. Some of you may be prior clients of her while she worked at Hawaii Health Spa at 3110 Kingston Road.
$40 for half massage (session lasted over an hour) plus $60 tip for BBBJTCIM. Call or text 647-607-9982
Back to Linda from Kijiji. Booking was fairly easy. I called, no answer but she called right back. She said she would text me the details about her address. On the phone she’s pretty open to discuss services and extras. Waiting area is the Canadian Tire by St. Clair and Kingston Road if she’s busy. Once she’s ready she will text you her address. Private residence.
Upon arriving it’s the same woman in the picture but she wasn’t wearing glasses. She had on a short tight black dress. Appearance wise I would say Linda is a 50+ short Asian milf with an average modest face (4/5 out of 10 at best) and medium soft/slim build (again 4/5 out of 10 at best). Comparison wise I would compare her to that aloof Asian milf Sally/Ruby who used to own and work at Lakeside Spa on Kingston Road before selling it to Indian Tina.
Linda is a very nice woman, easy to talk to and very involved in the overall well being of her client’s health. I didn’t find her very attractive or sexually appealing but she is a nice woman who gives a great massage and offers open minded extras with very reasonable rates. I stayed for a half hour massage at $40. She was not wearing a mask but encourages you to keep your mask on the entire time while you are there.
Her actual massage room doesn’t look anything like the one in the pic. The massage room is small and very cluttered. I would guess it’s a 10 by 6 room??? Don’t quote me on that, but it’s small. She’s got a couple of chairs, a dresser, a microwave and the massage table. You are bound to bump your leg or arm into something. Imagine Kramer and Frank Costanza playing billiards at “The Place To Be” at Frank’s house, that’s how tight her massage room is. The entrance to her residence leads to a hall way then her bedroom then her massage room.
Linda gives a very strong hard massage. She digs her elbows into your shoulders and back very thoroughly. There is an element of pain (at least for me) in her massage. From pain comes pleasure. She continued to marinate and pound my back. She never got to my legs nor was there any teasing of my ass or balls. Instead, she asked me if I had any pain anywhere? I said my right shoulder and arm and my lower back. She heated up some hot packs and draped them on my pain areas wrapped in a towel. She told me to relax and take my time.
A couple of things I noticed about Linda. She will constantly check her phone and answer calls and reply to texts. Which is a little annoying but at the same time she’s not a clock watcher. So if there is no one waiting after you for an appointment she will let you continue on with the session regardless of the time you booked. I got there for 2pm and I was still laying on my stomach with the heating packs on my back at 2:45pm. I asked her if anyone is coming? She said don’t worry just relax and enjoy.
Finally at 3pm, an hour into my half hour session, she took off the heating packs and asked me to turn around. She asked me if I wanted anything else? I asked about BBBJ? She said ok, how much you tip? Prior review I read it said she was ok with 60 so that’s what I said. She agreed. I said you ok to do CIM? Linda didn’t know what that meant. I explained it to her and she said sure no problem.
So Linda started stroking my cock as I slipped my hand under her tight black dress and lifted it up. A little disappointed to see huge light blue granny panties. I then reached for her tits and try to pull them out but she said no, more tip? I said it’s ok don’t need to see. They looked small and nothing special. She then started to remove her granny panties and because I really wasn't attracted to her I told her to leave her panties on. Weird she wouldn’t let me see or play with her tits but she was ok to let me play with her pussy??
Linda now bends over the table and begins to suck my cock! Keep in mind this is a 50+ Asian milf who used to work at spas on Kingston Road so this isn’t new to her. And the proof is in the sucking. Linda is a very good cock sucker, her mouth felt soft and warm, no hint of teeth, she was able to probe down to the base and take my whole cock in her mouth. I’m spanking her granny ass while she’s gagging and moaning on my dick. I ask to switch positions so I can watch her suck me off and maybe take over control for some face fucking. I got up and stubbed my toe on the chair holding up the microwave before sitting down on another chair next to the door. Linda got on her knees and then I opened up her mouth with my left hand before feeding her my cock with my right hand. She slowly gobbled it all in her mouth as I gently held her head to begin some intense face fucking. Linda is a champ, great BBBJ skills and let me control the tempo of the face fuck. She kept sucking and it felt amazing. The fact I wasn’t attracted to her or that she was an average looking 50+ Asian milf didn’t matter anymore. Her blowjob skills and the fact that she was about get a mouthful of jizz superseded all of that. And when I busted, Linda kept on sucking like a true professional and kept her promise of a CIM finish. She didn’t get up quickly either, she made sure to get every last drop and even kept sucking the tip to make sure I didn’t drip anything out on her messy floor.
I opted for wet paper clean up of my cock and would take a shower when I got home. Shower facilities are available in her attached bedroom (stand up shower). The bathroom is clean.
Linda told me to come back and have more treatments on my shoulder and arm and lower back. She said don’t rely on medication too much. Natural healing is the best way she said. Linda is a good woman. She may not be a good looking woman with a great body but she’s a good provider - I was very satisfied. She said the pandemic has been tough on her, spas closed down so she has had to pivot and work from her home. Some of you may be prior clients of her while she worked at Hawaii Health Spa at 3110 Kingston Road.
$40 for half massage (session lasted over an hour) plus $60 tip for BBBJTCIM. Call or text 647-607-9982
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