Blue Lagoon Massage fuckkin sucks

[DickSlinger]

I went to see if any hot bitches in there. The available girls sitting on a fucking couch looking bored, uninterested and talking on their phone. Even with that fact the dumb bitch receptionist gets people to look at a touch screen. So I asked to see this Big Tit Mexican Sofia. She got up off couch said hi and walked back. NOW WHY U GOTTA ASK TO SEE SOMEONE IF THEY IN THE SAME ROOM? AND THEY DONT EVEN GO OUT OF WAY TO TALK TO U. Most girls there look like ass. The girl I asked to see look ok but seemed bored and didnt even try to sell herself. None of these massage idiots do. Why not talk to a walk in for a bit and make them want to stay? Laziest bitches that are MPA's. Then the receptionist was a bitch. She sick too. Sneezing and blowing her nose. I feel fucking sick already. Fuck dat place. Also i kept seeing old guys leaving having to take their own towel out to be cleaned later. These lazy asses dont deserve ur money stop paying them. That goes for every establishment

 

[hesperion]

I fucking hate this place. It does well because there's no competition in the area, and all the horned up strip club guys end up here.

Mississauga is only good for escorts. The MP scene sucks. Brampton has more spas but they're not much better.

 

[DickSlinger]

I fucking hate this place. It does well because there's no competition in the area, and all the horned up strip club guys end up here.

Mississauga is only good for escorts. The MP scene sucks. Brampton has more spas but they're not much better.

Ye fuck that place. There was a guy in front of me with their membership card LOL

 

[IronHeart]

Mississauga is shithole country

 

[thedirtyone]

The way their management runs the front is bizarre. The whole using the monitor to look at face pics thing while they're all sitting two feet away on a couch is sadly hilarious.

I started going there the last few months out of curiosity. It's definitely not as bad as people make it out to be. It's no Perla/Flirt but a good middle ground. Girls are comparable to Seduction, looks wise. A lot of them fairly young without much industry experience. Way better than the ones at Muse for sure.

Apparently they're adamant about staying within MP limits while at the spa but select girls on shift are part of their escort agency and if you want, you book through them and they go to an outcall down the street for extras. So theoretically, you can head over to Blue Lagoon to say hi to an SP (one major pet peeve of guys not being able to see SPs in a lineup), book an outcall, and have at it. If you stay on the premises, it's strictly a spa.

I don't like how they light the rooms. It has a very Platinum vibe to it but more spacious and without that basement smell.

 

[69inthe6ix]

I went to see if any hot bitches in there. The available girls sitting on a fucking couch looking bored, uninterested and talking on their phone. Even with that fact the dumb bitch receptionist gets people to look at a touch screen. So I asked to see this Big Tit Mexican Sofia. She got up off couch said hi and walked back. NOW WHY U GOTTA ASK TO SEE SOMEONE IF THEY IN THE SAME ROOM? AND THEY DONT EVEN GO OUT OF WAY TO TALK TO U. Most girls there look like ass. The girl I asked to see look ok but seemed bored and didnt even try to sell herself. None of these massage idiots do. Why not talk to a walk in for a bit and make them want to stay? Laziest bitches that are MPA's. Then the receptionist was a bitch. She sick too. Sneezing and blowing her nose. I feel fucking sick already. Fuck dat place. Also i kept seeing old guys leaving having to take their own towel out to be cleaned later. These lazy asses dont deserve ur money stop paying them. That goes for every establishment

Lol! If you talk shit and talk down to the “bitches” then are you any better for fucking them?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Wow, I visited this place probably about a year and a half ago. It didn't seem to be as bad as you guys say it is. It was in summer, so nobody was sneezing or blowing their noses at the time. You think the receptionist was blowing her nose because there was mold in the air? There are probably a whole new cast of people working there now. I had a 20 Year old called Mia. She's no longer there but she was a real enthusiastic girl. She gave me an awesome bodyslide with a good hj.

 

[69inthe6ix]

I used to see a girl there and she told me ( before she quit) that the manager vanessa forges std test results for an extra $20 that is required by law in Mississauga for a body rub license when you apply, to help the girls work there . Nasty! Who knows how many sti’s is in that spa

 

[69inthe6ix]

But the spa itself is upscale, shower in room, and huge! If its worth the risk for you, not me personally

 

[DickSlinger]

Lol! If you talk shit and talk down to the “bitches” then are you any better for fucking them?

Simp.