Blue Lagoon

[K D]

hi, this a my first post and i have a bad review to make. it's about Blue Lagoon Spa on dixie road. it's the worst. i went there a few weeks ago on a saturday and got a girl who called herself Tammara. she kept pushing me away from her and gave me the lousyest massage i ever had. no enthusiams, wouldnt follow instructions, would hardly let me touch her and then kept telling me all about her problems in her personal life. what a waste of almost 100 dollars......dont go there....a ripoff

 

[the showstopper]

As I've said always, Blue Lagoon is a total dump. Too bad you had to find that out the hard way.

BTW, welcome aboard Ulan Bator, and thanks for the review.

 

[rayzinside]

That place is a dive...plain and simple, not worth the time or money!!!

 

[Stone 8]

How is Soft Hands?
They have the same owner

 

[Kelley E]

Judging from the way Blue Lagoon is run, I would say Soft Hands is in the same league. I also recognize one MPA in particular there, Jewels. I saw her once at Silhouette, and she was one of my worst experiences ever. For those thinking about going there, I would recommend driving a few minutes more and going to SRM.

 

[Sarah K]

I hate Blue Lagoon as well. But, they do have one bright spot, and her name is Brittany. She's a hot blonde college student. I would say she is about 23yrs old, with a killer fake rack. She is kind of mechanical, but you can have a good conversation with her, and she does provide a nice release. The problem, however, is that Blue Lagoon is such a dive. I would not recommend anyone else in that place.

 

[Why Does It Matter?]

thanks for the replies. i thought it was me. i always seem to have trouble getting response for the girls were ever i go. i know im not the greatest looking guy and im sort of bald and overewiegt but i try tobe nice but most of the time the girls aren[t that interested.....but i'll keep trying what the hell.

 

[laurafbbyx3]

Romeo, I recommend Mina at Soft Hands. I've seen her twice and she's great.
She's the only one I've seen there though. The room was fab. too.
She might not be the perfect massage experience but I had a great time with her. Some girls have no clue and make for a dissapointing time. She didn't dissapoint. I just gotta recommend her.
I had been to Blue Lagoon too but not for a long time. I agree with most of the feelings about Blue. In general though Mina is a step above and doesn't deserve to be in that category. But I haven't been there(Soft Hands) in a long time so maybe she doesn't work there anymore. But I did review her.
Sorry to blab and gush.

 

[When.There.Isnt.Enough.]

I am acquainted with "Tamara". She is a good and decent person, has a nice figure and is capable of giving a very enjoyable massage. She does not deserve such contemptuous commentary -even if it rides easily on the venomous rails of mandatory Blue Lagoon bashing. That she kept pushing you away from her suggests that there was something about your touch that offended her. That she "wouldn't follow instructions" suggests that you believe an MPA should follow your orders -or else. Both IT and HFH have recently reported incidents where the clients have had a similar belief and assaulted the massagist accordingly. I am not alleging that that is what you were about. But what should be kept in mind is that the MPA is in charge of limits, not the client. A client has to be sensitive to these limits -not easy, I grant you. But clients who have to be "persistently" pushed away are risking an assault charge. Any touching of the body without consent is grounds. I think most guys know this, but maybe once in a while it bears repeating.

 

[Patricia C]

sir, i didnt give her 'orders' as you seem to think. i asked her to massag me a certian way which wasnt vulgar or gross- just a certain way which i enjoy and she just wouldnt do as i asked her and i paid for nude reverse and was told when i paid i could to touch the attendant but she kept moving out of my reach and a couple of times she pushed my hands away -- this,sir, isnot assault because i was told i could touch, thatis what nude reverse is, is it not? are you a policeman? or a lawyer? you let me worry about an assalut charge, becasue i am not stupid and i know what the legal limits are....if she doesnt want to be touched why is she offering nude reverse...and so what if shes a good decent person, that doesnt mean a good, desent massage.

 

[Tony Touch]

OHHH! Touchy!!

 

[Poster]

Trying to make friends are we?? Might want to calm down on the personal attacks. Especially being new. And especially seing as how he interpreted it much as I did. He was actually quite diplomatic about his reply.

 

[SDress]

my point is that the attendant shouldnt offer nude reverse and have me payhing for nude reverse if she gets bothtered being touched. why didnt she just tell me im sorry but they made a mistak about telling you you can touch so ask for a partial refund when you go. that i wouldnt have minded and would have been fair to her and me. if she didnt like my looks and changed hermind about touching thats all she shoulld have done. i know im pretty overwieght and bald and i ;have some tteeth missing so im bnot a preetyboy so i would undestand that. sorry about getting mad but it get frusterated sometimes

 

[Nothing But Time]

Why is a discussion about Blue Lagoon going on when everyone know's that 99% of the time u WILL have a bad experience there in relation to other MP's.

It is in Mississauga 2 minutes down the street from the cop shop in a high traffic area. I suspect they are only in business due to the drunk horndogs that roll in from the many stripclubs around there. This has probably lead the girls to be much more jaded.

To everyone who still enjoys spending their money at that place, good for you. I'm sure you won't have a problem booking an MPA or just walking off the street for some mediocre service.

Once again this is just my opinion.
To each his own.

Happy hobbying!!

 

[Evelyn]

C'mon, give the newbie a break. He didn't know about the 'Goon, and finding out is partly what this board is about. Anyway, Gentlemen, all of us, let's get back to hobbying!

 

[mcj0423]

I went to the Goon about a year ago. They left a flyer on my windshield while I was at the Cannonball. Intruiged, I had to visit. The babe was eye candy but, the service and attitude were lame. Never Again.

 

[Stephanie]

There is a few very nice girls like;Deja, Sonia, Hope,Gina. The last three have pictures on the web.

 

[John Redcorn]

Milky, have you been anywhere but Blue Lagoon?

 

[VeggieCandleLady]

If Brittany is 23 years old then I'm 200.

 

[future]

While it's popular on massageplanet.net to knock down Blue Lagoon, it was the first MP I went to and indeed only one until I found out about the world of massageplanet.net last fall . Reason for repeats then and repeats to this day has been Deja. She is in a early to mid twenties,has a great figure but unfortunately is camera shy; though look and figure not dissimilar to pics of Chystal on their site

MY biggest knock against Blue Lagoon is that they don't update their site very often and don't post schedules; no big deal to me as know what shifts Deja usually works

I mostly do the Hamilton scene living in Burlington but repeat on regular basis with Deja.