bunch of reviews

[Simond]

Some various reviews from my time adventuring around town over the past years.

Tara Lee/Taralee/Tara-Lee?
Thin, blonde, older, smoker that massages out of her basement; where it can get quite chilly (yes, undraped), but she has a heater and a table warmer. She definitely gives a bit of a different massage, not to say it wasn't enjoyable, but somewhat unorthodox. I saw her a bit before COVID because I just felt like there was maybe more on the table (nailed it), but never found any joy there....But i also never asked. Curious about anyone else' experiences here.

Jess?
Advertised as in the South side on Kijiji. Haven't seen her since before COVID. Bombshell. Wow. Indian and stunning. A proper RMT. Recommended exercises/stretches and everything. Went a couple, few times because hot. Didn't keep going because draped and legit. Sad face. Am super curious if anyone unlocked this jigsaw, because damn!

O massage
Went there right after it opened, I think. In hindsight, meh, but this was my first foray and it really buttered my bread. Don't recall who I saw.

Lucy @ Interlude
Was a bit more than I wanted to spend, but there's something about her that intrigued me and that I'd never seen quite like that before. Yes. Intentionally vague, further description redacted. Anyways, enjoyed myself, but likely not a repeat. Red, and brown, and green, and purple for topless finish.

Coco @ YQ
Is YQ the one on east side of 97 street, south of northgate mall? I found her to be very attractive, and she was very sweet, with an adorable little laugh. The massage was real vigorous! couldn't believe how hard she worked me over for such a little thing. And her skills with the friendlier part of the massage were well above average. Pricing, I think, on the mid to average side of average.

Lavendar Lilly
Oh, I don't remember her name as it was a bit ago. Anyways, I saddled up and went into the rurals (Spruce Grove) because someone in a previous post mentioned that she was a legit RMT who went for undraped. And while I fully acknowledge I'm partially at fault for not actually asking if she wouldn't mind staring at my dick for the duration of the massage (I just don't know how to ask this question about going undraped, I'm far too awkward - so maybe pointers?), but also to the original poster I say Thanks for nothing, you dang time waster. I know how this forum gets some times, so lets agree I say this only in jest. You all relax. Helluva fucken massager, but I got the sense this was more legit than my grandmas quilting group at her church. Anyways, I've been wrong before so am open to guidance.

Northside Asian Lady that does haircuts, and a bunch of other shit, too.
Don't remember her name, but advertises Northside. Massage was wild - undraped, and it started with a tickle. Like little nail scratches. The tickle kind, not the good bonin' kind. This was the best part of the massage because it was all downhill from there. Lastly, had to negotiate to finish (clearly I understand, respect, and acknowledge that she has no obligation to do this and I would NEVER pressure...) and although she agreed, with average pricing, she clearly didn't want to be doing it (...but if you want to say no? Say no!!!!) Right. so as you can gather, this is not a repeat for me. I don't think shes bad at massage necessarily, I think we maybe just didn't vibe.

User name RMT Booker on Kijiji **TOFTT?**
Phone number ends in 5440. Just a delightful lady! Very sweet and always joking around. She is in the basement of a northside duplex that has been converted into what looks like a tiny, 2 bed, little massage studio. The areas are separated by hung sheets (at least something down there was hung), so it's not ideal for sound, but there was no one else present while I was getting massage, and I suspect its unlikely they would double book. She is legit. Draped, etc. Decent massage. Very friendly woman. Cute, but not young. Apparently can direct bill, or issue receipts for submission. Will likely repeat once or twice to see what is what...if you know what I mean? Anyone else got any info on this one?

Chel @ Breeze/Himalayan Place?
Totally legit and draped and all that. And after the massage there was a taller, older, more regal looking woman in the lobby who seemed to also work there and almost seemed like she was watching to make sure there was no funny business at payment. The kind of funny business that we all came for. Or didn't. Anyways, sometimes I get paranoid and anxious, so who knows? Yes, it is the weed, thank you Dr. On to the massage. Super relaxing. I enjoyed it. Will be back next time I want a totally legit, but maximum relax. Oh, shit. Do you think there's more to be had, and I'm just too scared to ask? I need to know.

Ferry
Don't remember if I'm spelling his name right. What an experience. Smaller, fit, Filipino man. That's right. A man. Stop clutching your pearls. Really enjoyed myself. I think he took a shine to me, because his rate was $80/hr. And he charged me $80. We did some stuff. Would go see again, but he's moved to Vancouver, so why am I even telling you about this.

Lena
Blonde, Russian-ish?. Almost a cougar? Average. Everything about this was average.

Amanda in Terwillegar
Petit, blonde, super attractive in a hot single mom kind of way. House smelled like just a tinge of weed, so ya boy thinking hes in luck. Nope. Oh well. super legit, maximum drapeage, great massage though. Can do with the billing for insurance. One of my favourites, but I didn't keep seeing her because I'm in search of the elusive CAN direct bill and WANTS to play with my stuff. Dare to dream.

Lewis
Well reviewed here. Totally legit, and draped with the thinnest drape you could hope for, AND she does not shy away from the batters box, so I was hard AF, but legit AF.

Vlada
Totally legit, and neither her, nor her clinic probably belong on this website......but sweet fucken god damn is she not an absolute rocket (not just because she's ukrainian). I bet you she might be the best looking massage dealer in the city. Like, created in a lab. Fuck me! Not the only good looking one there either. But, again, this is not really the website for them.


OK. Well I think that's all of them for now.
I'll post more as I remember them, if there's anything worth reporting.
Thank you for your time. Please don't yell at me if I'm doing it wrong because I ain't know shit about fuck.

 

[Simond]

oh well fuck me if i didn't remember another one as soon as i hit post...
tammy? in sherwood park.
maybe in her late 40s or 50s, but still had tits worth looking at. very fun and sexy personality, but a little old for my taste. I def repeated a couple times though becuase shes a hoot.

Asian Kelly on Whyte
consistently great and one of my favourites (besides the rmt i see who does the thing. ;-)). Everything about a visit to Kelly is a treat. If you haven't yet, go have a visit. She posts often on Kijiji. Treat yoself

see ya

 

[turts]

Whoa! “Bunch of reviews”…understatement of the year!

keep it up! Thanks for the contributions!!!

 

[sleeker]

I thought breeze had more offerings now ? Good reviews though !

 

[GuyIncognito]

oh well fuck me if i didn't remember another one as soon as i hit post...
tammy? in sherwood park.
maybe in her late 40s or 50s, but still had tits worth looking at. very fun and sexy personality, but a little old for my taste. I def repeated a couple times though becuase shes a hoot.

Asian Kelly on Whyte
consistently great and one of my favourites (besides the rmt i see who does the thing. ;-)). Everything about a visit to Kelly is a treat. If you haven't yet, go have a visit. She posts often on Kijiji. Treat yoself

see ya

Kelly has been one of my go to gals, VFM for excellent finish and great massage. I haven’t seen her much since COVID working from home started, snd due to making less visits I am trying out other things that I tend not to try because of the higher price point.

 

[Dadbod4days]

Awesome post Simond….I was wondering about Ping (Northside haircut Lady) I have been to her a few times for manscaping as she does a great job and I find I get way less ingrown hairs with her.

Indulged in a massage with her once and yes it was a very unique experience with some almost overwhelming tickles. Wasn’t offered and I didn’t ask but now you saved me an awkward ask but I will def keep going for my manscaping

 

[Rubmegood]

Great reviews Simond! Thanks for the contribution. I have the same problem, but if you can ask/remember names it sure helps the reader.

 

[Qster]

Question re. Tammy@Sherwood Park, I understand she went strictly legit because of her kid; anyone with recent news about her? The Tammy I am thinking was a blond mom with a fitness model body; she was a ton of fun.

 

[DerekD]

Tammy moved to winterburn and now does only cosmetic work from home (nails etc for women). She was a rocket and had a amazing body. Her bbj was amazing


Taralee in Just off 50st will do extras but she charges a lot. Yes she has a very unorthodox massage style, climbs on the table. She's a bit older but the slim petite body type is attractive to me. While I was undraped she climbed on me and straddled me while I was hard. She was wearing clothes but she knew what she was doing. In the moment I agreed to the expensive HJ and she was really into it. Not for everyone since there is a lot more value for money wiyh other providers but I enjoyed my experience with her.

 

[Friendly Man]

Is Taralee Asian and what was the damage? PM if you want

 

[Knot Me]

Some various reviews from my time adventuring around town over the past years.

Ferry
Don't remember if I'm spelling his name right. What an experience. Smaller, fit, Filipino man. That's right. A man. Stop clutching your pearls. Really enjoyed myself. I think he took a shine to me, because his rate was $80/hr. And he charged me $80. We did some stuff. Would go see again, but he's moved to Vancouver, so why am I even telling you about this.

Disappointing to hear that Ferry left town. He was exactly as you described...really nice young fella. He's Indonesian by the way. Not Filipino. Does anyone know if he has a replacement there?

 

[DerekD]

Is Taralee Asian and what was the damage? PM if you want

She's an older Caucasian women. Blonde/grayish hair. Dm me for more details

 

[bigbill]

I was having a great session with Taralee and then, oof, "times up" mid-stroke and left me hanging right there. Until that moment though, it was terrific.

 

[Simond]

Still more...

Taz
Shes attractive, sure....and i thought it was going to be magic because she was practically cat calling me while i got undressed, but I didn't think that she was really so great compared to some others I've seen.

Nancy borst on kijiji (flora?)
I had a hard time finishing because uninterested jackhammer. And massage was meh. And she was on her phone a lot, so a lot of disinterested one-handed half-assery. And kept asking how I liked it, which I don't like because I don't like to lie.

West side Asian Kelly?
Phone number on kijiji is 587-7860710.
Super friendly. Lovely, even. Massage was good. Finish wasn't super skilled. Overall acceptable, but likely no repeat.

 

[bigbill]

My first session with her...

 

[Deleted member 62126]

Some various reviews from my time adventuring around town over the past years.

Tara Lee/Taralee/Tara-Lee?
Thin, blonde, older, smoker that massages out of her basement; where it can get quite chilly (yes, undraped), but she has a heater and a table warmer. She definitely gives a bit of a different massage, not to say it wasn't enjoyable, but somewhat unorthodox. I saw her a bit before COVID because I just felt like there was maybe more on the table (nailed it), but never found any joy there....But i also never asked. Curious about anyone else' experiences here.

Jess?
Advertised as in the South side on Kijiji. Haven't seen her since before COVID. Bombshell. Wow. Indian and stunning. A proper RMT. Recommended exercises/stretches and everything. Went a couple, few times because hot. Didn't keep going because draped and legit. Sad face. Am super curious if anyone unlocked this jigsaw, because damn!

O massage
Went there right after it opened, I think. In hindsight, meh, but this was my first foray and it really buttered my bread. Don't recall who I saw.

Lucy @ Interlude
Was a bit more than I wanted to spend, but there's something about her that intrigued me and that I'd never seen quite like that before. Yes. Intentionally vague, further description redacted. Anyways, enjoyed myself, but likely not a repeat. Red, and brown, and green, and purple for topless finish.

Coco @ YQ
Is YQ the one on east side of 97 street, south of northgate mall? I found her to be very attractive, and she was very sweet, with an adorable little laugh. The massage was real vigorous! couldn't believe how hard she worked me over for such a little thing. And her skills with the friendlier part of the massage were well above average. Pricing, I think, on the mid to average side of average.

Lavendar Lilly
Oh, I don't remember her name as it was a bit ago. Anyways, I saddled up and went into the rurals (Spruce Grove) because someone in a previous post mentioned that she was a legit RMT who went for undraped. And while I fully acknowledge I'm partially at fault for not actually asking if she wouldn't mind staring at my dick for the duration of the massage (I just don't know how to ask this question about going undraped, I'm far too awkward - so maybe pointers?), but also to the original poster I say Thanks for nothing, you dang time waster. I know how this forum gets some times, so lets agree I say this only in jest. You all relax. Helluva fucken massager, but I got the sense this was more legit than my grandmas quilting group at her church. Anyways, I've been wrong before so am open to guidance.

Northside Asian Lady that does haircuts, and a bunch of other shit, too.
Don't remember her name, but advertises Northside. Massage was wild - undraped, and it started with a tickle. Like little nail scratches. The tickle kind, not the good bonin' kind. This was the best part of the massage because it was all downhill from there. Lastly, had to negotiate to finish (clearly I understand, respect, and acknowledge that she has no obligation to do this and I would NEVER pressure...) and although she agreed, with average pricing, she clearly didn't want to be doing it (...but if you want to say no? Say no!!!!) Right. so as you can gather, this is not a repeat for me. I don't think shes bad at massage necessarily, I think we maybe just didn't vibe.

User name RMT Booker on Kijiji **TOFTT?**
Phone number ends in 5440. Just a delightful lady! Very sweet and always joking around. She is in the basement of a northside duplex that has been converted into what looks like a tiny, 2 bed, little massage studio. The areas are separated by hung sheets (at least something down there was hung), so it's not ideal for sound, but there was no one else present while I was getting massage, and I suspect its unlikely they would double book. She is legit. Draped, etc. Decent massage. Very friendly woman. Cute, but not young. Apparently can direct bill, or issue receipts for submission. Will likely repeat once or twice to see what is what...if you know what I mean? Anyone else got any info on this one?

Chel @ Breeze/Himalayan Place?
Totally legit and draped and all that. And after the massage there was a taller, older, more regal looking woman in the lobby who seemed to also work there and almost seemed like she was watching to make sure there was no funny business at payment. The kind of funny business that we all came for. Or didn't. Anyways, sometimes I get paranoid and anxious, so who knows? Yes, it is the weed, thank you Dr. On to the massage. Super relaxing. I enjoyed it. Will be back next time I want a totally legit, but maximum relax. Oh, shit. Do you think there's more to be had, and I'm just too scared to ask? I need to know.

Ferry
Don't remember if I'm spelling his name right. What an experience. Smaller, fit, Filipino man. That's right. A man. Stop clutching your pearls. Really enjoyed myself. I think he took a shine to me, because his rate was $80/hr. And he charged me $80. We did some stuff. Would go see again, but he's moved to Vancouver, so why am I even telling you about this.

Lena
Blonde, Russian-ish?. Almost a cougar? Average. Everything about this was average.

Amanda in Terwillegar
Petit, blonde, super attractive in a hot single mom kind of way. House smelled like just a tinge of weed, so ya boy thinking hes in luck. Nope. Oh well. super legit, maximum drapeage, great massage though. Can do with the billing for insurance. One of my favourites, but I didn't keep seeing her because I'm in search of the elusive CAN direct bill and WANTS to play with my stuff. Dare to dream.

Lewis
Well reviewed here. Totally legit, and draped with the thinnest drape you could hope for, AND she does not shy away from the batters box, so I was hard AF, but legit AF.

Vlada
Totally legit, and neither her, nor her clinic probably belong on this website......but sweet fucken god damn is she not an absolute rocket (not just because she's ukrainian). I bet you she might be the best looking massage dealer in the city. Like, created in a lab. Fuck me! Not the only good looking one there either. But, again, this is not really the website for them.


OK. Well I think that's all of them for now.
I'll post more as I remember them, if there's anything worth reporting.
Thank you for your time. Please don't yell at me if I'm doing it wrong because I ain't know shit about fuck.

Thanks for the work, bud

 

[YegMassage123]

I have had great sessions with taralee. Agree with Derek, unorthodox massage and expensive but the ending was incredible.

 

[Simond]

Seems like I missed out on some of these, but live and learn, or some shit like that....
Now who to try next?

 

[Qster]

I was having a great session with Taralee and then, oof, "times up" mid-stroke and left me hanging right there. Until that moment though, it was terrific.

Dear god, that sounded like Gloria the first time I saw her. I booked extra time for a repeat visit without realizing that Gloria only teases and never finishes; she would tease until your time is up and walk away.

 

[Guy2013]

I have had great sessions with taralee. Agree with Derek, unorthodox massage and expensive but the ending was incredible.

Saw Taralee just once, nothing extra offered