Review Couple kijiji reviews

[SirusJ]

Tip toes in, nervously.

all are on kijiji

Stephanie 7163
Therapeutichealingmassagetherapy
Booking was easy
Clean pro building etc. in what I call Kensington but apparently is Hillhurst.
massage, bad. Was I massaged? Not sure.
direct bill was a nice touch, but I feel like calling them and sending money.

Suni 1122
pronounced “Sonny”
Nice Indian lady.
Found via searching waxing and the ad had mention of massage.
ad seems different now, but who knows.
place wasn’t top notch…basement in whitehorn,
Massage was actually good. Sports style massage.
Very affordable. Happy.

brandy 4567
“Massage therapist”
New kijiji member so didn’t have high expectations.
messaged this morning
“Yeah, come at o’clock”
Ok, addy?
“I’ll message it to you an hour before”
Me In my head: “it’s fucked”
25 mins before oclock: “addy pls?”
Her: “bail, excuses”
Expectations met.

crystal WAXING 0762
She’s advertising mainly waxing for guys.
top ad on kijiji so if you can’t find it you’re literally retarded.
Right near the genesis centre in the NE
She’s nice, chill, will wax whatever you want. Doesn’t care about pop ups. Is clear that she will not partake in extra stuff. Flashers may enjoy.
She’s cute and nice persona, but she said she booted one of you fucks for jacking it so be nice.

 

[Albertaman]

Thank you. Useful reviews and notes to help eliminate wasted time and/or money. Won't hurt to add in a note on each re: appearance (in your eyes).
But all in all, from your post, sounds like:

Stephanie is a dud.

Brandy is undependable.

Sunni/Soni is good. Though in current ads, massage is no longer listed. Maybe the demand for other Aesthetic services peak before holiday season.

Crystal, for waxing only is good - she has a very funny ad right now "Real Jolly FaLaLaLa...", so clearly has a good sense of humour.

Good stuff.


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[hummdeedoo]

Thanks for the reviews!
Are crystals ad pics accurate?

 

[SirusJ]

Thanks for the reviews!
Are crystals ad pics accurate?

Yes, they are. She’s cute and got the big booty.
She’s fun to be around. Good convo.
no tin foil hat.

notes on looks:
Stephanie has her full name on kijiji, pics are easy to find. She’s a pretty blonde, not petite.

Suni is a middle aged Indian lady. She wore a mask and what I surmise to be her pyjamas. obviously not a Bollywood star. Wouldn’t go if I was wanting a hottie.

 

[Humanityaboveall]

Yes, they are. She’s cute and got the big booty.
She’s fun to be around. Good convo.
no tin foil hat.

notes on looks:
Stephanie has her full name on kijiji, pics are easy to find. She’s a pretty blonde, not petite.

Suni is a middle aged Indian lady. She wore a mask and what I surmise to be her pyjamas. obviously not a Bollywood star. Wouldn’t go if I was wanting a hottie.

You are a champ! Thanks for the reviews. Any teasing from the Indian lady or possible potential of more eventually?

 

[SirusJ]

brandy 4567
“Massage therapist”
New kijiji member so didn’t have high expectations.
messaged this morning
“Yeah, come at o’clock”
Ok, addy?
“I’ll message it to you an hour before”
Me In my head: “it’s fucked”
25 mins before oclock: “addy pls?”
Her: “bail, excuses”
Expectations met.

taking this one back.

Turns out she did have some shitty family stuff happen so it was off brand.

texted her again, we set a time. I arrived around the time and she was there. Nice gal, many tattoos, not petite but fit, quite therapeutic massage as I wanted. good convo. Good massage. place was a bit cramped but she had just moved in so forgivable.

She complained about you guys asking for sensual massages…I didn’t push anything as the massage and convo were good so didn’t bother.

 

[CalgaryPrince]

Has anyone been up to try Crystals massage now that she offers it in addition to waxing? Booked in for next week, just curious about the massage, draped, undraped, if extras are now on the table etc. PM’s are welcome if people aren’t comfortable sharing in public, if not I’ll let everyone know how the massage is next week.

 

[SirusJ]

Has anyone been up to try Crystals massage now that she offers it in addition to waxing? Booked in for next week, just curious about the massage, draped, undraped, if extras are now on the table etc. PM’s are welcome if people aren’t comfortable sharing in public, if not I’ll let everyone know how the massage is next week.

I've been. Still legit, no extras, but she's not scared of a guy's body. She likes to drape/practice draping as she's going to school for massage, but she can be pretty relaxed about it...I've seen her a few times for both waxing and massage so she's pretty comfortable with me. She might be more strict with first timers?

massage is decent, not very deep, but relaxing anyways. Her table doesn't have a face cradle which isn't the best for my liking.

Tip: Parking in the complex sucks so I just park in the big lot near the complex and walk in

 

[CalgaryPrince]

Appreciate the heads up sirus, I’m just after a relax massage anyway, so that will be nice. No face hole might be a deal breaker for me after one try, I hate the neck kink keeping it turned one way or another. I’ll let her do the drape and won’t push for anything more.

 

[heythereuqt]

The neck kink sucks! Try putting the pillow or rolled up towel just under your neck/collarbone and have your head hang over it....
Learned that from a masseuse watching me writh in discomfort...

 

[CalgaryPrince]

Had my appt for massage with Crystal.
The positives:
The place is very clean, she is very bubbly and easy to talk with during the appt. She also has a nice touch, not a lot of pressure or good muscle manipulation yet, but wonderful for a relaxation massage.
The negatives:
She now has a table with a face hole in it, but it’s not a proper padded head rest, so my face still was pretty uncomfortable during the session. Draping as enforced, she was comfortable with just a towel as a drape, but immediately re-covered when it showed the LG off when she accidentally brushed it doing my hip. No extras offered, none asked for. Would return for a relax massage if it was closer to my location, might return for a wax as summer hits.

 

[Hunterofmassage]

Tried the waxing and massage with Crystal. Both were will done. Draping was lightly done, so you were not wrapped up like a mummy. Cool lady, with flowing conversation. No extras provided, none offered or asked based on previous reviews.

 

[SirusJ]

Tried the waxing and massage with Crystal. Both were will done. Draping was lightly done, so you were not wrapped up like a mummy. Cool lady, with flowing conversation. No extras provided, none offered or asked based on previous reviews.

Anyone been recently? Had a flurry of flakeyness, cancellations, and excuses. Not sure if her way of getting rid of a client lol