Eling (Elaine?) @ Prosper on Kingsway: a somewhat bizarre experience

[Tim]

Early Sunday afternoon, driving by Prosper on Kingsway, I say to myself: Hey why not? It's a sure bet.

I have to ring the bell twice and wait a while before the locked door is opened. I'm welcomed by a petite woman with a nice smile. She's probably in her 30s and has rather weasel-like features and no apparent make-up. Her name sounds like "Eileen" but, according to Sonny's recent review, is spelled "Eling." http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=106343 (Apparently this girl was at Prosper previously under the name "Mimi").

Eling says there're 3 girls available. I request the 45-min all-inclusive. When she insists on collecting the $.5 right away, I foolishly fork over the cash before seeing the girls. Sure enough, it turns out there's only Eling herself and one other girl, Judy. The third, I'm now told, has magically gotten "busy."

Having been with Judy before, I go with Eling, even though I feel no jolts of attraction. She strikes me as rather mousy-looking, though not without a certain slutty charm. Make-up would have enhanced her appeal. She says she's a mix of Japanese and Chinese but speaks no Mandarin.

When she comes in after my shower, we get off to a friendly start. She surprises me by commenting favorably on the size of my (flaccid) cock. I give her stockings to wear. She takes off her panties to reveal a hairy pussy that looks interestingly nasty. We talk cheerily about how much action this pussy has seen.

I notice she's chewing bubble gum (and continues to do so throughout the session). At some level, I find this appealing. Here's somebody, I find myself thinking, who's utterly blasé about fucking. I find women refreshing who approach sex in a casual frame of mind, rather than making a big deal out of it.

But when I make a move to kiss her, there's palpable reticence, and I manage only the most fleeting of pecks. I ask her to make me hard, but she immediately jerks Tantalizer like mad, which isn't the way to pump him up. Okay, I think, perhaps I'll try a little DATY. Before I can move in for the first lick, however, I run into protest. "If you're going to do that," she says, pointing to her mouth, "no more kissing."

Then, to my amazement, Eling jumps up and goes over to the wash basin to clean her pussy with a wet paper towel. Wow, I'm thinking, if this woman doesn't want to kiss me on the mouth after I've kissed her pussy—and if she feels a sudden need to clean her pussy now—perhaps I'd better forego DATY altogether. I'm in for a further surprise when Eling hops back onto the massage table, bringing a whole stockpile of Kleenex along. "What for?" I wonder.

I don't have to wait long to find out. After putting on the condom Eling carefully wipes her hands. She herself guides my cock inside her so my hands won't touch her pussy; then she wipes her hands again. In fact, she doesn't want me to touch her pussy at all.

Okay, I think; grin and bear it. After a bit of mish I request her to go on top for ACG. After about a minute she says she's tired and comes back down. I proceed with doggie and more mish. "You going to cum?" she asks. I respond sharply, "I never come quickly. I always take 20 minutes." She seems suitably intimidated. "Okay," she says. "20 minutes."

But things take a further turn for the worse. Eling turns out to be a hand-washing freak. Every time I touch my cock she makes me go wash my hands. I'm all for safety, but the extent of her concern with avoiding fluid exposure seriously disrupts the flow of my arousal. I come close to losing interest in continuing to fuck her. So I shift into damage control mode where I tell myself, "Stay civil and salvage what you can."

Luckily I've considerable experience eroticizing all sorts of bad attitudes in women. One thing Eling doesn't mind is dirty talking. I unleash a flood of naughty words to tap into my fantasy life to help maintain arousal.

At some point I request a BJ. Initially she refuses, complaining I'm too big, but then relents. She's really good at cock-sucking. She alternates among 3 techniques all of which feel good. I especially like the way she closes her mouth around Tantalizer in a tight squeeze.

After blowing me for several minutes she suggests a HJ to finish me off. I reject the idea and say that I want to fuck her some more. Another condom change and more handwashing; she scolds me for not washing thoroughly enough. My cock is again on the verge of detumescence. I have her stand over me, wildly frigging her pussy, while I summon all the powers of my erotic imagination to regain wood. It works; a bit more mish and about 30 sec of ACG, and I release.

Immediately she pulls out and cleans me up. Then she leaves to take a shower in another room. Given that we have almost 15 min left I expect her to come back, though I'm not sure what to do with her—cuddling seems out of the question, given our utter lack of sensuous connection. A massage, perhaps.

When she comes back after my shower—without the customary water or tea—she says, "Sorry I can't stay. I'm busy." Then she adds, absurdly, "I stay next time."

Next time? Forget it, lady. She leaves, and I dress. On my way out she shows up again and gives me an incongruously sweet farewell hug—probably a last-ditch effort to extract a tip. No way.

Clearly this was assembly-line sex, not disastrously bad, just alienating and utterly forgettable. For someone who earns her living catering to male desires, Eling seems to have very poor intuitions about what it takes to sustain a man's erotic momentum. I think it will be a long time before I feel motivated to include Prosper on Kingsway in my pooning circuit again.

L=5; A=5; S=6 (BJ=9)

 

[Iluvsoccer]

Thanks for the review. Sounds like she was scared of cock flu.

 

[william k]

well told my friend. hilarious in parts, sad in others.

and "detumescence" - omg where'd you come up with that one?

de·tu·mes·cence (dē'tōō-měs'əns, -tyōō-)
n. Reduction or lessening of a swelling, especially the restoration of a swollen organ or part to normal size.
[From Latin dētumēscere, to subside : dē-, de- + tumēscere, to swell, inchoative of tumēre; see teuə- in Indo-European roots.]

 

[terry t]

it was a very funny story

 

[Dan]

I was there Sunday as well, and Kotee was there... so there was a 3rd girl.

You can always refuse to pay upfront. Even if you do, and you do not choose a girl, you do get your money back.



She's 100% Chinese. Some Chinese do not speak any Mandarin, but Cantonese instead.



Eling (Mimi) has never been known for GFE.

However, her CBJ is quite good, and her FS is at least adequate and often for me pretty inspired (YMMV) with lots of dirty talking.

I have never experienced the bizarre hand-washing you were subjected to.

Mind you, she has always just done the standard teasing, CBJ and FS (without a condom change), and without me trying to kiss or DATY or touch her pussy, as I know her restrictions.

She just washed her hands prior to starting the session, again after the massage, and then at the end before leaving the room.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks, Sonny, for your informed response—you're inspiringly knowledgeable about Prosper and other AMPs.

Okay, not everyone is everyone's cup of tea. That's the most charitable way of characterizing my encounter with Eline aka Mimi (who actually claimed to be a MIX of Japanese and Chinese when I asked).

Don't you think it's a bit misleading to claim, prior to payment, that there're 3 girls available and then, right after, say that one is busy so that there's only a choice between two? But you're right, I should have asked for my money back at that point—lesson learnt. (I certainly would have done so, had I know how far short of GF experience Eline would fall).

I did stress, in my review, that Eline's CBJ was excellent, and that she was okay with letting me do lots of dirty talking. I'm not sure how much of the English she actually understood.

But overall, I still can't help thinking—even based on your own description—that her attitude and service don't measure up to the high standards I've come expect from the two Prospers after about 10 visits. In other pooners' eyes, too, Mimi wasn't high on the list of repeats; I couldn't find a single enthusiastic review.

Please simply interpret my review as an attempt to report my subjective experience as honestly as I could. I certainly wish others a better time than I had.

 

[KIKGASKAHNE]

Eling L/A/S : 7/8/8 will repeat when other choices are out!
Kotee L/A/S: 9/4/4 repeat? No way!

 

[Pompal 09.]

prosper city isn't known for thier terrific SP's. they all drag thier feet and have food on thier face when they greet you at the door. the older lady that normally greets you and collects the room fee is friendly though.

I had eileen or whatever her name was one time. she is kinda cute and sexy body but it all stops there.

once again she kept trying to give me a hand job when I paid for full service. she kept asking am I close to finishing every 5 mins. no sex appeal at all

she offered to be my GF for $1000 a month. I thought to myself, are you kidding??? you're one of the lamest lays i ever had and have no personality at all. on top of that you're like a leach for money. she would drain your wallet dry

the only good SP they ever had was Ayumi. a japanese girl. claimed to be 23 but more like 33. she had a certain routine but she had some sex apeal to her even though she wasn't a head turner. she was the only girl that did greek there. and her body slide massage was terrific. but she is long gone

ok, flame on Fortunate One. yes I know I talked about an SP that is no longer working there

 

[smoney77]

It's funny because Judy told me the same thing. I guess proposer's staff lack creativity

 

[Wayne Z]

they all say they're a mix of japanese and chinese. or they are chinese but call themselves Yuki, Suki, or other japanese names to trick you into thinking they're japanese

because guys think all japanese girls are kinky and do the wierd shit that they see japanese girls do on the internet

 

[Emee~23]

wow, thats pretty hardcore