EXTREME Newbie, need advice please.

[Niceguy123]

Hello to everyone reading this post. Just before I begin, I would like to say that many of you might think that what I'm saying is made up / fake / can't be real / I'm trolling or any other stereotype you might wanna label me as. I would like to let you know that everything I write on this post is completely 100% truth and I'm looking for sincere advice so any trolling WILL be ignored.

I'm a long time lurker of this website & it's threads but this is my first time posting. So here goes, I'm a 23 year old Male (Turning 24 this September) living in Ontario. I'm looking for advice from anyone on this website (Regular hobbyists / MP ladies / Newbies such as myself) as long as it's not trolling.

I've never been with a girl in a serious relationship, I've taken a girl out for a date before and most of the girls that know me know I'm not shy and I'm a very out - going person. I'm an oddball because I've never kissed a girl before (Feel free to laugh, get it out of your system, I don't mind ppl making fun of me or calling me a loser for that because I know it's out of ignorance/not understanding my reasons for it).

So I've never kissed a girl before, and I've never touched a girl before either, I have my V card & I'd like to keep it that way for someone I really care about. Yeah, I'm "THAT GUY", to each his own, but that's just who I am plain & simple without getting into too much detail as to why I prefer to keep my V card. Regardless, I have explored the human body as I'm sure many of us have (I hope you know what I'm implying by that). So I am an above averaged sized Male down there when hard, I don't really have problems getting hard & I shoot big bullets (I phrased it that way to give you a laugh in a long drawn out post so that you don't get bored of reading not trolling though l swear on my life, porn does it for me).

I'm not an ugly person by any means, I'm not obese or over weight, I groom well down there, I dress well, I'm not a bodybuilder frame I have a skinny frame but I'm athletically fit, I play Ice Hockey & go to the Gym regularly and lift weights so I'm fit for my size I guess you could say. I have a fair build, long black hair that I tie up in a bun, white skinned so I don't consider myself to be the most handsome person or anything but I don't think I'm ugly either. But everyone has their own preferences / what good looks is to them.

I just feel like I'm sexually frustrated & I need help. I'm a long time lurker so I have read some great reviews about Perla/Premier & have chosen to go with their services. The only lady I've seen good reviews from on a consistent basis is for Daniella. I don't know much about any of the other women. I've done my fair share of research on the industry & acronym's. I'm just looking to get a bit of a massage & a BBBJ w/ a Russian/Pearl Necklace/CIM finish. Maybe a little bit of touching, I'm a bit nervous because I'm not sure how things work for a first timer (literally because I've never done anything of this sort with a girl before) and because I don't want to catch anything from getting a BBBJ but that's what I'm looking to get cause a CBJ won't work for me I'd maybe be able to go multiple times as well I'm just not sure / what I can get / can't get. Money isn't the issue, and I'm not a shy person, I get a long with people well.

I have my preferences just like anyone else, I'm into blonde women but don't mind brunettes at all. I'm more of a chest guy and I prefer larger chest & I don't mind tattoos either because I think they look cool not necessary though. I'm not picky, as long as I'm not rushed & I can get someone who doesn't mind leading or is someone who leads without hesitation.

I hope I didn't bore you to death from reading this post. If you have any questions after reading this please feel free to ask, as long as it's polite comments & not mean or hate I will do my best to reply, any hate will be ignored but please before posting do remember you at one point in time had your first time as well, so help a fellow human out. Thanks for taking the time to read.

 

[Ursus]

Your first paragraph makes me think you are a bullshiter. And the 'I never kissed a girl but I want to LEAPFROG into fucking prostitutes is not believeable either. No real newbie comes on the board and instantly uses: 'you won't believe me, but honestly, I am telling the truth'

The, I am a virgin and this is my first time. I feel scared and awkward post has been used so many fucking times, it gets boring as piss.

OK. Let's play pretend, and assume you are a real newbie. This is my advice:

Go to Premiere spas, book Daniella or Pamela and bring enough money to have fun. Tell them what you want and cooperate with them in the room. Simple as fuck.

If you are worried about STIs, then wear a condom. If you are worried more than normal, go to the drugstore and buy some allergy medication with Benadryl on it and take some of that before the appt. It has the ingredients that Bill Cosby used to 'rape' those women. It will make you sleepy and calm you down before the appt. Take 1 pill, not more than that.

And who the fuck says 'I have my V card and would like to keep it that way' but then wants to book a sex-worker to have sexual contact with her? At least make some effort into your bullshit story so that we don't waste our time reading it. If you are going to lie, learn how to do it better, FFS.

 

[Hangdai]

Just go with with no expectations .
Real life isn't what you see portrayed on the Internet.
Definitely let the lady know you're new to this, then enjoy.

Do not fall in love, keep telling yourself it's not real, it's just for fun.

Get back on POF, use the confidence you've obtained with interacting with these ladies, and try a fun relationship with a girl your age with similar interests.

Then come back on here in 20 years like the rest of us losers on here. The End.

 

[Ursus]

Book a tgirl. Best eperience ever. You can still claim you are a virgin since it doesnt count as having sex with a woman.

 

[JEG]

The first time I asked a girl out was in the middle of class, yeah I'm that guy that would interrupt a teacher to ask a girl, red faced, she just nodded her head. Just touching her leg made my pecker throb, so I doubt a cbj would be hard to achieve. My money is on blowing when her tongue is on your balls, if not sooner.
I'd ask for quick bj to start. The I'd wash and have fun.

 

[DickSlinger]

Your first paragraph makes me think you are a bullshiter. And the 'I never kissed a girl but I want to LEAPFROG into fucking prostitutes is not believeable either. No real newbie comes on the board and instantly uses: 'you won't believe me, but honestly, I am telling the truth'

The, I am a virgin and this is my first time. I feel scared and awkward post has been used so many fucking times, it gets boring as piss.

OK. Let's play pretend, and assume you are a real newbie. This is my advice:

Go to Premiere spas, book Daniella or Pamela and bring enough money to have fun. Tell them what you want and cooperate with them in the room. Simple as fuck.

If you are worried about STIs, then wear a condom. If you are worried more than normal, go to the drugstore and buy some allergy medication with Benadryl on it and take some of that before the appt. It has the ingredients that Bill Cosby used to 'rape' those women. It will make you sleepy and calm you down before the appt. Take 1 pill, not more than that.

And who the fuck says 'I have my V card and would like to keep it that way' but then wants to book a sex-worker to have sexual contact with her? At least make some effort into your bullshit story so that we don't waste our time reading it. If you are going to lie, learn how to do it better, FFS.

Why are you so hostile to this person? His story could very well be true you asshole. I hope you get robbed by those niggers or snackbars you hate so much.

 

[Ursus]

I don't assciate with blacks, so unlikely to get robbed by them. I had 1 black guy long ago try to steal my car as I was exiting the vehicle, but I just told him to fuck off and didn't hand over my keys. Nothing materialized. I was in a bad neighbourhood that day, so it is partially my fault.

Stay away from black neighbourhoods and you will be fine.

 

[DickSlinger]

I don't assciate with blacks, so unlikely to get robbed by them. I had 1 black guy long ago try to steal my car as I was exiting the vehicle, but I just told him to fuck off and didn't hand over my keys. Nothing materialized. I was in a bad neighbourhood that day, so it is partially my fault.

Stay away from black neighbourhoods and you will be fine.

You do realize there are black families in black neighborhoods that aren't criminals? And have jobs.

 

[Freshy1]

Hello to everyone reading this post. Just before I begin, I would like to say that many of you might think that what I'm saying is made up / fake / can't be real / I'm trolling or any other stereotype you might wanna label me as. I would like to let you know that everything I write on this post is completely 100% truth and I'm looking for sincere advice so any trolling WILL be ignored.

I'm a long time lurker of this website & it's threads but this is my first time posting. So here goes, I'm a 23 year old Male (Turning 24 this September) living in Ontario. I'm looking for advice from anyone on this website (Regular hobbyists / MP ladies / Newbies such as myself) as long as it's not trolling.

I've never been with a girl in a serious relationship, I've taken a girl out for a date before and most of the girls that know me know I'm not shy and I'm a very out - going person. I'm an oddball because I've never kissed a girl before (Feel free to laugh, get it out of your system, I don't mind ppl making fun of me or calling me a loser for that because I know it's out of ignorance/not understanding my reasons for it).

So I've never kissed a girl before, and I've never touched a girl before either, I have my V card & I'd like to keep it that way for someone I really care about. Yeah, I'm "THAT GUY", to each his own, but that's just who I am plain & simple without getting into too much detail as to why I prefer to keep my V card. Regardless, I have explored the human body as I'm sure many of us have (I hope you know what I'm implying by that). So I am an above averaged sized Male down there when hard, I don't really have problems getting hard & I shoot big bullets (I phrased it that way to give you a laugh in a long drawn out post so that you don't get bored of reading not trolling though l swear on my life, porn does it for me).

I'm not an ugly person by any means, I'm not obese or over weight, I groom well down there, I dress well, I'm not a bodybuilder frame I have a skinny frame but I'm athletically fit, I play Ice Hockey & go to the Gym regularly and lift weights so I'm fit for my size I guess you could say. I have a fair build, long black hair that I tie up in a bun, white skinned so I don't consider myself to be the most handsome person or anything but I don't think I'm ugly either. But everyone has their own preferences / what good looks is to them.

I just feel like I'm sexually frustrated & I need help. I'm a long time lurker so I have read some great reviews about Perla/Premier & have chosen to go with their services. The only lady I've seen good reviews from on a consistent basis is for Daniella. I don't know much about any of the other women. I've done my fair share of research on the industry & acronym's. I'm just looking to get a bit of a massage & a BBBJ w/ a Russian/Pearl Necklace/CIM finish. Maybe a little bit of touching, I'm a bit nervous because I'm not sure how things work for a first timer (literally because I've never done anything of this sort with a girl before) and because I don't want to catch anything from getting a BBBJ but that's what I'm looking to get cause a CBJ won't work for me I'd maybe be able to go multiple times as well I'm just not sure / what I can get / can't get. Money isn't the issue, and I'm not a shy person, I get a long with people well.

I have my preferences just like anyone else, I'm into blonde women but don't mind brunettes at all. I'm more of a chest guy and I prefer larger chest & I don't mind tattoos either because I think they look cool not necessary though. I'm not picky, as long as I'm not rushed & I can get someone who doesn't mind leading or is someone who leads without hesitation.

I hope I didn't bore you to death from reading this post. If you have any questions after reading this please feel free to ask, as long as it's polite comments & not mean or hate I will do my best to reply, any hate will be ignored but please before posting do remember you at one point in time had your first time as well, so help a fellow human out. Thanks for taking the time to read.

Nice guy123=temporary 123??some similarities.

 

[DickSlinger]

He is an idiot.

Ursulla all over this board. Already made like 10 posts alone today and the days not even done. I remember when he made that Post where he was leaving the forum. It lasted like 2 days. He's addicted to this site

 

[Ursus]

Quickdraw,

I am living rent free in your head.

 

[Ursus]

DickSlinger says:

I remember when Ursus made that post that he was leaving...........

Join Date:

June 3, 2017 - 1 week ago.

Dickslinger = Slag = Quickdraw = Multiple Handles = Low Self Esteem

 

[DickSlinger]

I will always be one person, with one handle, but you will always be a fucking moron.

He thinks everyone that agrees with someone that is not welcome here is using multiple handle to respond to themself. He's an idiot.

 

[Ursus]

Sure Quickdraw. Everyone knows you have more than 10 handles. You can't get over being kicked out of Premiere Spas, so you have to stalk all the girls there until you lose interest. Because you have no life and you suffer from low self-esteem.

 

[Hangdai]

I'm not an ugly person by any means, I'm not obese or over weight, I groom well down there, I dress well, I'm not a bodybuilder frame I have a skinny frame but I'm athletically fit, I play Ice Hockey & go to the Gym regularly and lift weights so I'm fit for my size I guess you could say. I have a fair build, long black hair that I tie up in a bun, white skinned so I don't consider myself to be the most handsome person or anything but I don't think I'm ugly either. But everyone has their own preferences / what good looks is to them.

None of that matters to these ladies.

Only problem is if you look too young, you might have issues seeing some ladies.

Being clean, not smelling bad (don't wear cologne, it doesn't help) is really the basics, and behave like a gentleman.

I'm really just trying to side rail these other guys fighting with each other on here.
As you can see, drama is never ending on here, one of the negative side effects of this board becoming more popular.

 

[krayjee]

None of that matters to these ladies.

Only problem is if you look too young, you might have issues seeing some ladies.

Being clean, not smelling bad (don't wear cologne, it doesn't help) is really the basics, and behave like a gentleman.

I'm really just trying to side rail these other guys fighting with each other on here.
As you can see, drama is never ending on here, one of the negative side effects of this board becoming more popular.

There are 2 very young guys seeing Michelle regularly. One just turned 20 in March and another one was 22 ish. Age doesn't really matter much. Just be clean nice, polite and treat them with respect, you should be fine.

Most threads in here got out of track whenever Ursus chimed in and post off topic craps. He should slow down . That's why I have asked him not to bring in his SPs into my thread. He still did. The problem was not him, but his arch enemies who follow him around and mess up the whole thread.

 

[Ursus]

Don't fret Krayjee. Just keep posting your stuff and everything will take care of itself. You are the Google of content on Canadian sex worker review boards. Much respect.

In terms of my work, I single-handedly took this board from obscurity to a very heavily trafficked board with my posting. I did the same with CAERF. Furthermore, I single- handedly put a stop to the trolls who would constantly attack you on here, before I arrived. And I was able to encuorage Daniella to post dozens of hot, sexy pics for everyone to enjoy.

My contributions are tremendous. Oh, almost forgot. I am the best source of Tgirl info in the industry.

 

[Niceguy123]

Your first paragraph makes me think you are a bullshiter. And the 'I never kissed a girl but I want to LEAPFROG into fucking prostitutes is not believeable either. No real newbie comes on the board and instantly uses: 'you won't believe me, but honestly, I am telling the truth'

The, I am a virgin and this is my first time. I feel scared and awkward post has been used so many fucking times, it gets boring as piss.

OK. Let's play pretend, and assume you are a real newbie. This is my advice:

Go to Premiere spas, book Daniella or Pamela and bring enough money to have fun. Tell them what you want and cooperate with them in the room. Simple as fuck.

If you are worried about STIs, then wear a condom. If you are worried more than normal, go to the drugstore and buy some allergy medication with Benadryl on it and take some of that before the appt. It has the ingredients that Bill Cosby used to 'rape' those women. It will make you sleepy and calm you down before the appt. Take 1 pill, not more than that.

And who the fuck says 'I have my V card and would like to keep it that way' but then wants to book a sex-worker to have sexual contact with her? At least make some effort into your bullshit story so that we don't waste our time reading it. If you are going to lie, learn how to do it better, FFS.

I've been reading a lot of threads with you in them & others attacking you & you attacking back. I have no interest in keyboard - warrioring against anyone on this site. I understand how you may see it as trolling, but everything I said was 100% the truth, I said the V card part because I just don't want to specifically insert my guy into a random stranger's V (I'd rather do it with someone I care about & have affection for). I don't mind doing anything else, though. Which is why I was asking for advice as a first-timer & specifically looking for a girl to go with who would possibly be willing to do any of the things I listed (I understand I must be polite & not pushy / demanding). I'm not sure out of these ladies Daniella / Pamela / Summer / Mackenzie whom would be the best accommodation for someone like myself.

Just go with with no expectations .
Real life isn't what you see portrayed on the Internet.
Definitely let the lady know you're new to this, then enjoy.

Do not fall in love, keep telling yourself it's not real, it's just for fun.

Get back on POF, use the confidence you've obtained with interacting with these ladies, and try a fun relationship with a girl your age with similar interests.

Then come back on here in 20 years like the rest of us losers on here. The End.

I understand there's no basically no love in this type of business, I'm not generally a clingy person. I'll let them know I'm new to this, like I said above, just not sure who would be the best fit for me, but I appreciate your input/advice.

Nice guy123=temporary 123??some similarities.

I have no idea who that person is, when I said I'm a long time - lurker, I was implying that I read the threads & reviews, but have never posted until now.

None of that matters to these ladies.

Only problem is if you look too young, you might have issues seeing some ladies.

Being clean, not smelling bad (don't wear cologne, it doesn't help) is really the basics, and behave like a gentleman.

I'm really just trying to side rail these other guys fighting with each other on here.
As you can see, drama is never ending on here, one of the negative side effects of this board becoming more popular.

I appreciate your input & advice, I'll keep it in mind.

 

[topo112]

Just go to Studio 9 and see Tracy, she'll take care of your basic needs.

 

[Niceguy123]

Just go to Studio 9 and see Tracy, she'll take care of your basic needs.

Thank you for the suggestion, however, I'm not looking specifically for an Asian MPA. I'm looking for someone that fits the description or is a close fit to the description I've provided above. I've seen a lot of great feedback on Daniella but to be honest I'm a bit intimidated by her experience to walk in as a first timer with no experience & tell her that