Fan Club aka CAF style

[Albertaman]

CAF Calgary is a kumbaya style fan club, with gushy reviews on CAF ladies followed by each of them posting tonnes of 'Thanks Hun' ...' you were the best' .... 'can't wait to see you again' ..... 'love the way you sucked my tits' ... yada yada yada. Then more posters with relatively short histories and less than 50 posts pile in to gush further on the largest breasts, or the best squirt and so on. A love fest. One big happy circle jerk. A veritable mutual appreciation club , with strong hints of congratulatory self praise. Raised some doubts in my mind. Especially posts on and from K-Girl and a few others. Something not quite Kosher, or Halal (using Canada's new language lexicon)

But now, given the heightened hostilities on the Edmonton Massage Planet board, I propose that this might just be the answer. How about Edmonton's own E-Girl, and several other anointed Top Ladies? And with their own fan clubs. Reviews, especially anything negative should be banned, well after all, positive thinking requires that anything negative is to be blotted out. Heck, you can't possibly align yourself with the darkness. If you find the massage wasn't good, surely the problem is related to deficiencies in your own childhood. Change yourself, join the club. Let's all hold hands, sing kumbaya, and never again find fault in a massage service. Give generously and for goodness sake, even if the service is poor, just shut up. Billy, the massage pimp with the small dick and with grandiose visions as a FBI profiler says his beer money depends on it.




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[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Okay....I think the judges are going to give Albertaman, the funniest Albertan title. Hey...I put up some great bits. But, I knew I was up for great contest, when Alberta is even in his name.

 

[sleeker]

I was skeptical of kgirl reviews but I saw her once in Edmonton. The experience was actually decent but the massage was a little weaker than I'm used to. Hard to say If the reviews are bs but I can see why she's popular - she follows the simple formula to a tee:

- home based spa that's clean and has shower
- excellent extra options
- pretty attractive (nice up top)
- friendly
- not too expensive
- doesn't short change you on time
- doesn't text during massage
- bonus: speaks English and is pretty nice to talk to