Got Jumped by them crazy ho's at seduction

[DickSlinger]

A nigga Felt like crushing some pussy, so I started up the hoopty and drove to Seduction Keele. It was just after midnight. Smoked some kush before I went inside and went to pick a bitch. Anyway I got in the room and the bitch start tryin to UP SELL ME. So I told her naah shorty. You gon suck this dick for and fuck me for a hunnid FLAT. So she said aight. Next thing I know she start suckin me off, when she went to put my dick in she tryna go bare back. I'm like naah Dick slinger ain't play that shit ho. So she said she gonna go get a condom so I'm like aight. She strapped lil sling up and I laid the beat down on the coochie. AFterward I give her 1 bill and she like no we agree on $150. I said nooo u said 1 hunnid ho. She we start arguin about tht shit for a while. Eventually I said nah fuck dis you ain't playin with Dick slinger money like dat girl. So I started getting dressed and this bitch kicked me in my fuckin balls I swear to god I slapped the life out this ho. she fell over and hit the massage table. I grabbed my money while still nursing my ball sack and Dipped toward the door. and left. As I'm goin to my car I see like 4 of these bitches runnin at me so I quickly hopped in the car locked the doors and was fumblin my keys to start the car and ge tha fuck away from these crazy bitches. They were kickin my car n shit and standing behind my car so I couldn't back out. So I threatened to run the ho's over and started backing up n knocked one of the dumb broads on her ass. After dat they backed off and drove off. One of them was on the phone and over heard her talkin about how "I'ma get mine" or some shit. I think she was callin her pimp or sum. Honestly dont go to dis fuckin place its full of ratchet pussy. That catman nigga is right. Avoid at all cost. I swear im goin back in retirement afta dis one

- D sling

 

[pussyforlunch]

You gotta backhand those hoes brother. gotta b frontin

 

[Eddy885]

this sounds like the fakest shit ive read in my life, you don't even mention which girl.

 

[PornPrinceIsLindaTheManagerAtPure]

I suspect it is Linda the Manager at Pure! All her accounts getting exposed!

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

It took me some time to break down & understand. What language is this ?

 

[cupcrazy]

Bullshit, didn't you cut off your cock when you were stuck in the mental hospital? I suspect this is ursus' ghost acount.

 

[snoopdoggie]

A nigga Felt like crushing some pussy, so I started up the hoopty and drove to Seduction Keele. It was just after midnight. Smoked some kush before I went inside and went to pick a bitch. Anyway I got in the room and the bitch start tryin to UP SELL ME. So I told her naah shorty. You gon suck this dick for and fuck me for a hunnid FLAT. So she said aight. Next thing I know she start suckin me off, when she went to put my dick in she tryna go bare back. I'm like naah Dick slinger ain't play that shit ho. So she said she gonna go get a condom so I'm like aight. She strapped lil sling up and I laid the beat down on the coochie. AFterward I give her 1 bill and she like no we agree on $150. I said nooo u said 1 hunnid ho. She we start arguin about tht shit for a while. Eventually I said nah fuck dis you ain't playin with Dick slinger money like dat girl. So I started getting dressed and this bitch kicked me in my fuckin balls I swear to god I slapped the life out this ho. she fell over and hit the massage table. I grabbed my money while still nursing my ball sack and Dipped toward the door. and left. As I'm goin to my car I see like 4 of these bitches runnin at me so I quickly hopped in the car locked the doors and was fumblin my keys to start the car and ge tha fuck away from these crazy bitches. They were kickin my car n shit and standing behind my car so I couldn't back out. So I threatened to run the ho's over and started backing up n knocked one of the dumb broads on her ass. After dat they backed off and drove off. One of them was on the phone and over heard her talkin about how "I'ma get mine" or some shit. I think she was callin her pimp or sum. Honestly dont go to dis fuckin place its full of ratchet pussy. That catman nigga is right. Avoid at all cost. I swear im goin back in retirement afta dis one

- D sling

Very creative! Well done. Even the black man accent had a special effect. I'm not sure if it will make the best sellers list though.

 

[mar91]

Not sure if this is a war between Premier and Seduction but if it is it is funny because it is mimicking the US election.

40% of the people will go to Premier no matter what, 40% of the people will go to Seduction no matter what, so the fight is over 20% of the people who go based on their preference or financnes at the time. Just like US politics, 40% Dems, 40% Rep, and 20% undecided. Doesn't matter who you run for either party the 40% crowd will always vote the same.

The people going to Seduction are looking for younger and more liberal service girls (some exceptions) but potentially at a higher cost. People going to Premier looking for a more mature (older) and reliable (CBJ for sure) session at usually a lower cost. There are exceptions in both establishments, some very liberal and young girls at Premier and some not very liberal girls at Seduction.

Guess the crowds have not come back from the Covid-19 fear mongering yet. I'm sure the very popular girls ( 5 or 6) are busy at both places but the less popular girls maybe finding it slow. I have nothing to base that statement on, just a thought. I think someone mentioned it in another thread, some guys maybe willing to try out new girls or even girls they have not seen before if they knew the services they would get. I know, another controversial topic as everything is YMMV. However, the popular girls are popular for a reason, they are DDG or they provide very liberal services - some even bbfs dare I say. Until the newer or less well talked about girls get a following they will always be less in demand. Go with a sure thing or the unknown. In times where finances are tight for a lot of people, they will go with the sure thing, be a little more adventurous when the funds are flowing better.

Kind of a rambling post but it is one of those days. Now where do I go, Premier or Seduction?

I forgot to mention, I'm an independent. I've been to both chains 4 times each. All of my experiences but 1 were good, and that one was just meh, not horrible but not great either. So if it is a war I can be bought, so start offering me the discounts, free sessions, and increased services. I have no shame, the money talks and the bullshit walks.

 

[Catman]

You Seduction shills are idiots with low IQs. Dickslinger is a well known member and long time poster on massage planet. For once in your pathetic lives use your brains and think for fucks sakes. I know its difficult to do BUT JUST TRY ONCE FOR FuCK SAKES!

 

[DickSlinger]

this sounds like the fakest shit ive read in my life, you don't even mention which girl.

Why the fuck would I name the girl you dumb mother fucker? I ain't trying to incriminate myself. Stupid faggot

You Seduction shills are idiots with low IQs. Dickslinger is a well known member and long time poster on massage planet. For once in your pathetic lives use your brains and think for fucks sakes. I know its difficult to do BUT JUST TRY ONCE FOR FuCK SAKES!

They some dumb mutha fuckas. Shilling for this place full of ratchet pussy that aint even be lookin that good to be pay what they expect niggas to pay

 

[1stTimer]

Why the fuck would I name the girl you dumb mother fucker? I ain't trying to incriminate myself. Stupid faggot


They some dumb mutha fuckas. Shilling for this place full of ratchet pussy that aint even be lookin that good to be pay what they expect niggas to pay

I don't really care either way but just pointing out. You have enough detail in your post for the girl or girls to identify who you are if this happened. If the boards are true and this happens often (thugs of seduction) then it could eventually lead to it happening on the daily but for now it seems it only happened twice, so you're only 1 of 2 guys. Why not share who the girl was for the rest of us, since the girls would definitely know who you are from your post already. Just my 2 cents

 

[Catman]

I don't really care either way but just pointing out. You have enough detail in your post for the girl or girls to identify who you are if this happened. If the boards are true and this happens often (thugs of seduction) then it could eventually lead to it happening on the daily but for now it seems it only happened twice, so you're only 1 of 2 guys. Why not share who the girl was for the rest of us, since the girls would definitely know who you are from your post already. Just my 2 cents

The fact that it even happens is unacceptable.
What makes things worse is that these Seduction skanks are being pumped with coke and being controlled by pimps
which is essentially modern day slavery.
As much as we enjoy hobbying pimping is just plain wrong...where do we draw the line?

There have also been reports of HIV floating around Seduction as reported by Essem. This initself is a huge red flag..throw in maggot pimps, mediocre looking girls that charge outrageous prices and i think its clear that Seduction needs to reinvent itself

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Not sure if this is a war between Premier and Seduction but if it is it is funny because it is mimicking the US election.

40% of the people will go to Premier no matter what, 40% of the people will go to Seduction no matter what, so the fight is over 20% of the people who go based on their preference or financnes at the time. Just like US politics, 40% Dems, 40% Rep, and 20% undecided. Doesn't matter who you run for either party the 40% crowd will always vote the same.

The people going to Seduction are looking for younger and more liberal service girls (some exceptions) but potentially at a higher cost. People going to Premier looking for a more mature (older) and reliable (CBJ for sure) session at usually a lower cost. There are exceptions in both establishments, some very liberal and young girls at Premier and some not very liberal girls at Seduction.

Guess the crowds have not come back from the Covid-19 fear mongering yet. I'm sure the very popular girls ( 5 or 6) are busy at both places but the less popular girls maybe finding it slow. I have nothing to base that statement on, just a thought. I think someone mentioned it in another thread, some guys maybe willing to try out new girls or even girls they have not seen before if they knew the services they would get. I know, another controversial topic as everything is YMMV. However, the popular girls are popular for a reason, they are DDG or they provide very liberal services - some even bbfs dare I say. Until the newer or less well talked about girls get a following they will always be less in demand. Go with a sure thing or the unknown. In times where finances are tight for a lot of people, they will go with the sure thing, be a little more adventurous when the funds are flowing better.

Kind of a rambling post but it is one of those days. Now where do I go, Premier or Seduction?

I forgot to mention, I'm an independent. I've been to both chains 4 times each. All of my experiences but 1 were good, and that one was just meh, not horrible but not great either. So if it is a war I can be bought, so start offering me the discounts, free sessions, and increased services. I have no shame, the money talks and the bullshit walks.

Holyshit. Just look at your skills, how you analyzed it soo perfectly. You should start your own talk show. You already have your talk show fan now

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Why the fuck would I name the girl you dumb mother fucker? I ain't trying to incriminate myself. Stupid faggot


They some dumb mutha fuckas. Shilling for this place full of ratchet pussy that aint even be lookin that good to be pay what they expect niggas to pay

It's not only niggas. They would do the same to white/brown/yellow guys aswell.
They would sl do the same to the rest.

 

[Bustanut]

dang dawg you get the name of this hoe? What she look like ? Put her on blast and get peeps to boycott her.

A nigga Felt like crushing some pussy, so I started up the hoopty and drove to Seduction Keele. It was just after midnight. Smoked some kush before I went inside and went to pick a bitch. Anyway I got in the room and the bitch start tryin to UP SELL ME. So I told her naah shorty. You gon suck this dick for and fuck me for a hunnid FLAT. So she said aight. Next thing I know she start suckin me off, when she went to put my dick in she tryna go bare back. I'm like naah Dick slinger ain't play that shit ho. So she said she gonna go get a condom so I'm like aight. She strapped lil sling up and I laid the beat down on the coochie. AFterward I give her 1 bill and she like no we agree on $150. I said nooo u said 1 hunnid ho. She we start arguin about tht shit for a while. Eventually I said nah fuck dis you ain't playin with Dick slinger money like dat girl. So I started getting dressed and this bitch kicked me in my fuckin balls I swear to god I slapped the life out this ho. she fell over and hit the massage table. I grabbed my money while still nursing my ball sack and Dipped toward the door. and left. As I'm goin to my car I see like 4 of these bitches runnin at me so I quickly hopped in the car locked the doors and was fumblin my keys to start the car and ge tha fuck away from these crazy bitches. They were kickin my car n shit and standing behind my car so I couldn't back out. So I threatened to run the ho's over and started backing up n knocked one of the dumb broads on her ass. After dat they backed off and drove off. One of them was on the phone and over heard her talkin about how "I'ma get mine" or some shit. I think she was callin her pimp or sum. Honestly dont go to dis fuckin place its full of ratchet pussy. That catman nigga is right. Avoid at all cost. I swear im goin back in retirement afta dis one

- D sling

 

[hangul99]

So he's tough enough to take on one in the room but cant handle four girls outside. I figure you're about 5'2" and a about a buck 25.

 

[Pay2Play]

So he's tough enough to take on one in the room but cant handle four girls outside. I figure you're about 5'2" and a about a buck 25.

Are you saying that this well written and most likely well spoken gentleman is being dishonest with his experience? Say it’s not so!

 

[bumzbumz]

people don't believe this yet believed the other story lol

 

[Justine2016]

people don't believe this yet believed the other story lol

It’s because of the author of this piece. This is like a parody, if you look at his other posts it is difficult to take this one seriously. While I don’t believe this is an account linked to Perla as sweet angel claims I think Dick Slinger is just someone looking to have some fun and a little attention. Why people believed the other story is because all he said was the girls followed him to the parking lot shouting and pointing their fingers at him, there was no mention of kicking his car or anyone being run over or potential violence from pimps. My friend got into a verbal altercation with one of the girls at Seductions over pricing as they agreed on a price but at the end of the session she wanted more money. Personally I don’t think Mr. Blue or Catman are affiliated with Premier as Premier is not that effected by Seductions but I believe them to be disgruntled customers. I think you will see a bigger rivalry between the two chains next year as Premier is still planning to open a location in the west end but will probably only do it in the fall off 2021 as they expect commercial rents to come down next year.

 

[Rzzz]

People taking op seriously and leaving serious replies must either be old or legit fucking stupid lol