Jessi James - Massage Review

[SlimShady]

#5 1229- 16 Ave SW
403 457 5733 work
403 966 1435 cell

I had some time to kill in between jobs. Not having anything pressing I decided to plot massage parlour locations against Kentucky Fried Chicken locations. A strange combination you might ask. Not really. For me KFC is a great source of wet naps. What a better use for wetnaps than to freshen up before hitting up a rub and tug.

And hit up a rub and tug I did.

3 times.

I put a lot of effort to freshen up. Those packages can be difficult to open.

A few wetnap packages later and I'm ready to walk the length of the parking lot of the KFC over to where Jessi is working. I get around the chain link fence and then I see 2 wolves and a lumberjack guarding the front door. Nope. I think I'll pass this time.

Well ok. It wasn't wolves and a lumberjack. It was just some guy shoveling the snow in front while his dogs did their business. Now me being the shy guy I am I felt a little awkward. I didn't want to go in as I would have to cross paths on my way in. I kept my head focused and kept on walking by. I must have walked about 7 blocks. I think the coast was clear.



2nd attempt.


No wolves. No lumberjacks. It's a good day. The sidewalk is clear. I walk up to the door smelling oh so lemony. Nothing like a good wipedown to make the ladies scream and shout. Can't make out what they would say but at least it's attention. So with my lemony goodness I open up the main
door and make my way up the stairs. I look for the number and I see it on the left side. I'm here.

Yep. I'm there. But so is another dude I guess. There is that "Will Be Back" sign on the door. Dammit. I walked a whole flight of stairs and now rejection. I trudge back down the steps with my hopes dashed once more. Maybe one more try but three strikes and your out.


3rd attempt.


I was reading up on this website called CAF where pooners write reviews. It's a novel concept. I noticed that Jessi AKA loveithard is a member. She mentions in Flashchat that she is working. Great. I can creep on by and see if I can get in.

Yes. Yes I did. I open up the last of the wetnaps. I wipe. I wipe good. I wipe really good.

Freshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Up the stairs I go again.

Door is unlocked and with no "Will Be Back" sign on. I'm in. At the desk is Jessi. I had an idea from her website pics on what she would look like. I was impressed. Had a slight resemblance to a cousin which surprisingly started my nether regions aglow.

I ask for the 1/2 hr session and I'm led to the room. A little small talk and I'm undressing and hopping on the table. Face down ass up. It's not a pretty picture but I guess that's why I left the fee on the table. That should get the party started.

Jessi comes in and starts with the massage. The massage was a good combination of medium pressure and light teasing. As one who may frequent massage parlours I've come to know that some just slap some oil around and then you are quickly asked about the extras. I wasn't getting my hopes up. After a fair bit of time and some good massaging I was asked to flip. There wasn't immediate talk of extras but some more massage and more teasing. This was good as my johnson had no way of hiding his excitement. I guess I could have put the lamp shade over top...

Jessi knew what I was there for and with the all inclusive pricing I'm pretty sure I was on the same page with the end result. Some lube was poured and then a very nice HJ was given. I'm afraid there was a mess to clean up. I didn't notice a shower around. Jessi came back with some warm towels and cleaned up. A rub down to remove all the residue. Residue. Slag. Call it what you want. She did a nice job of cleaning it up. But an even better job making the mess.

I grabbed my clothes and got dressed. A quick thank you from me and I was out the door and down the stairs.

All in all a nice change from some of the MP experiences I have had.




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Third Times A Charm.

SlimShady.

 

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