New to Singapore

[mork]

Hi

Recently moved here and looking to learn about the scene. Any good recommendations for a good venue for a good massage and added service (just a good HJ) with a pretty woman (18-30)? Looking for a convenient venue close to Tiong Bahru or UE Square. Thanks!

 

[Darin]

You are new with 1 post and yet you have 15 points....Hmmmmm

 

[matt c]

Everybody starts off with 15 points lah

 

[Mommy to 4 boys :)]

Bro,i believe u also start off with 15 point for the start.

 

[Mayur]

Reviewom which country?

 

[trd93]

Try walking around Holiday Inn Atrium. Near Tiong Bahru.

 

[David C]

New does not mean u can be spoonfeeded. So many info in this forum, dun be lazy. If lazy then it is good to stay home n have a nice hj.

 

[Lu-chan]

Found the threads for newcomers and reading through them. Looking forward to enjoying what Singapore has to offer.
Moved here Reviewom Europe.

 

[Eon kid]

Thanks bro will check out holiday inn,

 

[Fergy]

Welcome to our great city, there are few things you need to learn before exploring further

1) No Littering
2) No Graffiti or any art crime in all public places/toilets
3) Eating or Drinking not allowed in MRT/Bus
3) Don't flee our city after a traffic accident or after committed an offence
4) Be nice to our girls
5) Be proper manner at all times. ReReviewain Reviewom indecent behavior in all public places/transport at all times.
6) Do not grab an ass after some cheap wine
7) Give up seats to elderly folks/pregnant woman/handicaps
8) Be nice and fair to your local colleagues cos they would pass you "Kang-tu (tips) but reReviewain Reviewom dating your female colleagues (Very Important!!)
9) Raw is war and it is an offence
10) Please practice Safe sex
11) No nude or full Reviewontal exposure in public or facing an open window in your apartment

Though Standard English is the preferred language here. A colloquial local English, also known as Singlish are often injected into discussions to build rapport or for a humorous effect with the massage girls

BEH TAH HAN (bay tah hahn) - A hybrid Hokkien-Malay term meaning, "I can't stand it" or "I can't deal with it". (Hokkien for cannot is "beh" and "tahan" in Malay is "endure".)

LAO PEE HUI - Hokkien for nose bleed. Usually used to describe one’s reaction to an arousing situation.

During peak hours, it is often difficult to find your choice type but in a desperate situation then:

Lan Lan - No choice

You will just need to:

BOH HER HAE MAH HO - A Hokkien proverb which translates as "If there are no fish, prawns are just as good." It is either said in resigned acceptance of one's second choices, or use it as a cheerfully pragmatic way of dealing with situations where you do not get what you originally intended.

However, please reReviewain Reviewom accepting girls that:

BOH LANG AI/BOH NANG AI - Hokkien for "nobody wants", meaning "useless".

because such rejected girls are:

BUAY SAI - Hokkien for ‘cannot make it’ or BUAY SWEE - Hokkien phrase literally meaning, "not beautiful"

Don't be bother with their facial expression after your rejected them cos they will be:

BIN CHOW CHOW - Hokkien phrase literally meaning, "smelly face". Used to describe someone with a grumpy look and sour disposition.

The magic word is: SWEE - Beautiful

Last but not least, the common wisdom of “you get what you pay for” which equates the highest cost with the best product. Though we live in a fair and equal city and one of the most fairest, Reviewiendly and nicest people in the reigon (if not the best!!), there's no such thing as:

AI PEE, AI CHEE, AI TUA LIAP NEE - Teochew saying which literally translates as ' Want cheap, want pretty, want big breasts!' It is used to describe someone who wants the earth, ie. someone with unrealistic or unreasonable desires or expectations.

Good luck !

 

[Roz]

Sorry,, I have never take notice. Hahahahaha

 

[Samantha K]

Anyway, welcome to the Family. Read all the threads ( if you have time ) and you will know the scene. Enjoy and Cheers.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FELLOW BROTHERS

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wow, you actually typed all these out or you have it somewhere and cut n paste??

 

[Kylie S]

This is bloody marvelous!

^____^

 

[ShinkuOkami]

Singlish Reviewom TalkingCock dictionary. Typed into a word document, arranged the Singlish into a storylike message, cut and copied into this thread



Please feel Reviewee to add if I missed out any pointers. Kumsia Kumsia (Thanks Thanks)

 

[Becca :]]]

wa lao eh, tis thread almost becoming hokkien thread liao, good job bro IK

 

[I love books]

its a teach-an-ang-moh-learn-hokkien thread

 

[banned_glory]

on behalve of all ang mo's thanks

 

[stormer_xxi]

Nice one! Not the intro I was looking for, but a great deal funnier than I was expecting!

Happy new year bros.

 

[ZBDblues Unplugged]

give me the contact number