Review Oasis Wellness Centre, Lola - A Lazyboy review

[Deleted member 64273]

Ok, first off, the 140 promo pulled me in. But, sadly, I wasn't offered this promo when I went in. Was told the price for "boom boom"or everything was 160. Not that big a deal but just wanted to get that off my chest. I think Lola mumbled something about six, so maybe it's an evening deal.

The facilities is a typical AMP. Nothing special. The shower I got in the room was awful. It took a long time to warm up, and when it did, there were only 2 temps, boiling hot and freezing cold. There was no middle ground. So I spent my clean up shower either getting scalded or frozen.

Lola is ok facially. Lots of face make up. Her body is great. Spinner body with big tits. I wish she would take a lawnmower to her bush though. Decent Asian ass, nice smooth skin and muscle tone but she also came with a not so faint scent of smoke. So, I didn't bother with kissing or daty.

Her oral skills are pretty good. I just wish she did more of it. Like many Asians, she reached for the condom pretty fast. She also used lube, even though when I fingered her, she was already moist. She can ride pogo, which I like, but she only did it for a bit, saying that she's tired. That's a shame. She seemed eager to get into missionary and when I asked for doggy, she put on more lube. Doggie was fine, but again she cut it short using her "orgasm" as an excuse to lie down. At this point, I just wanted to finish and chalk this up to a negative experience. So, finished in mish and she cleaned me up. I did ask for CIM and she doesn't do that...oh well.

Sounds like a horrible experience right? Well, after the sex is when the session got better. The back massage she gave me was actually pretty damned good and really relaxed me.

Do I recommend? Well, only if you're familiar with the AMP scene and know what to expect. You won't get a Premier or Seduction level experience. But, the massage I got was actually better than any massage I got from the top tier places. I likely will not go back though as it's not the type of session I want. When I want cheap(ish) sex, I'll go Korean SP. When I want a good massage, I'll go to my go-to place and get an hour long full body massage with HE.

 

[krayjee]

Sorry about your bad experience. Fifi is on top of it right away.

 

[Blue58]

Wow, I wish Bell had this level of customer service...

 

[Deleted member 64273]

Sorry about your bad experience. Fifi is on top of it right away.

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Good to know she's on top of it. I wish them all the best and success. Don't need the money back or anything.

 

[TheKWguy]

Good to know she's in top. I wish them all the best and success. Don't need the money back or anything.

This is like what happens at all the places, VIP's places, Anna's fs spa and even all the promo for massage places

Gals never honour whats advertised. They always fake knowing what the promo is when the boss isnt on site.

Thata why you need to go when owner is around.

 

[OG_funguy]

Ok, first off, the 140 promo pulled me in. But, sadly, I wasn't offered this promo when I went in. Was told the price for "boom boom"or everything was 160. Not that big a deal but just wanted to get that off my chest. I think Lola mumbled something about six, so maybe it's an evening deal.

The facilities is a typical AMP. Nothing special. The shower I got in the room was awful. It took a long time to warm up, and when it did, there were only 2 temps, boiling hot and freezing cold. There was no middle ground. So I spent my clean up shower either getting scalded or frozen.

Lola is ok facially. Lots of face make up. Her body is great. Spinner body with big tits. I wish she would take a lawnmower to her bush though. Decent Asian ass, nice smooth skin and muscle tone but she also came with a not so faint scent of smoke. So, I didn't bother with kissing or daty.

Her oral skills are pretty good. I just wish she did more of it. Like many Asians, she reached for the condom pretty fast. She also used lube, even though when I fingered her, she was already moist. She can ride pogo, which I like, but she only did it for a bit, saying that she's tired. That's a shame. She seemed eager to get into missionary and when I asked for doggy, she put on more lube. Doggie was fine, but again she cut it short using her "orgasm" as an excuse to lie down. At this point, I just wanted to finish and chalk this up to a negative experience. So, finished in mish and she cleaned me up. I did ask for CIM and she doesn't do that...oh well.

Sounds like a horrible experience right? Well, after the sex is when the session got better. The back massage she gave me was actually pretty damned good and really relaxed me.

Do I recommend? Well, only if you're familiar with the AMP scene and know what to expect. You won't get a Premier or Seduction level experience. But, the massage I got was actually better than any massage I got from the top tier places. I likely will not go back though as it's not the type of session I want. When I want cheap(ish) sex, I'll go Korean SP. When I want a good massage, I'll go to my go-to place and get an hour long full body massage with HE.

Nice, honest review...

 

[Foreigner]

Good review, Ladyboy

 

[Deleted member 64273]

Good review, Ladyboy

Lol thanks. You made me go and double check the thread title! BTW, I've always wanted to ask, are you able to change your handle? Never quite sure which Peter is the crazy one and which one is the sane one. Pretty sure you're the sane one cause you're not accusing me of being Mila/Annalise.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

Sorry about your bad experience. Fifi is on top of it right away.

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Just had to ask, with a name like Fifi, will she dress like a French maid for a session?

 

[krayjee]

Just had to ask, with a name like Fifi, will she dress like a French maid for a session?

Looks like you missed out Fifi in her golden days at Golden Sunray and Lulu Villa days. She was one of the most sought after girl about 6-7 yrs ago along with Perly

 

[Deleted member 64273]

Looks like you missed out Fifi in her golden days at Golden Sunray and Lulu Villa days. She was one of the most sought after girl about 6-7 yrs ago along with Perly

Yeah, I've never even seen the name Fifi before now. Good to see that she's moved up to owning/managing.