One of the worst- Blue lagoon

[bluebird]

Went there late nite during the week, was escorted to the room, no choice of attendants. In walks roly poly long haired brunette attendant. I think I have permanently struck her name from my mind. Conversation was boring, no connection at all. Not that I wasn't tryin'. All she did was complain. opted for NR, however she did not want to be massaged and all I did was touch her while she worked on me. Normally this is okay but she was just not into it and I was not into her. She is making a half assed attempt to to finish me quick and just stops and says I will have to do it myself. These attendants are not machines.

Now I agree that they are not machines however they do have a job to do. anyway. I was so pissed off that I just dropped the cash and left. I will never go there again.

I just wish that I knew about massageplanet.net then.

 

[Sheena]

HEHEHE consider BL your tribunal initiation to the hobby. We all must suffer the bad "OH NO WHY DID I SPEND THE MONEY ON THAT" feeling so that we may enjoy and appreciate the hot MPA's that make it memorable.

 

[systemofadownfan]

Is Blue Lagoon still a dump? I went there a few years ago with a friend after going to a strippy. There were no choice of attendants and the one that showed up was very unattractive and overweight. I refused to go with her and waited for a decent one to show up. We should have just left but I guess our brains were not functioning properly after all the booze intake. We waited almost an hour before we got our choice of attendants. Even after that, the session was terrible - massage was mechnical and the MPA was overly restrictive. Haven't been there since. Totally agree with what RAYDEN said.

 

[joanne342]

blue lagoon has to be one of the worst mp in the city. Absolute garbage - the attendants, the service, everything. The only reason it is still stay alive, and I mean the ONLY reason is that it is open very late on weekends and is conveniently located near mississauga/etobicoke centre (ie., close to lots of bars)

 

[Shma]

http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com

 

[Some Hot B*tch.]

It helps if you're nearly unconscious from alcohol poisoning.

 

[John K]

Don

 

[ezra]

my first MP was Blue Lagoon...hey close to home, high school, and well....the rippers...that was a while ago 4 years maybe...but thank GOD the gentlemen that was in line before me asked to see the girls first...so thats what i did...pick the best looking one and hope for a good time...mine was well actually, at the time it was...it was a OH NO WHY DID I SPEND THE MONEY ON THAT time but...it only makes Allure, SRM and the others that much more better.

Roby Capone

 

[Rachel]

You should have checked out Maggie. She's a nice looking oriental. Great massage - tipped her extra cause it felt so good! She even towels you down after your shower.