Pssst! Wannabe a porn star?

[Julie D.]

http://www.torontosun.com/news/columnists/mike_strobel/2010/09/01/15213641.html

Just as I decide my column is getting way too obsessed with sex, I get a call from my swinger friends. Not Sexyboots this time. She and Mr. Sexyboots are taking a break from wall-to-wall swap meets. I suspect it’s because the kids are getting older and are starting to ask questions. (“Gee, I sure do have a lot of aunts and uncles.”)
No, it’s Sexyboots’ longtime friend Mr. Sexxxmaniac on the line. Mr. Sexxxmaniac is not his real name. (Ed. note: Strobel, you promised to cool the sex.)

Okay, okay, consider this a food column.
Mr. Sexxxmaniac is head of Take A Bite Of The Apple (TABOTA), a swingers’ club I keep bumping into. I call them the Apple Biters. They will stage the inaugural Toronto Erotic Film Festival (TEFF) on Sept. 11.

Now, before Piers Handling has a heart attack, TEFF has nil to do with his TIFF, the Toronto International Film Festival, Sept. 9-19. On the other hand, TEFF will give Midnight Madness new meaning. And, naturally, it welcomes entries from Clint Eastwood and friends, since they’ll be in town anyway.

 

[luv2wsh]

Don't we have a handle here named sexmaniac?... is that you?. :666: