Review - Alana in Oshawa

[James D + Sarah D]

Before I get started with the review, I just want to mention that it is REALLY far to Oshawa. I mean I usually only get much further east than the Don Valley Parkway, so I didn't count on having to drive 30 - 40 minutes at 120 clicks/hour.

I saw Alana earlier this week. I had seen some reviews in July which got my interest up, but because I was so busy, I couldn't make an appointment, then she closed herself down to new clients, so I thought I'd lost my chance. However a few emails back and forth and I was in.

She lives in a pretty good apartment and receives visitors there (just massage, not f/s). She is very clean and expects her clients to be too (I appreciate this - but because of that she is pretty restrictive on the touching, i.e. no digits). However, she will liberally touch you. The massage was ok, more like sliding the hands over your body, not really massaging. But she does massage everywhere, not just concentrating on the back, she also does your legs, chest, shoulders, etc. and she does a pretty mean bodyslide.

Her attitude was pretty good - the conversation was nice, she held up her side pretty well, she has a good smile and seems to like what she does. I know she hasn't been doing this too long, so she isn't as jaded as some girls get. She also limits her clients on a daily basis, so she doesn't get burned out.

The pictures on her website are pretty accurate - she's a nice looking, youngish blode chick. She does have some stretch marks though. She seems comfortable with her body and she has a great ass and a nice mouth.

Overall, a pretty good experience - would I repeat? Only if I were in Oshawa on business or something. For you guys who are in the east end, she's a pretty good value - all in $80.

Timbit

 

[Wavey]

Sounds inviting...website and phone number?
thanks

 

[HOT 1]

Lewd -
http://www.alanassecret.com

 

[k.webb]

Let me get this right you went all the way to Oshawa for just a message with her ?

Who wrote this review ! Alana

 

[ideaguy83]

Alana,I wasnt refering to your looks or anything else just that for a message only driving that far is a little strange, and Im afraid that there isnt a single thing you could show me during just a message for 80 70 60 what ever you would charge that is worth the time and distance young lady.

Now good day.

Ric

 

[bcbole92]

riclair; it must be nice to have such variety within the capitol you can stay in your own little world and never have to venture outside.
i live in the wasteland and every entertainment trip is time consuming.
when i head south to toronto for a sp or mAssage that's half the fun-------- getting ready for it.
i love variety and see at least one different girl every month. The rest of the time i see a few regular sp's and mpa for the service i can depend on.
i have seen Allana once or twice a year for the last four years and it's always worth the extra drive east for the GFE with her.
hell i have even drove to Ottawa for a visit with your selection of ladies but have found them lacking in skill and GFE so maybe it's worth the drive to somewhere else to see what you are missing.
good hunting

 

[winnefred]

I am really sick of this stuff. It seems too long to drive so it must be a shill. Did he not say that he would not repeat unless he was in Durham because he realized just what you said ric, that is was a little far for just a massage.

But let me ask you this, why is it too far. Because it is for you. You are not him or anyone else. Is it wrong for people to come Ottawa, NF, sudbury, and even state side to come and see me. They are not visiting family just me for maybe 2 hours then they drive all the way back. Is that worng or it is okay becasue at least they are getting laid.

Let people do what they want to do and if you happen to do a search first to find out what time of girl alana is then you would have known that the review is legit.

Kiarra

 

[MikeSnake]

Kiarra

You're out of line here! Oshawa is too far and this must be a shill. I mean I liive in Coutice and to travel all the way to Oshawa is a good 5-10 mins. I could easily drive to Brampton instead.

Why is it when the east end drives to the west, no one screams shill?

I don't want to start an East Coast/West Coast war so everyone just chill.


Back Burner

 

[Dazcouz]

i have seen Allana once or twice a year for the last four years and it's always worth the extra drive east for the GFE with her.
hell i have even drove to Ottawa for a visit with your selection of ladies but have found them lacking in skill and GFE so maybe it's worth the drive to somewhere else to see what you are missing.
good hunting


If you have been seeing her for so long , maybe it would be nice to spell her name right !. Second they ( Ottawa ) are not MY LADIES. You may think because you pay them you own them I dont . If you are any indication of what Im missing and since you seem to only be able to pay for it and see so meny , Im afraid I my run in to one of your " LADIES " and trust me that is the last thing I would want.

Kiarra. You say " Come to see you "???? who was talking about you !

Good day to both of you.

 

[Top answers]

Point is Ric, you don't know that this is a shill and you only assume that because he travelled for 45minutes. He also said that if he was in the Durham area he would see her. He said it himself, so how can you accuse Alana of writing it. Did you even do a search on her or the reviewer before you stated spout shit?

Kiarra

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ric.

i spelled alanna's name wrong as i usually call her by her real name as i have known her from the days when she owned her own agency.

also you should proof read your own fiction before cutting up others spelling errors.

as for buying sex?
why not? I am out of high school now and don't care what any body thinks of me.

why are you a member of this board if you don't want to pay for it?

I am happily divorced and money is no object so If I don't have time to ask out my regular girlfriends or just need a fix----- sex is a drug by the way---- i just pick up the phone and call the kind of regular i want, when i want it and the type i want or try a new one.

variety is as they say the spice of life, and i enjoy it.

if you can afford to leave the capitol someday let me know,
many of us go even farther afield for sex and you can come on a sex excursion to costa rico or the dominican republic or wherever.

after all you only live once and are a long time dead. so live for today.

also if you look at my past reviews they are all varied, as I usually never repeat a review on the same girl or the same agency.

so that lets ME know i am not a shill for any one.
'cause i don't give a shit what you or anyone else thinks of me or my life style
just the facts ric just the facts.

 

[Macky]

thanks love
will be looking forward to being chosen as your special some thursday. let me know when i am picked
haven't had a chance to see ya since ya went brunette
always remember blonde even back in the day
glad to see you are back to fs even if its only thursday

 

[SeanT]

Sorry everyone - it wasn't a shill. Read my other (well balanced, in my opinion) reviews and you'll see that I review fairly, honestly and with some regularity. Ric, if you cannot accept that someone would drive 1/2 an hour to see a girl that catches his attention, then so be it. But, for myself, I enjoyed the time I spent with Alana, but as I said earlier, I would not repeat unless I was in Oshawa for other reasons.

Timbit

 

[Ghost Child]

Who among us that have travelled from TO to Oshawa to see Alana have to answer to ricflair? as The Bad Boy says ...Nooobody!

 

[2nd In Command to Chris]

Damn Alana, half the guys were checking their sched's to try to join you on a Thursday. I think you are the best thing to happen to the scene in Durham Region in a long time, and as for people who wouldn't come east from the Big smoke to see ya, well that is fine. I am sure there are lots of locals that don't need the competition for your time. Hell I used to go from Oshawa to Toronto all the time when I was an active participant....Now Just mark me down as retired...until I can find 80 bucks...then you will get a call!!

 

[goodluckwithhat]

That's bad news, I was going to try and book time you..

 

[Soul Doctor]

Alana, the only time i can get to Oshawa is tuesdays, so iwas going to try and use my persuasive powers to have you do your thing on teus as well as thurs..but now that is a moot point. Oh well.

 

[64224mah]

To quote Robert Dinero.."are you talking to me" ?