Review : Anna in Now (Indy)

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Review : Anna in Now (Indy)

* DD-LIGHTFUL*
MASSAGE+, ANNA (416) 486-****

Did a search here, saw a couple of reviews, but nothing decisive, so here is my 2 cents (YMMV of course)

Being a big boob lover, I decided to try her out. Needless to say I made a mistake ...

I gave her a call and no one answered, a minute later she called me back and I booked an appointment. Had to call from a payphone near her place, around the Davisville/Mount Pleasant area, been through the routine before. She didn't give that much info over the phone but she quoted a price of $150/hr and her measurements of 36DD-26-36 and promised an excellent full body massage. Everything went okay and I arrived at her place with no problems. Her place was upstairs and the door was at street level, knocked and found that the door opened, heard a voice that called my name and asked me to come upstairs. As I got to the top of the stairs I noticed that the lights were off and that only candles dimmed the place. That was when I first got a glipmse of Anna, the description was slighlt off, no guff !, she had a larger midsection and ass, but I wasn't complaining, I know that many exaggerate their measurements. I was directed to the back of her flat into her bedroom, she followed behind. She asked for payment, I asked what was in store, she gave me a nice list of extras, so I was satisfied then and forked over the dough. I got undressed and waited, there was no massage table but the bed was a nice alternative. She came back in after a couple of minutes.

The massage was non existant. I asked for oil and medium, she sparingly applied the oil and the massage was "light" as best. It lasted for about 5 minutes, with no teasing whatsoever, before she asked me to turnover. I saw her reach over and grab a C, then she started to manipulate Mr Happy and then applied a CBJ. At this point, I didn't really mind, but I was looking forward to the massage with BS as was mentioned earlier. I let her work at it, she did so for about less than 5 minutes before she went immediately to Cowgirl. I am enjoying the ride, playing with her rack etc, when she asks if I am going to finish soon, this was the 15 minute mark. I could definately see that she was not into it at all, I told her I am a little older and require some time, we switched to Doggy. I am going at her, like clockwork 5 minutes later, she asks again, I told her soon, and kept going. Like clockwork, she says she is tired, we move to Mish, more titty play, no LFK/DFK, she is definately feigning to be into it. I am still going at, she is still asking me, hard to concentrate on my job at that point, then she reaches down and pulls Mr Happy out. Says she will finish me with a HJ, I didn't complain, it feels better than a C. She administers what might best be described as the "punishment" ! Very mechanical, Mr Happy is totally hard, she must have asked me at least a half dozen times over the 10 min HJ if I was there yet, almost like a Verizon commercial. I asked during that time if I could finish Russian, she did mention it earlier, she said no. So, I closed my eyes imagined that someone else was giving it to me and finished. Some of the fallout fell beyond the large towel on the bed and hit her bed covers, she was not pleased at that, but if she didn't tug so hard I don't think that I would have got the gold medal in the shot put!

Afterwards, she was more concerned about herself and the bed cover than about the state that I was in. I had to ask for a wet towel to clean myself up, this was around the 40 minute mark and I ended up cleaning myself. Given there was time still on the clock, there was no after massage, she got dressed pretty fast in the other room came back, sat in a corner chair and just looked at me. I asked if I could take a shower, she said "NO", she doen't allow clients to use her facilities, again WTF !!!

Okay, time to stop here. I could have stopped much earlier and said BAD EXPERIENCE or BIG MISTAKE, but the consumer should be warned.

Overall, the MPA turned out to be SP, as some are. But most of the ones I have experienced in the past blend the best of the two together in a delighful experience that you end up walking/stumbling out of with a smile. This was no of that ! It was rushed and customer satisfaction wasn't on the top of her list. I left out her description because it doesn't matter. I left out the list of extras offered, it doesn't matter. Maybe this should be in the SP section, but since she advertised in the MP section this should be posted.

I usually post my rating scheme here, given the above, I have already wasted my time, well not really since now you are informed.Unfortunately, I would have liked to post a good review, too bad there are some bad apples in the biz.

You have been warned !!!

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