Review: Diana @ SRM II

[Pompal 09.]

Because everyone is so Curious about this Blonde I decided to do a quick review of her :
Saw her and it was a major Disappointment. She used to be at Utopia under the same name. Very pretty & cute looking with lovely long blonde hair. Her Boobs actually looked and felt real. very nice and fit body with the right curves.
The Massage was an uninspiring slow rub, the conversation mostly was forced. It was a Bodyslide Session but the clothing stayed on till I asked politely after 15 minutes of Boredom, even then the initial answer was "I usually take 'em off when the client turns around", but she did remove them at that point.
NR part was surprisingly very boring too, As she was non responsive to the touch.
She did try to use her boobs for 1 min. while body sliding but moved over to Mr happy and started Jack Hammering it like the world was going to stop if I was not going to come within the next minute. At that point I asked her to slow down and be more sensual and she did. So I started thinking about my Fav. and that helped me in finishing off . As I was still shooting the load , she stopped and put the small dry towel on me and then asked If I wanted a hot towel or would like to take another shower ?
Was not the worst session I ever had but it was just plain boring. Felt like a great waste of time, Gas & money.
I doubt that she will last long at SRM with this kind of service as I just cannot see anyone repeating with her at all.
NOT RECOMMENDED!!!!!!!

 

[Pyewacket]

Thank you Milupa.
She will find out that massageplanet.net eliminates us from making the same mistake - seeing her too. There are better options at SRM 2 (i.e. Candy, Christina, etc.)

 

[143243]

Thanks for the TOFTT Milupa. Sorry to hear about your poor session. Here's hoping your next one is aces.

 

[Bride & Mommy to Be ?]

Wow what a disapointment.
Thanks for toftt Milupa.

 

[princess]

Wow I just saw her pics. This review is a crying shame.

 

[Sleepy]

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/Diana/

I say we petition for Christina to train her!!!

 

[Lester]

She's too hot to be doing this job.

 

[VitaminWaterGuy]

Wow she is crazy hot. Nothing worse than a super hottie who can't massage.

 

[girlwiththehair]

I find it's usually the super hot ones who can't be bothered.

 

[WCCanuck]

I agree with Milupa, this girl is a total waste of time. She has tons of tats, total turnoff. Cute girl, however uninspiring session. Was like trying to pull teeth to engage her with a conversation. Speaking of teeth, she could use a Dentist as well. She is friendly, however could learn how to improve her people skills.

 

[One More Year Nick! (2)]

Another thing I remembered that she was continously turning and looking at the side wall, Initially I thought that she was ac clock watcher (Which she obviously was) but she was also looking over more towards the shower.
Physically I did not find much wrong with her . I liked her Tats & even the Teeth were kinda cute!!!

 

[Danni A]

A dead giveaway of trailor trash is the bad teeth LMAO..

 

[oneof5]

if you are paying for a bodyslide
are you gus expecting them to be naked in beginning?
seems to me like typical massage at SRM

Can you guys explain what an AWESOME bodyslide massage would be like?

 

[Neicy]

Love the face pics. More MPAs shopuld put them up.

 

[katie s]

For me, an awesome slide includes:
- more, MUCH MORE, than a minute or two, ideally most of the session
- creative use of various body parts, especially the fun areas, on your various body parts, with frequent position changes
- sensuality, intimacy, including lots of eye contact, closeness, dirty talk, good visuals
- variations in technique... slow, fast, slow, rather than jackhammer... and lots of teasing mixed in
- allowing you to reciprocate the touchy, feely, licky stuff (within MP limits of course)
- being nude throughout - even better if she does a strip show or lets you help her remove her skimpy unmentionables
- making like she's enjoying it as much as you, whether she really is or not
- a nice extra is a shared shower afterwards or, even better, beforehand, although that's rare in these parts

This is what makes the superstar mpa's what they are. You'll find them with experience and the wealth of info on this board. Happy MP-ing.

 

[roxy07]

thanks Thigh master
this one I need to try out
"- being nude throughout - even better if she does a strip show or lets you help her remove her skimpy unmentionables"
sounds AWESOME

 

[Akshay]

Too bad, she is hot.

 

[Prianka]

Yeah, from now on Im just gonna go ahead and do the opposite of what MILUPA recommends.

Last time I took his advice on this "perfect woman" and I couldnt even get a hard on with her and had to tell her to stop 2 minutes into the flip as she was just not attractive to me.

This time Im definately glad I went against his advice. Just be nice to the hot ones and dont scare them away you old fools. We have enough "average looking mpa's" who give "good service" already.

Dont bash the hot ones cuz we need more of em!!!!

 

[mcafton]

Different strokes for Different Folks. There is always a vvery good variety of Magazines on the newsstand where you can look at the pics of some amazingly hot girls. If that can fullfil your desires then why even bother spending your time and money on these Gods gift to the Men type of girls.
At last you do like someone from Toronto area now, I remembered your continious Blabber about the "Hot Montreal Chicks & lack of any real hot girl here".

 

[Angelic Marie From Hell]

Had a good time with her. Treated her nice and if I remember correctly, perhaps I did have to coach a bit. It has been a while. She was at Utopia.