Review: Lexi at Blue Lagoon

[VivaLaJamiee]

Ahem ... uh, hi, My name is Colonel Angus ... and I'm a 'ssage-a-holic.

It's been 3 months since my last massage and I thought I was doing OK, but then I found myself doing work about ten blocks away from Blue Lagoon the other night near midnight and I couldn't resist it's siren song calling out to me. I had a relapse. Despite my big head's efforts to battle the little head, the little head won and there I was.

Unlike my other few times at B.L., there was no selection. It was "oh, you're here for a massage? OK, Lexi will take you to a room." It felt a bit like a revolving door - guy in, next girl take him to a room, next guy in, next girl up, etc. Since I hadn't checked beforehand and I wasn't necessarily there to see anyone in particular, it didn't bother me enough to leave. But, I did feel a bit like I had gone to Alpha Care.

So, off I go to the room with Lexi. I would put her around 5'4" or so and maybe 115 pounds. She is latina and said that she had been only there less than a week. She is not on the web site as of today, so I won't bother with a link. I am guessing at the spelling of her name - since she's not on the web site yet.

Her hair is dyed (highlighted?) blondish. She has a pretty face. In terms of her body, she has B cups. She has a bit of a paunch and a touch more "J Lo bubble butt" than would be optimal - nothing that would scare you off, but if you are looking for the slim, hardbody type, she's not it.

After the shower she asked what I wanted and I opted for the NR. Her massage skills are quite nice. Not RMT, but far better than some I've had in the past. There was an attempt at an upsell, but it wasn't a hard sell, so I appreciated that she backed off.

The conversation was nice and she mentioned that she had worked in another MP previously but she didn't mention and I didn't want to push it by asking. She also mentioned that she used to be a stripper - again, didn't mention and I didn't ask.

When it was my turn to massage her, it was fun. She wasn't particularly restrictive, but I didn't want to push things for a first time so I'm not sure how restrictive it could have been. Nothing was off limits, but touching the kitty and digits are completely different and I went for the first but didn't push it for the second. While I was massaging her she seemed to be enjoying it and was having fun keeping "The Little Colonel" happy.

Back to me and the ending was very nice. Nothing spectacular, but if I wanted spectacular I would have (should have?) opted for the BS instead of the NR. The Little Colonel certainly fired off a good volley at the end.

She joined me in the shower afterwards for a little more fun.

All in all, a good time was had.

Ratings:

Face: 7/10
Breasts: 7/10
Legs: 8/10
Butt: 6/10
Body Overal: 7/10
Attitude: 8/10

Price: $50 df (1/2 hour); $60 for NR.

Repeat: Yes. I did have a nice time, but there are many others to sample before I would repeat. More importantly, for myself, if I don't go back on the wagon really quickly I'll find myself getting into debt really fast going on a bender of too many MPs in a week to try and "catch up on what I've missed".

Recommend: Yes. If you're after an earth-shattering time, it's possible but I didn't have it. Lexi gave a solid massage and it was fun. But I don't think any of the stars at SRM, Allure, HFH, Plats, etc. have to worry about losing market share to Lexi, at this point in time anyways.

The Colonel.