Review Serene Ocean & I&U Reivews (spoiler: not good)

[Deleted member 110924]

(disclaimer: The first time I went to I&U, was hosted by Victoria and by far had one of the best experience ever, so do treat this as a mixed-bag!)

First up : Went to Serene Ocean last week, thought I could maybe risk it and explore what the spa could offer since there wasn't anything in the forums recently about that spa - as it turns out, it's semi-legit but more strictly towards legit
got 45 min, can't remember the girl but her massage was maybe 7/10 - what was really the turn-off was that there was nothing on the table other than just HE (no BS, not even top off, just provided her neck to kiss). I'm embarrased to say this but her HE technique just didn't work for me, couldn't finish i think I went past the 45, eventually I just said it's ok and got up and took a shower. All the time thinking I wasted money on this..

Second unfortunate experience was I&U - like I said before, Victoria of I&U is a gem and I'll def only take her if i go next time. This time, I went with Kiki as she's new, shy and young - thought might as well get a good massage and a HE...
Nope, second strike! Her massage was 5/10 at best, the worst part was the language barrier as it seems she didn't understand that I wanted a harder massage but she was just going slower! In the end I just resigned to getting a mediocre massage and atleast the HE would be better...but alas, she was also strictly no nudity (well, not complete nudity but she allowed me to fondle her a bit). I was relieved that I could finish with her HE, but all the time it just really felt like she wasn't liking what she was doing, I suspect she's not going to want to work in this business for a long while...

I can only imagine that Kiki was having a bad day or something, but her massage and involvement left wanting a lot more

so Lesson from this: If you're willing to take risks, be prepared to face as many disappointments as surprises.
Read the reviews and make an informed decision!

 

[OG_funguy]

(disclaimer: The first time I went to I&U, was hosted by Victoria and by far had one of the best experience ever, so do treat this as a mixed-bag!)

First up : Went to Serene Ocean last week, thought I could maybe risk it and explore what the spa could offer since there wasn't anything in the forums recently about that spa - as it turns out, it's semi-legit but more strictly towards legit
got 45 min, can't remember the girl but her massage was maybe 7/10 - what was really the turn-off was that there was nothing on the table other than just HE (no BS, not even top off, just provided her neck to kiss). I'm embarrased to say this but her HE technique just didn't work for me, couldn't finish i think I went past the 45, eventually I just said it's ok and got up and took a shower. All the time thinking I wasted money on this..

Second unfortunate experience was I&U - like I said before, Victoria of I&U is a gem and I'll def only take her if i go next time. This time, I went with Kiki as she's new, shy and young - thought might as well get a good massage and a HE...
Nope, second strike! Her massage was 5/10 at best, the worst part was the language barrier as it seems she didn't understand that I wanted a harder massage but she was just going slower! In the end I just resigned to getting a mediocre massage and atleast the HE would be better...but alas, she was also strictly no nudity (well, not complete nudity but she allowed me to fondle her a bit). I was relieved that I could finish with her HE, but all the time it just really felt like she wasn't liking what she was doing, I suspect she's not going to want to work in this business for a long while...

I can only imagine that Kiki was having a bad day or something, but her massage and involvement left wanting a lot more

so Lesson from this: If you're willing to take risks, be prepared to face as many disappointments as surprises.
Read the reviews and make an informed decision!

These honest reviews are helpful but too bad you didn't get the first girl's name...

 

[mangefes]

(disclaimer: The first time I went to I&U, was hosted by Victoria and by far had one of the best experience ever, so do treat this as a mixed-bag!)

First up : Went to Serene Ocean last week, thought I could maybe risk it and explore what the spa could offer since there wasn't anything in the forums recently about that spa - as it turns out, it's semi-legit but more strictly towards legit
got 45 min, can't remember the girl but her massage was maybe 7/10 - what was really the turn-off was that there was nothing on the table other than just HE (no BS, not even top off, just provided her neck to kiss). I'm embarrased to say this but her HE technique just didn't work for me, couldn't finish i think I went past the 45, eventually I just said it's ok and got up and took a shower. All the time thinking I wasted money on this..

Second unfortunate experience was I&U - like I said before, Victoria of I&U is a gem and I'll def only take her if i go next time. This time, I went with Kiki as she's new, shy and young - thought might as well get a good massage and a HE...
Nope, second strike! Her massage was 5/10 at best, the worst part was the language barrier as it seems she didn't understand that I wanted a harder massage but she was just going slower! In the end I just resigned to getting a mediocre massage and atleast the HE would be better...but alas, she was also strictly no nudity (well, not complete nudity but she allowed me to fondle her a bit). I was relieved that I could finish with her HE, but all the time it just really felt like she wasn't liking what she was doing, I suspect she's not going to want to work in this business for a long while...

I can only imagine that Kiki was having a bad day or something, but her massage and involvement left wanting a lot more

so Lesson from this: If you're willing to take risks, be prepared to face as many disappointments as surprises.
Read the reviews and make an informed decision!

Not all the girls from semi legit are willing to go naked. Least you can get is massage + hj , more than that depends if the girls click with you or not. Even at legit places, if the girls click with you, then you could be very happy. If you want to get a girl naked, it's best to go holistic and some of them can also give good massage. Just have to go with different girls and see which one is the best for you.

 

[krayjee]

(disclaimer: The first time I went to I&U, was hosted by Victoria and by far had one of the best experience ever, so do treat this as a mixed-bag!)

First up : Went to Serene Ocean last week, thought I could maybe risk it and explore what the spa could offer since there wasn't anything in the forums recently about that spa - as it turns out, it's semi-legit but more strictly towards legit
got 45 min, can't remember the girl but her massage was maybe 7/10 - what was really the turn-off was that there was nothing on the table other than just HE (no BS, not even top off, just provided her neck to kiss). I'm embarrased to say this but her HE technique just didn't work for me, couldn't finish i think I went past the 45, eventually I just said it's ok and got up and took a shower. All the time thinking I wasted money on this..

Second unfortunate experience was I&U - like I said before, Victoria of I&U is a gem and I'll def only take her if i go next time. This time, I went with Kiki as she's new, shy and young - thought might as well get a good massage and a HE...
Nope, second strike! Her massage was 5/10 at best, the worst part was the language barrier as it seems she didn't understand that I wanted a harder massage but she was just going slower! In the end I just resigned to getting a mediocre massage and atleast the HE would be better...but alas, she was also strictly no nudity (well, not complete nudity but she allowed me to fondle her a bit). I was relieved that I could finish with her HE, but all the time it just really felt like she wasn't liking what she was doing, I suspect she's not going to want to work in this business for a long while...

I can only imagine that Kiki was having a bad day or something, but her massage and involvement left wanting a lot more

so Lesson from this: If you're willing to take risks, be prepared to face as many disappointments as surprises.
Read the reviews and make an informed decision!

Thanks for the reviews. Much appreciated and we need more guys like you. .
I have a feeling you saw Ada or Bella at Serene. If the lady spoke English well and in her high 20s, she 's Ada. Very good looking, good massage but no extras other than a decent HJ. Bella ex JR Mina. is sweet and cute, little English but restrictive. Yuki ex JR Yoyo, young and good looking, good massage but limited service but money talks with her and the most you'll get is topless for 80 bucks. but not much extra. Alice, good looking young girl and kinda cute, medium strong massage but limited service at Serene, more liberal at I&U under the same name. Emma is good looking slim girl but weak massage and not that liberal. .If she 's slim and skinny girl, it could be Diana or Angela, both decent massage but limited service. Yoyo is a bit older in her low 40s, but real strong massage and great HJ, but no nudity and limited English. Serene is not a place if you are looking for nude or slide.

Kiki at I&U, ...she is only just a little over 5 weeks in Canada, worked a few days at RMT clinic as a trainee on her first week and came over to I&U. Never done this job before, one of her relative Judy has brought her in as a try out. We gave her all kinds of HJ videos and she's having fun watching them and trying them out. She is getting more comfortable now and she is getting better by the day.

Massage wise, She is only 4' 10" tall, 90 lbs, so, she is the wrong person if you are looking for real strong massage but I have tried her a few times and her massage is way stronger than Sasa aka Tiffany@GRW we used to have here. Even JR Mandy's regular customer booked her here regularly , so her massage is not that weak for sure. Most guys use Google translate to communicate with her. Most of her customers are young asian CBC guys and some Middle eastern and Caribbean young guys in their mid to high 20s and they all said she's amazing. No surprise she is always booked solid every day she works and one or two guys see her at least 2-3 days a week. . I just took in 3 bookings for her while I am writing this.. That said it all.

My best suggestions to you is try Lucy tomorrow , she is very sexy, oozes for sex, great massage and good fun. Money back guaranteed. Tammy is next if you can't get her. Both of them need advance bookings. Kiki, Lucy, Tammy, Victoria and Alice are the most booked girls at I&U.

 

[krayjee]

Holy crap... this little girl Kiki must be addictive. Two guys who have seen her yesterday came back for her again today. Amanda told me one is already 3 days in a row. That reminds me of myself seeing Tanya at HR every day 6 days in a row whenever she works until the day she told me to cancel my appointment and told me to pick her up at 10 after work... ...lol Damn ..those were the days I have no control of myself and my little guy was making all the decisions. Now, I am getting older but not much wiser. Almost exactly the same thing happened with a very charming girl last yr, thank God it lasted only 3 months.

 

[Young heart]

Sounds like me with Maggie at Hot Rocks

 

[cupcrazy]

Holy crap... this little girl Kiki must be addictive. Two guys who have seen her yesterday came back for her again today. Amanda told me one is already 3 days in a row. That reminds me of myself seeing Tanya at HR every day 6 days in a row whenever she works until the day she told me to cancel my appointment and told me to pick her up at 10 after work... ...lol Damn ..those were the days I have no control of myself and my little guy was making all the decisions. Now, I am getting older but not much wiser. Almost exactly the same thing happened with a very charming girl last yr, thank God it lasted only 3 months.

Have you been working at thr front desk for 2 consecutive days? I guess old age and cpp don't pay you enough nowadays

 

[cupcrazy]

Thanks for the reviews. Much appreciated and we need more guys like you. .
I have a feeling you saw Ada or Bella at Serene. If the lady spoke English well and in her high 20s, she 's Ada. Very good looking, good massage but no extras other than a decent HJ. Bella ex JR Mina. is sweet and cute, little English but restrictive. Yuki ex JR Yoyo, young and good looking, good massage but limited service but money talks with her and the most you'll get is topless for 80 bucks. but not much extra. Alice, good looking young girl and kinda cute, medium strong massage but limited service at Serene, more liberal at I&U under the same name. Emma is good looking slim girl but weak massage and not that liberal. .If she 's slim and skinny girl, it could be Diana or Angela, both decent massage but limited service. Yoyo is a bit older in her low 40s, but real strong massage and great HJ, but no nudity and limited English. Serene is not a place if you are looking for nude or slide.

Kiki at I&U, ...she is only just a little over 5 weeks in Canada, worked a few days at RMT clinic as a trainee on her first week and came over to I&U. Never done this job before, one of her relative Judy has brought her in as a try out. We gave her all kinds of HJ videos and she's having fun watching them and trying them out. She is getting more comfortable now and she is getting better by the day.

Massage wise, She is only 4' 10" tall, 90 lbs, so, she is the wrong person if you are looking for real strong massage but I have tried her a few times and her massage is way stronger than Sasa aka Tiffany@GRW we used to have here. Even JR Mandy's regular customer booked her here regularly , so her massage is not that weak for sure. Most guys use Google translate to communicate with her. Most of her customers are young asian CBC guys and some Middle eastern and Caribbean young guys in their mid to high 20s and they all said she's amazing. No surprise she is always booked solid every day she works and one or two guys see her at least 2-3 days a week. . I just took in 3 bookings for her while I am writing this.. That said it all.

My best suggestions to you is try Lucy tomorrow , she is very sexy, oozes for sex, great massage and good fun. Money back guaranteed. Tammy is next if you can't get her. Both of them need advance bookings. Kiki, Lucy, Tammy, Victoria and Alice are the most booked girls at I&U.

So essentially you want customers to be guinea . I thought you pathetic hj videos suppose to teach the mpa a thing or two

 

[Deleted member 110924]

Holy crap... this little girl Kiki must be addictive. Two guys who have seen her yesterday came back for her again today. Amanda told me one is already 3 days in a row. That reminds me of myself seeing Tanya at HR every day 6 days in a row whenever she works until the day she told me to cancel my appointment and told me to pick her up at 10 after work... ...lol Damn ..those were the days I have no control of myself and my little guy was making all the decisions. Now, I am getting older but not much wiser. Almost exactly the same thing happened with a very charming girl last yr, thank God it lasted only 3 months.

@krayjee I don't mean any ill-will towards Kiki, she does do her part well - I suppose i just didn't click with her.
Nevertheless, I can't help but wondeer if the replies are a bit too direct to salvage her reputation? She's young and new, if she's good as you say then she'll keep getting customers - you don't have to push/promote this hard

And thanks for the names from Serene Ocean, it was Angela

 

[krayjee]

@krayjee I don't mean any ill-will towards Kiki, she does do her part well - I suppose i just didn't click with her.
Nevertheless, I can't help but wondeer if the replies are a bit too direct to salvage her reputation? She's young and new, if she's good as you say then she'll keep getting customers - you don't have to push/promote this hard

And thanks for the names from Serene Ocean, it was Angela

Nothing was wrong with your review and nothing was exaggerated in what I posted above. You went in there with too much expectation and picked the wrong girl. She already have some bookings for tomorrow.. Two guys tipped her so generously today and she was showing me off how much tips she got from those two guys. She is just a little baby to me in my eyes. I tried her massage a few times to make sure she is good enough and getting better. I didn't ask or try any extras with her. I had body massage twice and one foot massage with her and teaching her and guiding her on what she was lacking. I tried her massage this morning as soon as she got in after reading your review to make sure everything was good. She's fine.

 

[hobbyalot]

Nothing was wrong with your review and nothing was exaggerated in what I posted above. She already have some bookings for tomorrow.. Two guys tipped her so generously today and she was showing me off how much tips she got from those two guys. She is just a little baby to me in my eyes. I tried her massage a few times to make sure she is good enough and getting better. I didn't ask or try any extras with her. I had body massage twice and one foot massage with her and teaching her and guiding her on what she was lacking. I tried her massage this morning as soon as she got in after reading your review to make sure everything was good. She's fine.

Firsttimer said nothing out of line in his honest review so no need to go on the attack. Basically you are calling his review bull, cause you tried her massage this morning to make sure everything was good. She’s fine.

 

[krayjee]

Firsttimer said nothing out of line in his honest review so no need to go on the attack. Basically you are calling his review bull, cause you tried her massage this morning to make sure everything was good. She’s fine.

I wasn't attacking him. He doesn't have any ill intentions. I was just letting him know he picked the wrong girl and came out disappointed. May be he didn't read her profile that clearly says she's very new and not to go in there with too much expectations . He was looking for very liberal girls at I&U like Victoria, Lucy, Tammy , Alice, Bella,Vikki and such.
Pls try Kiki yourself and you will find out why she's the most booked girl. Even one of the girl who used to be very popular at E&M and I&U gave up working on the same day with her bcuz she couldn't stand Kiki was getting all the appointments and she wasn't getting any like she used to.

 

[Darksid3]

Firsttimer said nothing out of line in his honest review so no need to go on the attack. Basically you are calling his review bull, cause you tried her massage this morning to make sure everything was good. She’s fine.

He's so doing damage control ...

 

[krayjee]

He's so doing damage control ...

LOL...some may see it as damage control and some jealous guys might have a good laugh, but I see this as a good opportunity to give more exposure to a rising star. The day haven't started yet, she already had 3 bookings and even one lady customer last night trying to book her for next week cuz her boss who was a regular at I&U told the lady so many good things about Lucy, Kiki and Tammy. It was very entertaining watching the two ladies chatting with broken English and google translate.

 

[smallpantieshk]

(disclaimer: The first time I went to I&U, was hosted by Victoria and by far had one of the best experience ever, so do treat this as a mixed-bag!)

First up : Went to Serene Ocean last week, thought I could maybe risk it and explore what the spa could offer since there wasn't anything in the forums recently about that spa - as it turns out, it's semi-legit but more strictly towards legit
got 45 min, can't remember the girl but her massage was maybe 7/10 - what was really the turn-off was that there was nothing on the table other than just HE (no BS, not even top off, just provided her neck to kiss). I'm embarrased to say this but her HE technique just didn't work for me, couldn't finish i think I went past the 45, eventually I just said it's ok and got up and took a shower. All the time thinking I wasted money on this..

Second unfortunate experience was I&U - like I said before, Victoria of I&U is a gem and I'll def only take her if i go next time. This time, I went with Kiki as she's new, shy and young - thought might as well get a good massage and a HE...
Nope, second strike! Her massage was 5/10 at best, the worst part was the language barrier as it seems she didn't understand that I wanted a harder massage but she was just going slower! In the end I just resigned to getting a mediocre massage and atleast the HE would be better...but alas, she was also strictly no nudity (well, not complete nudity but she allowed me to fondle her a bit). I was relieved that I could finish with her HE, but all the time it just really felt like she wasn't liking what she was doing, I suspect she's not going to want to work in this business for a long while...

I can only imagine that Kiki was having a bad day or something, but her massage and involvement left wanting a lot more

so Lesson from this: If you're willing to take risks, be prepared to face as many disappointments as surprises.
Read the reviews and make an informed decision!

This is as honest a review as it gets. I can't really comment about Serene Ocean since I haven't been there since before covid happened. I do know that the boss Jessica doesn't allow too much mileage.

But it's been 3 years, so much could have changed during this time.

 

[Bustanut]

Thanks for the reviews. Much appreciated and we need more guys like you. .
I have a feeling you saw Ada or Bella at Serene. If the lady spoke English well and in her high 20s, she 's Ada. Very good looking, good massage but no extras other than a decent HJ. Bella ex JR Mina. is sweet and cute, little English but restrictive. Yuki ex JR Yoyo, young and good looking, good massage but limited service but money talks with her and the most you'll get is topless for 80 bucks. but not much extra. Alice, good looking young girl and kinda cute, medium strong massage but limited service at Serene, more liberal at I&U under the same name. Emma is good looking slim girl but weak massage and not that liberal. .If she 's slim and skinny girl, it could be Diana or Angela, both decent massage but limited service. Yoyo is a bit older in her low 40s, but real strong massage and great HJ, but no nudity and limited English. Serene is not a place if you are looking for nude or slide.

Kiki at I&U, ...she is only just a little over 5 weeks in Canada, worked a few days at RMT clinic as a trainee on her first week and came over to I&U. Never done this job before, one of her relative Judy has brought her in as a try out. We gave her all kinds of HJ videos and she's having fun watching them and trying them out. She is getting more comfortable now and she is getting better by the day.

Massage wise, She is only 4' 10" tall, 90 lbs, so, she is the wrong person if you are looking for real strong massage but I have tried her a few times and her massage is way stronger than Sasa aka Tiffany@GRW we used to have here. Even JR Mandy's regular customer booked her here regularly , so her massage is not that weak for sure. Most guys use Google translate to communicate with her. Most of her customers are young asian CBC guys and some Middle eastern and Caribbean young guys in their mid to high 20s and they all said she's amazing. No surprise she is always booked solid every day she works and one or two guys see her at least 2-3 days a week. . I just took in 3 bookings for her while I am writing this.. That said it all.

My best suggestions to you is try Lucy tomorrow , she is very sexy, oozes for sex, great massage and good fun. Money back guaranteed. Tammy is next if you can't get her. Both of them need advance bookings. Kiki, Lucy, Tammy, Victoria and Alice are the most booked girls at I&U.

Is I and u holistic or semi?

 

[krayjee]

Is I and u holistic or semi?

Semi legit with a mix of semi holistic, depending on the girls. Lucy, Victoria, Vikki, Alice, Tiffany, Kelly, Yuki, Angela are all very good. Kiki and new girl Annie are good if you're into young girls in their 20s.

 

[Bustanut]

Semi legit with a mix of semi holistic, depending on the girls. Lucy, Victoria, Vikki, Alice, Tiffany, Kelly, Yuki, Angela are all very good. Kiki and new girl Annie are good if you're into young girls in their 20s.

Ok thanks Any of them decently hot? Who has the best body?

 

[krayjee]

Ok thanks Any of them decently hot? Who has the best body?

Angela and Victoria. If you are into ass, Tiffany is your best bet.
Kiki has a nice tight toned body. Annie has nice melons and ass.

 

[Young heart]

Semi legit with a mix of semi holistic, depending on the girls. Lucy, Victoria, Vikki, Alice, Tiffany, Kelly, Yuki, Angela are all very good. Kiki and new girl Annie are good if you're into young girls in their 20s.

What does "very good" mean in terms of service?