Review Shina @ Seductions: DISAPPOINTED

[Deleted member 101953]

What can I say about this low value whore? Disappointing.

Shina is like a very cool movie trailer but when you actually go see the full movie it becomes a disappointment. That's what it's like hooking up with this lousy broad...
Shina is all smoke and mirrors. I would also like to add in drunkenness all bundled into one.
Was so hyped in trying this broad out since my dick was horny for some Asian poontang that I decided to book for a hh session last night. The spa was dead, albeit a few horny guys road around in their Mercedes Benz chatting with the girls who were out on their smoke break. In any case, receptionist led me to the room, had a shower etc. Shina kept coming in back and forth since she saw me still showering which was kinda funny. Three times to be exact lol.

When Shina finally entered, was very impressed with the outcome. This chick's got the hottest little spinner body I'd ever seen. Pale skin, petite stature, nice little round ass, nice long hair, nice smile, eyes, legs, feet and beautiful nipple tits. I couldn't wait to put this broad in the oven to eat but unfortunately that's where the fun ended for me...
She gives me a massage for about five min and during this time she starts laughing hysterically while trying to start up a decent conversation (she likes to drink Captain Morgan's) then she gets down to business and asks me the deal. Opted for FS. Shina undresses (she looks annoyed @ this point) and then starts to sniff out my dick like a canine for a good two minutes then laughs hysterically and goes to town. Is this broad seriously, ok?

CFS was a disappointment and mainly because Shina is not the submissive type (Anyone can recommend me some submissive broads plz feel free). For example, she wouldn't let me spread her legs during missionary and no fingering her pussy or DATY. Doggy style was the worst. Won't even get into that and her kissing skills is pretty terrible and just had to make the best of it. Shina starts sulking and says i'm too big then steps out to go to the washroom to take a piss. She might as well do some snow cause this session has already been a disaster. 5 min later...Shina comes back, and we try again. As soon as I'm inside her with a couple thrusts she lets out a huge terrible fart and starts cracking up hysterically. I've lost all patience at this point and just ask her to finish me off with a HJ. Went in the shower together, talked, flirted, cracked some corny joked and hopes to see me again. Sorry Shina I don't think so.

NOTE: Better off bringing some coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan to the session when seeing Shina. She might be more open minded under the influence...

Shina
Looks/Body: 9.5
Service: 4 1/2
Damage: 100 + door fee
Repeat? No

 

[Sixlicks]

What can I say about this low value whore? Disappointing.

Shina is like a very cool movie trailer but when you actually go see the full movie it becomes a disappointment. That's what it's like hooking up with this lousy broad...
Shina is all smoke and mirrors. I would also like to add in drunkenness all bundled into one.
Was so hyped in trying this broad out since my dick was horny for some Asian poontang that I decided to book for a hh session last night. The spa was dead, albeit a few horny guys road around in their Mercedes Benz chatting with the girls who were out on their smoke break. In any case, receptionist led me to the room, had a shower etc. Shina kept coming in back and forth since she saw me still showering which was kinda funny. Three times to be exact lol.

When Shina finally entered, was very impressed with the outcome. This chick's got the hottest little spinner body I'd ever seen. Pale skin, petite stature, nice little round ass, nice long hair, nice smile, eyes, legs, feet and beautiful nipple tits. I couldn't wait to put this broad in the oven to eat but unfortunately that's where the fun ended for me...
She gives me a massage for about five min and during this time she starts laughing hysterically while trying to start up a decent conversation (she likes to drink Captain Morgan's) then she gets down to business and asks me the deal. Opted for FS. Shina undresses (she looks annoyed @ this point) and then starts to sniff out my dick like a canine for a good two minutes then laughs hysterically and goes to town. Is this broad seriously, ok?

CFS was a disappointment and mainly because Shina is not the submissive type (Anyone can recommend me some submissive broads plz feel free). For example, she wouldn't let me spread her legs during missionary and no fingering her pussy or DATY. Doggy style was the worst. Won't even get into that and her kissing skills is pretty terrible and just had to make the best of it. Shina starts sulking and says i'm too big then steps out to go to the washroom to take a piss. She might as well do some snow cause this session has already been a disaster. 5 min later...Shina comes back, and we try again. As soon as I'm inside her with a couple thrusts she lets out a huge terrible fart and starts cracking up hysterically. I've lost all patience at this point and just ask her to finish me off with a HJ. Went in the shower together, talked, flirted, cracked some corny joked and hopes to see me again. Sorry Shina I don't think so.

NOTE: Better off bringing some coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan to the session when seeing Shina. She might be more open minded under the influence...

Shina
Looks/Body: 9.5
Service: 4 1/2
Damage: 100 + door fee
Repeat? No

 

[Sixlicks]

This is the funniest review I read so sad about your experience but so funny maybe she was off today give her a second chance she is too hot to not right I want to see her cause it's too funny and I need some laughter

 

[TOXplorer]

I shouldn't laugh, but the fart story at the end just got me. It's so awful lol

 

[hookerpuncher]

lmao, that photo in combination with the fart comment. Gold.

Waiting for all the Shina simps to come out and back up this lazy bitch.

 

[MrConfidential]

Wow that's totally unacceptable. That would be a no repeat for me at this time as well.

 

[Hornet]

She farted?

 

[jizzy1]

This made my day

 

[Sixlicks]

Laughing so fucking much that I had to go I've never been to seduction and see this girl anyways I got there and I had a half a bottle of wine and describe the quick smoke so it's kind of nice they lined up all the girls to get an interview before you decide I couldn't remember who was the person I was supposed to see anyway she was busy search for walk around the corner to Ideal Spa there's this girl Ada she had on these long eyelashes she's super thin probably a 40ish year old MILF but we attractive now so I can imagine like 20 years ago so I settled on an hour or she told me 300 bucks her massage started off with some pressure applications were really not so memorable I told her she needed to provide massage if she wanted you to come back again anyways I flipped over at I actually said okay you I got I'll give you some stepped over so I could stuff something down her throat and basically buried my head in her shaved muffin at this point I was getting the munchies it was after about 10 minutes that I was getting pretty good she was refusing deep digits but the digits were still slightly available and the back door was totally wide open so I snuck in finally I said you know I've never tried this can I try anal she's like yeah no problem so we finally squeezed it in after her application using gel and honestly it wasn't that great for the first time so I took it out and put it in my favorite location yeah that felt way better yeah I wasn't going to change anyways so I continue in that doggy position I couldn't stop so it's been a while and I think that maybe that's why that ended so quickly I was just in the neck of time because someone else came in so I said I can't grab a shower she said I'll be 10 minutes anyways to grab the shower light down I couldn't remember what time she left so I went out to grab a couple more Pops came back in how to take a shower cuz I still smell like smoke so jump in the shower lie back down again by that point she was just coming in I said all you've been gone for so long that's just extra time for Mina I think she'd gone for about 20 minutes if I have to guess anyways so she was back so we went for round two which was going to be a bbbj and it was pretty good she had good technique no cheese thank God that was the second shot actually it was actually bbbj cim sw like holy smokes that was pretty good and Junior was still like an attention I couldn't understand maybe it was all that extra reverse polarity anyways that was a good thing so there was a remedy available she took off I jumped in the shower another time I came off she had come back he left so we received good to hear your and I was happy to leave it at that if there is still some time left and actually I've kind of lost track of time now that I dictating this I can't remember but I can't tell you this I said you're about 6 out of 10 and she decided that was it came on she had to tell me that she's like very good at this he's been told and I said well no there's somebody better and then I said Nancy / summer and then I was like Nancy it's like she knew her anyways seeing an opportunity I said well let's try and see I'll tell you what you're doing wrong anyways I'm telling you that was the best instructions I've ever given someone it was so amazing I think she's becoming an expert I told her after I bond this I wish this was amazing within 1 hour this was the third shot bbbj cimsw but second shot of that the first one a normal dog anyways this was amazing you know something about this milk just like works for me needless to say I think laughing all night and I got the munchies again so I'm going to sign off this is so much fun this morning started off it's like crappy day but it turned around and I think it by the lunch time and ended up being about plus 400 but then the end of the day lost another 150 but overall is still a part of the day and now it's going to type what happened after I left work

 

[fries]

Laughing so fucking much that I had to go I've never been to seduction and see this girl anyways I got there and I had a half a bottle of wine and describe the quick smoke so it's kind of nice they lined up all the girls to get an interview before you decide I couldn't remember who was the person I was supposed to see anyway she was busy search for walk around the corner to Ideal Spa there's this girl Ada she had on these long eyelashes she's super thin probably a 40ish year old MILF but we attractive now so I can imagine like 20 years ago so I settled on an hour or she told me 300 bucks her massage started off with some pressure applications were really not so memorable I told her she needed to provide massage if she wanted you to come back again anyways I flipped over at I actually said okay you I got I'll give you some stepped over so I could stuff something down her throat and basically buried my head in her shaved muffin at this point I was getting the munchies it was after about 10 minutes that I was getting pretty good she was refusing deep digits but the digits were still slightly available and the back door was totally wide open so I snuck in finally I said you know I've never tried this can I try anal she's like yeah no problem so we finally squeezed it in after her application using gel and honestly it wasn't that great for the first time so I took it out and put it in my favorite location yeah that felt way better yeah I wasn't going to change anyways so I continue in that doggy position I couldn't stop so it's been a while and I think that maybe that's why that ended so quickly I was just in the neck of time because someone else came in so I said I can't grab a shower she said I'll be 10 minutes anyways to grab the shower light down I couldn't remember what time she left so I went out to grab a couple more Pops came back in how to take a shower cuz I still smell like smoke so jump in the shower lie back down again by that point she was just coming in I said all you've been gone for so long that's just extra time for Mina I think she'd gone for about 20 minutes if I have to guess anyways so she was back so we went for round two which was going to be a bbbj and it was pretty good she had good technique no cheese thank God that was the second shot actually it was actually bbbj cim sw like holy smokes that was pretty good and Junior was still like an attention I couldn't understand maybe it was all that extra reverse polarity anyways that was a good thing so there was a remedy available she took off I jumped in the shower another time I came off she had come back he left so we received good to hear your and I was happy to leave it at that if there is still some time left and actually I've kind of lost track of time now that I dictating this I can't remember but I can't tell you this I said you're about 6 out of 10 and she decided that was it came on she had to tell me that she's like very good at this he's been told and I said well no there's somebody better and then I said Nancy / summer and then I was like Nancy it's like she knew her anyways seeing an opportunity I said well let's try and see I'll tell you what you're doing wrong anyways I'm telling you that was the best instructions I've ever given someone it was so amazing I think she's becoming an expert I told her after I bond this I wish this was amazing within 1 hour this was the third shot bbbj cimsw but second shot of that the first one a normal dog anyways this was amazing you know something about this milk just like works for me needless to say I think laughing all night and I got the munchies again so I'm going to sign off this is so much fun this morning started off it's like crappy day but it turned around and I think it by the lunch time and ended up being about plus 400 but then the end of the day lost another 150 but overall is still a part of the day and now it's going to type what happened after I left work

ok

 

[Arigold83]

What can I say about this low value whore? Disappointing.

Shina is like a very cool movie trailer but when you actually go see the full movie it becomes a disappointment. That's what it's like hooking up with this lousy broad...
Shina is all smoke and mirrors. I would also like to add in drunkenness all bundled into one.
Was so hyped in trying this broad out since my dick was horny for some Asian poontang that I decided to book for a hh session last night. The spa was dead, albeit a few horny guys road around in their Mercedes Benz chatting with the girls who were out on their smoke break. In any case, receptionist led me to the room, had a shower etc. Shina kept coming in back and forth since she saw me still showering which was kinda funny. Three times to be exact lol.

When Shina finally entered, was very impressed with the outcome. This chick's got the hottest little spinner body I'd ever seen. Pale skin, petite stature, nice little round ass, nice long hair, nice smile, eyes, legs, feet and beautiful nipple tits. I couldn't wait to put this broad in the oven to eat but unfortunately that's where the fun ended for me...
She gives me a massage for about five min and during this time she starts laughing hysterically while trying to start up a decent conversation (she likes to drink Captain Morgan's) then she gets down to business and asks me the deal. Opted for FS. Shina undresses (she looks annoyed @ this point) and then starts to sniff out my dick like a canine for a good two minutes then laughs hysterically and goes to town. Is this broad seriously, ok?

CFS was a disappointment and mainly because Shina is not the submissive type (Anyone can recommend me some submissive broads plz feel free). For example, she wouldn't let me spread her legs during missionary and no fingering her pussy or DATY. Doggy style was the worst. Won't even get into that and her kissing skills is pretty terrible and just had to make the best of it. Shina starts sulking and says i'm too big then steps out to go to the washroom to take a piss. She might as well do some snow cause this session has already been a disaster. 5 min later...Shina comes back, and we try again. As soon as I'm inside her with a couple thrusts she lets out a huge terrible fart and starts cracking up hysterically. I've lost all patience at this point and just ask her to finish me off with a HJ. Went in the shower together, talked, flirted, cracked some corny joked and hopes to see me again. Sorry Shina I don't think so.

NOTE: Better off bringing some coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan to the session when seeing Shina. She might be more open minded under the influence...

Shina
Looks/Body: 9.5
Service: 4 1/2
Damage: 100 + door fee
Repeat? No


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It says in the website $140, is that the door fee? Or is it all inclusive?

 

[Deleted member 101953]

It says in the website $140, is that the door fee? Or is it all inclusive?

The door fee for hh service $140
Exxxtras varies... Depending on which chick, you book with. In other words, make sure you bring a lot of cash with you on hand.

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Waiting for all the Shina simps to come out and back up this lazy bitch.

Honestly, I was expecting the same thing but was actually surprised many of you felt it was the best/funniest review you guys ever read on my encounter with Shina. Good or bad I gotta be honest with you all on how the session went regardless. So, it is what it is...

A DISASTER!

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Shina is a waste of time.
I also dont understand you guys that think she's facially pretty. Spinner, yes. Pretty, no.

 

[hangul99]

ok

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Sixlicks]

my ranting post not sure what sez today really made sense last night i need to stop devil may care ways but for sure three times is the charm

Forget shina i never saw what she looks like and now don't care btw she was booked solid last night so plan b was a success just lucky will repeat w Ada for sure did search here but no Ada mentioned ? I suspect will hear more with the skils but DT needs some more work so let the training begin

 

[epic slide]

What can I say about this low value whore? Disappointing.

Shina is like a very cool movie trailer but when you actually go see the full movie it becomes a disappointment. That's what it's like hooking up with this lousy broad...
Shina is all smoke and mirrors. I would also like to add in drunkenness all bundled into one.
Was so hyped in trying this broad out since my dick was horny for some Asian poontang that I decided to book for a hh session last night. The spa was dead, albeit a few horny guys road around in their Mercedes Benz chatting with the girls who were out on their smoke break. In any case, receptionist led me to the room, had a shower etc. Shina kept coming in back and forth since she saw me still showering which was kinda funny. Three times to be exact lol.

When Shina finally entered, was very impressed with the outcome. This chick's got the hottest little spinner body I'd ever seen. Pale skin, petite stature, nice little round ass, nice long hair, nice smile, eyes, legs, feet and beautiful nipple tits. I couldn't wait to put this broad in the oven to eat but unfortunately that's where the fun ended for me...
She gives me a massage for about five min and during this time she starts laughing hysterically while trying to start up a decent conversation (she likes to drink Captain Morgan's) then she gets down to business and asks me the deal. Opted for FS. Shina undresses (she looks annoyed @ this point) and then starts to sniff out my dick like a canine for a good two minutes then laughs hysterically and goes to town. Is this broad seriously, ok?

CFS was a disappointment and mainly because Shina is not the submissive type (Anyone can recommend me some submissive broads plz feel free). For example, she wouldn't let me spread her legs during missionary and no fingering her pussy or DATY. Doggy style was the worst. Won't even get into that and her kissing skills is pretty terrible and just had to make the best of it. Shina starts sulking and says i'm too big then steps out to go to the washroom to take a piss. She might as well do some snow cause this session has already been a disaster. 5 min later...Shina comes back, and we try again. As soon as I'm inside her with a couple thrusts she lets out a huge terrible fart and starts cracking up hysterically. I've lost all patience at this point and just ask her to finish me off with a HJ. Went in the shower together, talked, flirted, cracked some corny joked and hopes to see me again. Sorry Shina I don't think so.

NOTE: Better off bringing some coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan to the session when seeing Shina. She might be more open minded under the influence...

Shina
Looks/Body: 9.5
Service: 4 1/2
Damage: 100 + door fee
Repeat? No


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thanks so much for sharing ! . . . . sorry for your horrible experience, i kinda had the shina monster on my radar tho i havent been to seductions in atleast 18 months

the fart which is surely a buzz killer was very funny to read, i actually burst out laughing ... lol

cheers

 

[MysterE Man]

Just saw this. What a douchey review. It's racist and gross, and makes me feel dirty by association as a user on this board.

Shina's about the nicest MPA I've ever gone to see, and it makes me angry reading this kind of thing. She goes way above the average in terms of service, and she's also extremely cute and attractive. She also doesn't have a bad or mean bone in her entire body, and she treats every girl she works with like total gold, even when she knows some have it in for her (and I'm sure there's lots of jealousy on slow nights). There's a reason she's booked way more often than most of the girls at Seduction, and it's not just because she's Asian, though obviously the weird orientalist fetishes a lot of guys have does factor in a little bit.

For what it's worth, I have a thick, nine inch dick, and she's never shied away from that, even though I can tell it's too big for her usual comfort (I'm fairly confident I'm the biggest, or at least one of the biggest, clients she sees). She is the ultimate pleaser in terms of her efforts in the room, even when it brings her mild discomfort, and I know reading this shit probably hurts her feelings, since it's not in the least bit reflective of what she's actually like. If anything, I think she's a bit TOO willing to please everybody, and should put herself first more often than she does.

I honestly hope she sees reviews like this and considers how smart it would be to get out of that shithole @ Seductions. She's so much better than the money/coke/alcohol/pimp cycles that surround that place, and she'd be so much happier and better off if she could just let go of what's familiar, and get herself into a spa where it's run more respectfully, and where she isn't tempted into bad choices all the time. Not to mention with better clients.

Shina is really fantastic and didn't deserve this shit. I actually feel bad I have to know her via a spa, as if she was just some normal girl working as a kindergarden teacher or something like that, I'd be totally into her and want to see her outside the place. I just think she's stuck in bad roads she doesn't know how to get away from. And in a world that unfortunately gets defined some of the the time by the excrement of the human (and more specifically, male) race.

Shina, you're the best. Don't let this crap ever get to you.

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Just saw this. What a douchey review. It's racist and gross, and makes me feel dirty by association as a user on this board.

Shina's about the nicest MPA I've ever gone to see, and it makes me angry reading this kind of thing. She goes way above the average in terms of service, and she's also extremely cute and attractive. She also doesn't have a bad or mean bone in her entire body, and she treats every girl she works with like total gold, even when she knows some have it in for her (and I'm sure there's lots of jealousy on slow nights). There's a reason she's booked way more often than most of the girls at Seduction, and it's not just because she's Asian, though obviously the weird orientalist fetishes a lot of guys have does factor in a little bit.

For what it's worth, I have a thick, nine inch dick, and she's never shied away from that, even though I can tell it's too big for her usual comfort (I'm fairly confident I'm the biggest, or at least one of the biggest, clients she sees). She is the ultimate pleaser in terms of her efforts in the room, even when it brings her mild discomfort, and I know reading this shit probably hurts her feelings, since it's not in the least bit reflective of what she's actually like. If anything, I think she's a bit TOO willing to please everybody, and should put herself first more often than she does.

I honestly hope she sees reviews like this and considers how smart it would be to get out of that shithole @ Seductions. She's so much better than the money/coke/alcohol/pimp cycles that surround that place, and she'd be so much happier and better off if she could just let go of what's familiar, and get herself into a spa where it's run more respectfully, and where she isn't tempted into bad choices all the time. Not to mention with better clients.

Shina is really fantastic and didn't deserve this shit. I actually feel bad I have to know her via a spa, as if she was just some normal girl working as a kindergarden teacher or something like that, I'd be totally into her and want to see her outside the place. I just think she's stuck in bad roads she doesn't know how to get away from. And in a world that unfortunately gets defined some of the the time by the excrement of the human (and more specifically, male) race.

Shina, you're the best. Don't let this crap ever get to you.

BAWHAHAHAHA! You are such a wuss with that white knight shit it's not even funny. You think Shina gives a fuck about you or any other random dude she sees? Maybe she needs to fart on your face for you to understand that it's a business and nothing more. You are so way out in fantasy land that you honestly believe you and Shina are gonna ride off into the sunset together. Oh my gosh I can't even fathom this nonsense I just read...lol You might as well because you are both crazy and delusional. Don't forget to buy your girl a case of Captain Morgan's smh..

 

[MysterE Man]

BAWHAHAHAHA! You are such a wuss with that white knight shit it's not even funny. You think Shina gives a fuck about you or any other random dude she sees? Maybe she needs to fart on your face for you to understand that it's a business and nothing more. You are so way out in fantasy land that you honestly believe you and Shina are gonna ride off into the sunset together. Oh my gosh I can't even fathom this nonsense I just read...lol You might as well because you are both crazy and delusional. Don't forget to buy your girl a case of Captain Morgan's smh..

I'm not delusional and I'm not hoping or expecting to date a sex worker. I just think you're a racist and misogynist prick, and after reading your hit piece review, decided to come to her defense, as she's one of the best MPA out there, and a very sweet girl who doesn't deserve to be treated that way by anybody, especially not the loser of all loser customers.

Obviously though, it's a waste of time trying to reason with a man who starts off his commentary by talking about a love for "Asian poontang." So I won't comment anymore. My only thoughts are that it's unfortunate we aren't able to legislate state sponsored euthanasia with the likes of you walking around and wasting the oxygen the rest of us consume.