A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tesco's. The husband picks up a case of Heinekin and puts it in their trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only ยฃ15 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a ยฃ30 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Heinekin and its half the price!"
On the PA system: "Colleague announcement: Could the in-store cleaner go to Aisle 5, husband down."
"They're on sale, only ยฃ15 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a ยฃ30 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Heinekin and its half the price!"
On the PA system: "Colleague announcement: Could the in-store cleaner go to Aisle 5, husband down."