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Tuesday at 7:01 AM

"Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars."
"That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."

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All season wellness center :Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Levi ,New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Lulu ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry , address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
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MONDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 3 Sexy Young Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm : JULIA (10am-9pm) from Philippines, young girl, busty, E cup, curvy short body, cute face sexy lips , excellent massage and service, deep strong massage, play good, good deep bbbj, Rim , cim or cof, dfk ...available all menus, must try! KIKI: young, short
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at 4386 Sheppard Avenue east ❣Monday, Cici, ❣tall and slim, nice personality, pretty, very good pressure point treatment and over the top finish technique.. . Jessica, slim, and sexy body, very pretty. High energy session in store for you ❤ Natalia,a full body Spanish lady, curvy, beautiful, awesome treatment and memorable finish. ❣416 297-7488
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ForeverWarden:
Monday at 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Mina, Yumi & Cindy. Mina is Asian, slim & petite, 34C, very beautiful and hot. She has excellent massage, and provides star quality service. Yumi is a young half Chinese/half Korean very sexy & slim beauty, can do bbbj cim, excellent services... Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups
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HollywoodSpa:
Monday at 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: MIMI, SISI & TRACY. ☎𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟮𝟮-𝟱𝟱𝟱𝟰☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. MIMI is a slim Chinese spinner hottie with a great ass, great body slide & liberal services.
Today at 3:42 PM
gold__rose__spa:
🏵at 1536 Warden Avenue Monday, Ada, a beautiful Korean girl, super fit, slim, but good bust, beautiful, great service+ 🏵 Fifi, a strong, full body girl,❤ 647 346-8086
Today at 3:39 PM
HolidaySpa:
Monday at 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: JENNIFER & CINDY. JENNIFER is slim and curvy, with long dark hair, land nice services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best!
Today at 3:38 PM
SugarLoveSpa:
Monday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ELLA, MIA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. MIA is a young & slim 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍, very PRETTY & PETITE Vietnamese beauty with A Cups, 5’1” & 90 Lbs, very versatile. Come and enjoy.
Today at 3:34 PM
Red_Pearl_Spa:
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lemon_tree:
a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201❣Monday, Carmen,❣ (Candy) beautiful, dark hair to shoulder, tall and slim but busty, and does very relaxing treatment with over the top finish. *Also goes by Lily. 647 348-2899
Today at 2:55 PM
New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy & Nayla are in today Call Text: (647) 381-2688 Happy is a very talented Korean Babe Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
Today at 2:46 PM
bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today, young pretty Lily 22’s and young sweet Eva 25’s slime , young sexy fun Michelle 30’s with big buttocks 36DD and cute GFE Lina are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
Today at 2:40 PM
Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
Today at 2:32 PM
Red Rose Spa:
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Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have three girls working today. Sora, Kiki and Sarah Sora and Sarah are students who only work on Mondays. They are very young, pretty, sexy and cute and their English is very good.
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Today at 12:41 PM
Annie Spa:
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Today at 12:38 PM
EMSpa_schedule:
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Today at 2:14 AM
Suko 5Girls:
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Yesterday at 8:13 PM
OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Mia & Eva Mia is a Slim Cute Asian Hot Girl. Eva is Very Popular in the GTA. ( | ) Drop In and Enjoy a Satisfying Experience Today! OPEN: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text ️ 437-220-6963 ~ Unit#103 3601 Highway 7, Markham, ON L3R 0M3
Yesterday at 6:56 PM
Moneylee:
All season wellness center : Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Helen , Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry, address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
Yesterday at 6:14 PM
Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Anika , Student pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Michelle,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella, Taiwan girl DD Boobs Thai deep massage lily,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899️️
Yesterday at 6:13 PM
hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address: 6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan ：905-851-4888
Yesterday at 5:59 PM
Sparkling Spa:
Sultry Nympho Susan is working at Sparkling Spa with Sweet Korean Emily today. Real pictures of Susan& EmilyCall or text to book appointment ️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY
Yesterday at 5:14 PM
AliceSpa:
SUNDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴:[/color] 3 Amazingly Hot Top Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm: AMY (12pm – 9pm) is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. JOJO (12pm-9pm): is a busty JAPANESE girl, nice DD Cup boobs, short, petite
Yesterday at 5:04 PM
Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa 3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Hot body slide, super enjoyableHot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in
Yesterday at 4:55 PM
luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have two girls working today. They are young, sexy and provide great service.Yoyo and Mandy
Yesterday at 4:55 PM
Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Click Here TodayBrandyValentinaAshleyBreeTania Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
Yesterday at 4:46 PM
Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Kiki & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
Yesterday at 3:40 PM
HollywoodSpa:
Sunday at 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: BELLA & YUKI ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. BELLA is a slim beauty with nice melons, a slim waist, and round bottom. She knows how to make you very happy.
Yesterday at 3:38 PM
ForeverWarden:
Sunday at 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Bobo, Vivian & Cindy. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Vivian is an attractive slim Vietnamese honey with C Cups, who can sweeten your day with daty, bj and cfs Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups
Yesterday at 3:34 PM
HolidaySpa:
Sunday at 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: Jenny & Suki. Jenny has a medium build, nicely curvy with a slim waist, pretty face, and very flexible skills. Jenny will make you very happy. SUKI is a sexy lady, short with big boobs, medium massage & nice services.
Yesterday at 3:32 PM
wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8，open10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,service queen Joey friendly nice big boobs girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slide,New girl Sunny is very good looking, strong massage,hot stone backwalk ,give you comfortable warm timemust try
Yesterday at 3:30 PM
SugarLoveSpa:
Sunday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ANA,& HANA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. HANA is a slim, sexy & very liberal Mexican lady with incredible services. Sugar Love Spa is an all new spa
Yesterday at 3:29 PM
Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Cindy - A stunning new massage girl f
Yesterday at 3:24 PM
bnwellness_wilson:
We have 3 girls are working today, young pretty Lily 22’s and young slim Summer 30’s, sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
Yesterday at 3:20 PM
New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy & Nayla are in today Call Text: (647) 381-2688 Happy is a very talented Korean Babe Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
Yesterday at 2:49 PM
Red Rose Spa:
We have 5 hot brown girls today MALIYA, SARA, MONIKA, SARIKA, ANNA, ANAYA, DIYA, NUR 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
Yesterday at 2:35 PM
Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here MeetKarlaRebeccaJulianaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
Yesterday at 2:30 PM
Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: YumiA striking new tall gorgeous Korean model with long, flowing reddish-brown hair cascading down her back and a slender, elegant figure that exudes grace and poise. Yumi’s natural confidence and allure, make her approachable
Yesterday at 2:28 PM
Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa 2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Hot body slide, super enjoyableHot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in
Yesterday at 12:48 PM
Perryarr:
Individual provider in milton please reach out
Yesterday at 12:25 PM
See You Health Center:
Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Barbie Very Young, very Petite Korea Student Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service 416-988-2950
Yesterday at 12:22 PM

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