Superior Health Clinic - Monica review

[smallpantieshk]

It's been a long time since I hobbied. I received my second vaccine shot more than two weeks ago and I feel overall it's pretty safe to hobby again. This was Thursday. For some fucked reason I wanted to visit a place I haven't been to in years, which was Superior Health down at Sheppard and Warden. I called ahead and asked if boss Nancy was available, and whoever answered the phone said she was.

When I get there I was switched to some 40 year old named Monica. Strike #1. I said I wanted Nancy and she said Nancy is busy right now. Anyways I was actually quite sore and had a serious case of blue balls (two weeks worth of a load), so I reluctantly stuck with Monica.

Her massaged skills are absolutely subpar. No strength and no technique. She even claimed she's been doing it for years.

Tease is non existent. To make things worst she had the audacity to ask me how much tip I am willing to give her.

HJ is a no skill jackhammer.

I don't know what the fuck happened to this place. Two or three years ago they had quality control. I've had several great sessions there before. There was the thai chick and also this young chick named Phoebe.

 

[xtc27]

It's been a long time since I hobbied. I received my second vaccine shot more than two weeks ago and I feel overall it's pretty safe to hobby again. This was Thursday. For some fucked reason I wanted to visit a place I haven't been to in years, which was Superior Health down at Sheppard and Warden. I called ahead and asked if boss Nancy was available, and whoever answered the phone said she was.

When I get there I was switched to some 40 year old named Monica. Strike #1. I said I wanted Nancy and she said Nancy is busy right now. Anyways I was actually quite sore and had a serious case of blue balls (two weeks worth of a load), so I reluctantly stuck with Monica.

Her massaged skills are absolutely subpar. No strength and no technique. She even claimed she's been doing it for years.

Tease is non existent. To make things worst she had the audacity to ask me how much tip I am willing to give her.

HJ is a no skill jackhammer.

I don't know what the fuck happened to this place. Two or three years ago they had quality control. I've had several great sessions there before. There was the thai chick and also this young chick named Phoebe.

Usually, negative review= dude has ax 2 grind... or spa 2 promote... but yer straight shooter here, & this sounds very sincere...

... I've been dude on that table, totally feel yer pain... but now, I've gotta short fuse when something goes wrong... switching me out w an old gal? B-bye...

 

[bumzbumz]

Not surprised to hear this.

Had a similar situation happen to me at the same place. like 2 year ago.

seem like they are still pulling the same switch tactic........

 

[Back in Toronto]

It's been a long time since I hobbied. I received my second vaccine shot more than two weeks ago and I feel overall it's pretty safe to hobby again. This was Thursday. For some fucked reason I wanted to visit a place I haven't been to in years, which was Superior Health down at Sheppard and Warden. I called ahead and asked if boss Nancy was available, and whoever answered the phone said she was.

When I get there I was switched to some 40 year old named Monica. Strike #1. I said I wanted Nancy and she said Nancy is busy right now. Anyways I was actually quite sore and had a serious case of blue balls (two weeks worth of a load), so I reluctantly stuck with Monica.

Her massaged skills are absolutely subpar. No strength and no technique. She even claimed she's been doing it for years.

Tease is non existent. To make things worst she had the audacity to ask me how much tip I am willing to give her.

HJ is a no skill jackhammer.

I don't know what the fuck happened to this place. Two or three years ago they had quality control. I've had several great sessions there before. There was the thai chick and also this young chick named Phoebe.

When I call ahead and schedule an appointment but get the bait and switch when I arrive early/on time, I LEAVE. Especially near Warden and Sheppard as there are about a dozen other options within a few blocks.

 

[Back in Toronto]

Usually, negative review= dude has ax 2 grind... or spa 2 promote... but yer straight shooter here, & this sounds very sincere...

... I've been dude on that table, totally feel yer pain... but now, I've gotta short fuse when something goes wrong... switching me out w an old gal? B-bye...

Every guy and his brother can leave a positive review, but to write a negative review with DETAIL'S, NAMES, COST...is fantastic. I've been to complete dumps but didn't find a single negative review here on them, so could have saved time and money. That's why I appreciate and post when I come across crap.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

I got the switch one time there but I got lucky, I ended up with Lola!!!

 

[smallpantieshk]

Not surprised to hear this.

Had a similar situation happen to me at the same place. like 2 year ago.

seem like they are still pulling the same switch tactic........

Switch tactics is one sure way to piss people off. Yes I understand a business is difficult to run and chicks won't stick around if they don't get customers. But if you suck, you won't ever get repeat business anyway.

 

[smallpantieshk]

I got the switch one time there but I got lucky, I ended up with Lola!!!

You lucky bastard. Anyways I have myself to blame. No matter how long I haven't hobbied I should have been disciplined enough to walk away when I was switched to something inferior.

 

[joedesign]

It sounds like it's a common business tactic at Superior. They tried to do this to me 2-years ago. But I insisted that I stick with the attendant who I booked with. I really hate businesses that does any sort of bait and switch. It was my first time at Superior too.

I ended up waiting for over 2-hours in the room while she finished with the other customer. I pretty much decided if this session was garbage then I would never come back.

Then I remember Nancy coming in to make sure that I was okay and then told me to lie down and take a rest. As I lied down, she started patting my ass and told me that the girl I had an appointment with will be right in soon. Not sure why but that was a real turn on for me. I ended up booking Nancy for my next session.

 

[xtc27]

Every guy and his brother can leave a positive review, but to write a negative review with DETAIL'S, NAMES, COST...is fantastic. I've been to complete dumps but didn't find a single negative review here on them, so could have saved time and money. That's why I appreciate and post when I come across crap.

...most negative reviews here go like, "bad service, smelly pussy..." ... u no, hatchet jobs, not real reviews...

They'll give 411 alright,,, spa name, girl name... the rest = stuff any 14 yr old familiar w schoolyard insults could do...

I've read some GR8 negative reviews, where I'm like, gotta see that girl...

Like, sometimes, dude says:
- small boobs, bbbj but mechanical, CIM but didn't swallow, repeat=No...

... and I'm reading it like, small boobs! Spinner! Yay! BBBJ! Awesome! Mechanical= kept going a long time! Yesssss! CIM! Fuckn Ay babblouie! She doesn't have 2 swallow, my eyes = closed now... she can spit the kids out, I'm done with them...

... so depends... there's 2 many lil trolls here w agendas, saying most negative stuff they can imagine... if u just say add a price & I'll believe u... they'll add $$$! Doens't make it real.

This review= real. Actually praises Nancy while dissing Monica...

I might still go Sup Hlth, but I'd bring my runners & leave immediately if wrong girl appears... unless she's awesome!

 

[krayjee]

It's been a long time since I hobbied. I received my second vaccine shot more than two weeks ago and I feel overall it's pretty safe to hobby again. This was Thursday. For some fucked reason I wanted to visit a place I haven't been to in years, which was Superior Health down at Sheppard and Warden. I called ahead and asked if boss Nancy was available, and whoever answered the phone said she was.

When I get there I was switched to some 40 year old named Monica. Strike #1. I said I wanted Nancy and she said Nancy is busy right now. Anyways I was actually quite sore and had a serious case of blue balls (two weeks worth of a load), so I reluctantly stuck with Monica.

Her massaged skills are absolutely subpar. No strength and no technique. She even claimed she's been doing it for years.

Tease is non existent. To make things worst she had the audacity to ask me how much tip I am willing to give her.

HJ is a no skill jackhammer.

I don't know what the fuck happened to this place. Two or three years ago they had quality control. I've had several great sessions there before. There was the thai chick and also this young chick named Phoebe.

I already told Nancy not to advertise with misleading info about the girls when I saw the schedule and info of Monica describing her as young and pretty. I hope she gets the message this time.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

You lucky bastard. Anyways I have myself to blame. No matter how long I haven't hobbied I should have been disciplined enough to walk away when I was switched to something inferior.

Yeah. I was suppose to see Mimi. It was first time there so didn’t know any girls was just going o recommendation. Mimi “didn’t show up” ended up with Lola, still saw Mimi later who is now a favourite of mine, but Lola’s massage is top notch. Better that some RMT’s

 

[xtc27]

It sounds like it's a common business tactic at Superior. They tried to do this to me 2-years ago. But I insisted that I stick with the attendant who I booked with. I really hate businesses that does any sort of bait and switch. It was my first time at Superior too.

I ended up waiting for over 2-hours in the room while she finished with the other customer. I pretty much decided if this session was garbage then I would never come back.

Then I remember Nancy coming in to make sure that I was okay and then told me to lie down and take a rest. As I lied down, she started patting my ass and told me that the girl I had an appointment with will be right in soon. Not sure why but that was a real turn on for me. I ended up booking Nancy for my next session.

2 hrs....

TWO hrs...

TWO friggn HOURS!!!

...someone bake this guy a hero cookie....

I could NEVER wait 2 hrs... unless me= on friggn operating table... or I'm being paid 2 wait... kudos 2u dude...

Guess yer girl got a 2 hr session walkin, figured WTF, thats allotta $$$, so she took the gig... but abysmal customer service...

Me? Waited 40 min once.... ONCE... nvr again... she was a fave... figured I'd get xtra mileage apology session.... I did not...

Then stopped seeing her totally 4-ever... girl txted me, xtras we'd nvr done being promised.... and I'm like, nah, can't trust her ever again... I'm like PTSD freaked out, wrecked everythng... If I'd WALKED OUT, like after 20 min instead of 40... no PTSD, and those bonus xtras woulda still come my way, & I'da taken her up on it...

2me, 20 min max... if shes a fave... then walk... 15 if I've nvr been there b4...

 

[Back in Toronto]

...most negative reviews here go like, "bad service, smelly pussy..." ... u no, hatchet jobs, not real reviews...

They'll give 411 alright,,, spa name, girl name... the rest = stuff any 14 yr old familiar w schoolyard insults could do...

I've read some GR8 negative reviews, where I'm like, gotta see that girl...

Like, sometimes, dude says:
- small boobs, bbbj but mechanical, CIM but didn't swallow, repeat=No...

... and I'm reading it like, small boobs! Spinner! Yay! BBBJ! Awesome! Mechanical= kept going a long time! Yesssss! CIM! Fuckn Ay babblouie! She doesn't have 2 swallow, my eyes = closed now... she can spit the kids out, I'm done with them...

... so depends... there's 2 many lil trolls here w agendas, saying most negative stuff they can imagine... if u just say add a price & I'll believe u... they'll add $$$! Doens't make it real.

This review= real. Actually praises Nancy while dissing Monica...

I might still go Sup Hlth, but I'd bring my runners & leave immediately if wrong girl appears... unless she's awesome!

It's usually easy to spot those that slag a place and then shill for the competition. And anyone can say, "lousy service, place sucks...", but I've been on the receiving end of crap service enough times to recognize the pattern.

My advice is if a place LIES to you on the telephone about a MPA, it's not because her replacement is better. If they are HONEST and say that she's no longer there and then recommend a decent replacement, I'd be likely to give her a chance - one chance, to become a regular.

 

[nathanzyc]

i dont know why folks are keep going to this place, because it is convenient located of some scarborough local hobbiest?
it weared down, not shower in room, 2/3 sps there are 45+. What so called top tiered Lola there is just a 30+ average looking women with some attitude. now with everthing open, a lot more options out there.

 

[joedesign]

2 hrs....

TWO hrs...

TWO friggn HOURS!!!

...someone bake this guy a hero cookie....

I could NEVER wait 2 hrs... unless me= on friggn operating table... or I'm being paid 2 wait... kudos 2u dude...

Guess yer girl got a 2 hr session walkin, figured WTF, thats allotta $$$, so she took the gig... but abysmal customer service...

Me? Waited 40 min once.... ONCE... nvr again... she was a fave... figured I'd get xtra mileage apology session.... I did not...

Then stopped seeing her totally 4-ever... girl txted me, xtras we'd nvr done being promised.... and I'm like, nah, can't trust her ever again... I'm like PTSD freaked out, wrecked everythng... If I'd WALKED OUT, like after 20 min instead of 40... no PTSD, and those bonus xtras woulda still come my way, & I'da taken her up on it...

2me, 20 min max... if shes a fave... then walk... 15 if I've nvr been there b4...

I didn't realize that it was going to be 2 hours since he said right after she finishes with this client. Had I known before hand, I definitely wouldn't have waited. I was honestly about to leave but Nancy walked in three times afterwards and kept patting my ass to let me know that everything will be okay.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

i dont know why folks are keep going to this place, because it is convenient located of some scarborough local hobbiest?
it weared down, not shower in room, 2/3 sps there are 45+. What so called top tiered Lola there is just a 30+ average looking women with some attitude. now with everthing open, a lot more options out there.

Lola is definitely not a 30+ average looking women, unless your seeing a different Lola, and I always request the room with the shower, and have always gotten that room. Nice big room at the back.

 

[JoeRogan]

It's been a long time since I hobbied. I received my second vaccine shot more than two weeks ago and I feel overall it's pretty safe to hobby again. This was Thursday. For some fucked reason I wanted to visit a place I haven't been to in years, which was Superior Health down at Sheppard and Warden. I called ahead and asked if boss Nancy was available, and whoever answered the phone said she was.

When I get there I was switched to some 40 year old named Monica. Strike #1. I said I wanted Nancy and she said Nancy is busy right now. Anyways I was actually quite sore and had a serious case of blue balls (two weeks worth of a load), so I reluctantly stuck with Monica.

Her massaged skills are absolutely subpar. No strength and no technique. She even claimed she's been doing it for years.

Tease is non existent. To make things worst she had the audacity to ask me how much tip I am willing to give her.

HJ is a no skill jackhammer.

I don't know what the fuck happened to this place. Two or three years ago they had quality control. I've had several great sessions there before. There was the thai chick and also this young chick named Phoebe.

I gotta step in here. I have known Nancy for about 13-14 years. She is a great woman , IMHO.

Having said that I agree with you. Even with me she will ask me to try another woman from time to time ( btw dont just ask if she is available, book an appt!) When offered to try another I simply say no! 90% of the time. I came there to see her.

I would say when I do take the bait and have a session with another woman, I bat .333. So one out of 3 aint bad. It was my choice.
Try Mimi. If she clicks with you it can be an amazing session. I have heard alot of raves about Lola. My spidey sense tells me stay away. Not my type. I dont think I missed anything.

Of course the infamous Jenny is there again, if ur into that sort of thing.

My advice, book an appt if you want Nancy. If she tries to push you off on another woman (she is just trying to send business to a girl who is new or having a slow day), just say no.

Cheers!

 

[Charli3]

I've never had a B&S issue with superior/Nancy everytime I book , I always make sure to confirm twice with Nancy over the phone before I hang up and if things don't align, I just say next time There are times where I may delayed 5-10 mins because the dude before me was late or they're getting changed or showering but those I would consider minor

 

[OG_funguy]

I've never had a B&S issue with superior/Nancy everytime I book , I always make sure to confirm twice with Nancy over the phone before I hang up and if things don't align, I just say next time There are times where I may delayed 5-10 mins because the dude before me was late or they're getting changed or showering but those I would consider minor

I've never had B&S here either but not saying it doesn't happen.

Nancy always tells me straight up if someone is unavailable. Usually that means I'm skipping that week but she's never tried to mislead me.

You can always book directly with the MPA too...