To all naughty girls out there!

[ViktoriaXVicious]

Ladies,
here's my invitation to start sharing your experiences as MPAs on this board (courtesy of Fred Zed).

I understand that the primary purpose of this dicussion board is to post real or IMAGINARY, sweet or malicious and sometimes delusional reviews on various service providers. However, since there is no practical way of validating written efforts of our valuable, yet anonymous massageplanet.net members, we need to start posting, also anonymously, our perceptions regarding inner life of MPAs.

Ultimately, by participating in this type of interaction, you'll help to bring different perspectives to the whole 'massage scene' hype. Hopefully, this process will generate more balanced and objective reviews...and perhaps, who knows, maybe some of our critics will have a priviledge to be evaluated here as well!

P.S.
Hi Silver, Jenna, Stacey, independentgirl...

 

[Jonty]

This is such a good idea. For once, we can take a stand and point out our views. From everything from the client, right down do an employer.
Although I think Fred should create a room for us only.
Come on Fred, please?

 

[AZMI]

Hmmm. I have to think about this.

Preferrably while lying on a massage table and being pampered at my favourite Spa.

What if the employers get to the private forum via a backdoor ? Will you not risk losing your jobs ?

Let's see what the other guys think.

 

[Live free or Die]

I think that would be a great idea, I would definately like to know what you ladies think of your job and your clients.

 

[Pravin R]

Fred, check your PM.

And yes, I think this is a great idea also. And only fair that we get our say too!!!

Jenna

 

[Tyler Durden]

This is what I have been waiting for.

 

[Cub-oh!]

I'd love to hear from you, girls......

 

[Sa-rawr]

You walk in the room for a 45 min session. You barely close the door and the guy jumps on you expecting the entire session to consist of a reverse. It seems they have not seen a woman before in life?
I say "wouldn't you like for me to massage you a while?"
He says, "Oh, no I am just fine" You think to yourself, "Great".
And oh, what about them wanting DATY? All I have to say is if you want it from me, why should I feel so special? I only met you 10 min ago. And at which MP did those lucsious lips lay last night?
And if I did it for just anyone, wouldn't you kinda wonder which guy you were necking with?
Girls?
Your turn.
MPA

 

[Emma Rose]

That can be done but if it's a private forum even I can't have access to the forum so they would have to have their own Moderator. Anyway, let's see what other guys think about the idea.

 

[[email protected]]

Ladies !

please count me in, i am still waiting.......

 

[DarkMaster]

oh, you ALL will my friends...


Hi MPA! Nice to hear your support.

...and remember girls, if we can't beat them, WE WILL JOIN THEM!

 

[Linda J]

Alanis, Sheik and everybody else,

I often wonder about why guys ask if and where DATY is available because I found that 99% of the time it's there for the taking. Until I started reading these posts that is.
I guess I assumed that all guys are just like me, ie:- always shower before and after a session. Keep your fingernails trimmed and smooth just in case DP is allowed. Give a great massage, always seeking feedback about amount of pressure etc. If I see rubbing alcohol is available, I give a foot massage at the end and clean my fingers with the alcohol before touching the neather region. And never never force unwanted behaviour upon the MPA! Yes I like to get as much as I can, but I always stop when asked. If it wasn't far enough for my liking, I just don't see that MPA again.
But what really grossed me out was the dirty bum issue!
Guys, skid marks are for pre-teens! I won't sh!t if I can't wash with soap and water afterwards. If all else fails, flush the toilet twice and use a wad of paper and toilet water to wash your butt. It's better than leaving crap hanging on it! Don't these guys smell their dirty crotches when they sit down?

 

[sav]

Interesting and well thought out viewpoints TheFan. The reality of the matter is that there is nothing to stop the MPAs from participating in the forums even within the current setup. We have never explicitly banned MPAs from participating here - they have been free to come and go as they wish. Taking this further to a more organized forum should not prove to be that much of a problem. If things don't work ( the process is not irreversible ) we can always take off in a different direction or try something else.

In the Escort section things have worked quite well. Most escorts prefer to use The Lounge and by and large avoid the reviews area. What we probably need is something somewhat similiar geared to the MPA reviews area. Or perhaps a p/w protected forum where only MPAs have access.

 

[NecropolisXR]

I always respect my MPAs and I love to hear their side of the story.
Hope we 'll all learn by sharing information.

 

[sajeesh E.R.]

I think this is a great discussion to have and am glad the ladies are having it in front of the men, so to speak.
It is useful for all of us, MPAs and customers alike, to have a mirror held up so we can see how we are seen by others and understand a little better the other persons point of view.
The reviews of MPAs, done well and with thought and sensitivity, ie not slash and burn, should help MPAs see themselves, understand their clients needs/desires and improve their service. The MPAs discussion sure goes along way to help us clients understand the perspective of the service provider and improve our behaviour and grooming habits to make it a better experience for the MPA and hence, hopefully for the client. We are in it together!
We all assume that we are the same....clean, polite, respectfull, clearly we are not....Alanis, thanks for starting this thread.
Cheers

 

[Christy]

Fred;

With all do respect, a private forum strictly for the MPA's?, ..is this to say that we would not have access to see what is said about the clients, I feel seeing these posts would offer us the opportunity to improve ourselves in their company. As they can see the reviews posted on this forum so to should we be able to see what is posted about us.

Please correct me if I have misread or misunderstood

Respectfully

Jazzman.

 

[Jne_Uwambe]

I walked into the room, washed my hands and asked this customer if he wanted to use any oil or powder for the massage. He says no. I start massaging his legs and ask him if he wants any extras. Again, he says no. Fine. I still gave him a nice massage on his back.
Now it's time for him to flip over. I massage his jr member and I asked him if he wants oil. It's a miracle he says yes. I start reaching for the bottle of oil, and he asks me what I'm doing. I said getting the oil. Einstein has the nerve to say to me, "I thought you were offering me oral". (Dry Heave)
Who's next?

 

[american8mare]

As mentioned earlier, the followind description is one of my biggest turn offs. I take this sort of "un-hygenic attitude personally. I feel as though the client just does not care what I(or anybody else) thinks. I say anybody else because sometimes there will be what seems to be a weeks worth of toilet paper and poop balls in his bum. Although this does NOT happen often, having to go thru this just one time is too many.quote:
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Originally posted by Jenna
Silver you could not have said it better.
The toilet paper stuck to their bum makes me sooo sick too.
And Silver, dont forget the ones that make the WHOLE room smell like
ass! That's right guys. We are standing over those of you, who have a problem washing your bums, trying not to
irritate your bum (by moving it) , for fear that the smell will
seep out again. Body slide that? I think NOT "We are not allowed to do BS here"
Jenna
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[maliboo_girl]

Jazzman,

There are secret boards out there where reviews are exchanged with other reviewers.

There are also sp only boards out there as well such as SPlist and TBD's own sp section. SPlist also has a section where the SP's comments are visible just like here.

I presume the ladies are asking Fred to set up another section similiar to the lounge except its for the sp's or mpa's or dancers. I'm sure it will be moderated by one or two of the ladies.

 

[Allyson]

Silver, this is hilarious!

Jenna, in my little practise of a professional seductress, the unhygenic cases pop up all the time! Astonishing indeed! I can't even remember how many times I got into fights and experienced tantram episodes with costumers about refusing to shower before our ultimate massage therapy session (the classic is, 'I showered in the morning, ok?').
Even when they do shower, sometimes it is to no avail! And then, they ask me why I think they don't have much luck with women? Trully buffling.