The new French Consul was being shown round the city.
'And this is our tallest building' said the guide,
'It reminds me of sex' replied the French dignitary.
'Thats strange, how can a building remind you of sex?' asked the guide.
'Everything does!' .........
The Paris train was quite crowded, so an American businessman walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The man asked, "Ma'am may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in...
I had tried to see her for awhile and finally did last summer or fall. The picture is definitely old or fake, because although there's no face in it, there was no way that was who was in the picture. She doesn't have large great tits, and her body was fine, but her face was nothing special and...
Hi,
I was hoping someone remembers the fancy massage term for the specific area of the (female) chest / clavicle - I seem to remember something like decante' or something similar?
Dictionaries bring up clavicule and la poitrine etc...
Thanks!
her ad: i am a female offering swedish full body very soothing very experienced total releive guaranteed
victoria secret body very fit lovely in my thirties from 10 00am til 10 00pm no text no e mail plse
This woman advertises on CL in the therapeutic services. Been looking at the ad for a...
Having read a fair bit here over the years about Lily's level of service and enhanced C's (I'm a tit man), I finally took the plunge ... so to speak. Found her ad on CL, and had no problem booking. She's a petite thirtyish Chinese gal with a great body -- great boobs, with I soon found out...
Date: 5/18/2010
Provider: No Name Given
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: New Orleans
State: Louisiana
Address: On Baronne between Common and Canal
Appointment Type: Studio
Activities: BBBJ, L1, DATY
Session Length: 1 hour
Fee: $.60
Hair...
after checking on this board...decided to give this gal a try. she advertises as mature.
called..quoted : .5 masage/hj .70 m/cbj $.20 / fs
nice aprtment near oak/13th. got there, got buzzed up. did not do the hide behind the door thing. IMHO she looks 50ish. but i was so horny and...
I have seen the Lily Pad downtown...but there are no reviews? Has anyone had any experience with this one?
How are the girls?
Same rates apply?
Are there any other AMPS in the Qtr?
Date: 06/29/10
Provider: Sophie
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Emerald St & Royal Ln
Appointment Type: Spa
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: BBBJ, DATY
Session Length: 30m...
Does anyone remember Kiana from French Kiss? It was located in Surrey and also on Broadway in Vancouver about 8 years ago. Kiana was a Filipina girl with enhancements who also had a sister working there. She had long black hair and super tight body. :o
I saw Kiana a few times in her home...
It should come as a relief to any man that has fumbled with tricky bra hooks. :)
A French label has launched a range of lingerie that fastens with magnets, rather than the traditional hook and eye straps.
The Lingerie Dement line, which translates as 'insane lingerie' features discreet...
Have been trying to get a hold of french accent for a while...about 6 weeks but she never answered her phone. I'm glad I persisted. She had family problems back east or something so she was not available. Now she's open for business, been there three time in the last two weeks.
Went for...
Dear Gentlemen,
I will visit Tokyo from 1/19th to 1/22nd. I just found out about this great board and thought it would be nice to introduce myself . I am a sweet sexy woman (37), offering a true GFE experience to discreet, appreciative gentlemen.
You can visit my website at...
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