If you do DATY you’re crazy 😭

[startbeforeIfinish]

I like to shoot my load all over an MPAs tits and bush so as to fertilize her soil.

All I have to say is it would be nice if they washed which mine do since the like me even bulk douche situation. Nothing worse than a salty tit. Not such a distant memory.

 

[Darke Steele]

All I have to say is it would be nice if they washed which mine do since the like me even bulk douche situation. Nothing worse than a salty tit. Not such a distant memory.

Yes, all participants should definitely be freshly showered.

 

[Lavish]

You know everything you eat is contaminated. There is feces (poop) in white flour. To an extent. Also farmers in the states get subsidies to use human sewage(treated) to fertilize crops. Don't sweat the small stuff to an extent. Or to each his own. My girl showed me a picture of male Broadway dancers while massaging me and my hardon went away. I do get you.

Leave it to the retarded degenerates of Massageplanet to justify eating someone else's cum out of a whore's pussy because farmers in the states get subsidies to fertilize crops.

"Hi babe, just the usual today? You don't usually come this late"
"I wanted to see you last because I read this post on MP confirming that there is feces (that's a fancy word for poop, if you are uneducated which you are because you are a whore) in white flour so I'm going to be dining at your Y for the whole 30 minutes."

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

Leave it to the retarded degenerates of Massageplanet to justify eating someone else's cum out of a whore's pussy because farmers in the states get subsidies to fertilize crops.

"Hi babe, just the usual today? You don't usually come this late"
"I wanted to see you last because I read this post on MP confirming that there is feces (that's a fancy word for poop, if you are uneducated which you are because you are a whore) in white flour so I'm going to be dining at your Y for the whole 30 minutes."

Just saying every yin has a yang. All of a sudden every girl has a quart of cum in her. Guess you don't like the context. I don't scare that easy and it's not because I'm soft. You seem lost on the reality of how these girls pussies really are. Guess it's time to have a panic attack with a prostitute. I realize your probably some 14 fucking year old so we'll just leave it at that. Or it could be a cultural difference and there is bugs in pork too apparently. Yes prostitutes have a lot of sex. There are a lot of different variables that I can't explain because your to stupid to begin to understand. Othewise pussies take dick and oral sex is normal too. I am pretty superior to you because I don't buy into the standard bullshit talk about stuff and I get results.

 

[Lavish]

Just saying every yin has a yang. All of a sudden every girl has a quart of cum in her. Guess you don't like the context. I don't scare that easy and it's not because I'm soft. You seem lost on the reality of how these girls pussies really are. Guess it's time to have a panic attack with a prostitute. I realize your probably some 14 fucking year old so we'll just leave it at that. Or it could be a cultural difference and there is bugs in pork too apparently. Yes prostitutes have a lot of sex. There are a lot of different variables that I can't explain because your to stupid to begin to understand. Othewise pussies take dick and oral sex is normal too. I am pretty superior to you because I don't buy into the standard bullshit talk about stuff and I get results.

Your arguments for eating out whores so far:
1) Everything you eat is contaminated
2) There are feces (poop) in flour
3) There are government subsidies for farmers to use treated human sewage to fertilize crops
4) Every yin has a yang
5) You don't scare that easy
6) You are not soft
7) I am lost on the reality of how these girls pussies actually are
8) It's a cultural difference
9) Many more variables you cannot explain because I am too stupid to begin to understand
10) You are superior because you do not buy into the standard bullshit (presumably of not eating out whores)

The only results you're getting from this are the positive ones on your tests for oral chlamydia and gonorrhea.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

Your arguments for eating out whores so far:
1) Everything you eat is contaminated
2) There are feces (poop) in flour
3) There are government subsidies for farmers to use treated human sewage to fertilize crops
4) Every yin has a yang
5) You don't scare that easy
6) You are not soft
7) I am lost on the reality of how these girls pussies actually are
8) It's a cultural difference
9) Many more variables you cannot explain because I am too stupid to begin to understand
10) You are superior because you do not buy into the standard bullshit (presumably of not eating out whores)

The only results you're getting from this are the positive ones on your tests for oral chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Your an idiot. You don't even make sense. Don't need to champion anything don't need to engage with an idiot. i bring something up and and I have to champion your problems, Not may people catch anything and I do get tested and never caught anything. As I said your too stupid to be real. I'm sure you and your didly friends believe each other. Also now that I know who Lavish is. I don't need to solve that cultural difference although I could back up anything anywhere includiing when in Africa. Unlike you I'm very smart and It was only the safest sex in Africa you can bet on that. These girls understand there are risks like everything in life. Bigger risks scientifically are from cultures and age groups. Also physical symptoms. These girls can have somewhat unsafe sex with guys every day for years and not catch anything what is that about. I think your sour grapes.

 

[eyeswideshut]

If you guys have issues DATY, wouldn't it be the same for sucking titties?

All I have to say is it would be nice if they washed

I used to partake orally but now rarely more than touch for just this reason. Too many times things don't smell or taste right and that really kills my mood. The taste of wet wipes is especially nasty for me and seems to be the 'cleanup of choice' for alot of providers

 

[Hoosier]

I used to partake orally but now rarely more than touch for just this reason. Too many times things don't smell or taste right and that really kills my mood. The taste of wet wipes is especially nasty for me and seems to be the 'cleanup of choice' for alot of providers

After reading this thread, I have to chime in. While I enjoy date with my girlfriend, it is she that always insists on a shower beforehand. The thought of licking a sex trade worker’s couch is not at all appealing.

 

[eyeswideshut]

After reading this thread, I have to chime in. While I enjoy date with my girlfriend, it is she that always insists on a shower beforehand. The thought of licking a sex trade worker’s couch is not at all appealing.

I would never lick a sex trade worker's couch! Ewww! (damn auto correct )

Alot of civvy women are concerned about this although sometimes to much. While I enjoy a super clean session, one of my best daty memories is of waking up in the middle of the night and I ended up going downtown. Everything was clean mind you, just not 'shower fresh' and I couldn't get enough!

Would not even remotely think of doing this with a SW

 

[Social-Misfit]

Yeah, not into daty with a sex workers cum filled donut. Too many of em are revolving doors ooooozing loads from every orifice, I'm paying, they're sucking, hopefully swallowing.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

Yeah, not into daty with a sex workers cum filled donut. Too many of em are revolving doors ooooozing loads from every orifice, I'm paying, they're sucking, hopefully swallowing.

You guys are funny. They are rarely cum jugs and if they are the smell is unbelievable. Sometimes you just try to make a simple statement and the pod people from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" come onto you

 

[eyeswideshut]

Yeah, not into daty with a sex workers cum filled donut. Too many of em are revolving doors ooooozing loads from every orifice, I'm paying, they're sucking, hopefully swallowing.

You guys are funny. They are rarely cum jugs and if they are the smell is unbelievable. Sometimes you just try to make a simple statement and the pod people from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" come onto you

I agree that most are not like that but some definitely are. I saw one once (at seduction, need I say more?) and while I didn't partake in daty or anything unsafe I did go to town with my fingers When it came time to shower after, I happened to pass my hand close to my face and almost died. Even washing with soap for several minutes couldn't remove all the smell

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

I agree that most are not like that but some definitely are. I saw one once (at seduction, need I say more?) and while I didn't partake in daty or anything unsafe I did go to town with my fingers When it came time to shower after, I happened to pass my hand close to my face and almost died. Even washing with soap for several minutes couldn't remove all the smell

Me too. Same sort of thing. I kind of think a nice girl will give you digits to say it's definitely not dinner time.

 

[Social-Misfit]

I've had a few like that, smell won't leave yer fingers for days, fucking gross and beyond filthy

 

[eyeswideshut]

Me too. Same sort of thing. I kind of think a nice girl will give you digits to say it's definitely not dinner time.

As I recall that's exactly what happened

 

[Hoosier]

I would never lick a sex trade worker's couch! Ewww! (damn auto correct )

Alot of civvy women are concerned about this although sometimes to much. While I enjoy a super clean session, one of my best daty memories is of waking up in the middle of the night and I ended up going downtown. Everything was clean mind you, just not 'shower fresh' and I couldn't get enough!

Would not even remotely think of doing this with a SW

Good catch. Spell check’s a bithch!

 

[Lavish]

Your an idiot. You don't even make sense. Don't need to champion anything don't need to engage with an idiot. i bring something up and and I have to champion your problems, Not may people catch anything and I do get tested and never caught anything. As I said your too stupid to be real. I'm sure you and your didly friends believe each other. Also now that I know who Lavish is. I don't need to solve that cultural difference although I could back up anything anywhere includiing when in Africa. Unlike you I'm very smart and It was only the safest sex in Africa you can bet on that. These girls understand there are risks like everything in life. Bigger risks scientifically are from cultures and age groups. Also physical symptoms. These girls can have somewhat unsafe sex with guys every day for years and not catch anything what is that about. I think your sour grapes.

Whatever you say, cumeater.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

Whatever you say, cumeater.

Didly fuck

 

[Deleted member 101953]

I used to partake orally but now rarely more than touch for just this reason. Too many times things don't smell or taste right and that really kills my mood. The taste of wet wipes is especially nasty for me and seems to be the 'cleanup of choice' for alot of providers

Idk, I guess im really just a dirty ol' nasty ol' john eating bare pussy...Maybe I should change my screen name to this yes?