My second day at work... and ANOTHER friggin' stupid potato-head!!!!!

[Saraccureflef]

...yeah, but how much is shipping!

 

[caffsans]

Once I saw a dude figurtively selling his best friends balls as he was completely whipped by his girlfriend & he made some cash.

 

[320x200]

Yup...Red Stilleto is the same poster, at least I think so.

New Years eggy on the other hand is creepy, I'd say he's authentic.



She's been asked already and won't tell.

 

[Pansie]

The adventures at the potato-head spa would make a great sit-com.

 

[oppatika]

I don't think so, their writing style, humour and content are are totally different.

 

[reys]

Just for a laugh, post the original story on eBay with the sock. I bet it will attract a million views, and even if the bidding becomes artificially inflated, it will be fun. Maybe add a link to a website of your choice and reap the rewards!!!

 

[Baconfat]

Cheating? What the hell is she smoking?

 

[thedivineoomba]

Maybe Leah's ongoing memoirs should be called "The Whack is Back"? Keep the stories coming, Leah!

 

[coldplay24]

I think we should all just enjoy Leah's stories - for they are enjoyable!

 

[MattM]

Hmmmmm..... I wonder what's going on.......

Smelly-Sock's been on E-Bay for over 2 months now... and still no bids. At a bargain price of $40,000, I thought it'd be gone by now....

Hmmmmm.... there must be some logical explanation for this...

Time to consult my psychics again...

Maybe I'll check out this one new psychic my friend's been telling me about.

So I call.... (Ring Ring)... and make an appointment to see her. What luck!!! She's available the whole day....

I tell her about Smelly-Sock... how Mr. Potato-head dropped it at our spa when he went chasing after his GF.

"Ahhhh..." the psychic says, "Let me explain something VERY IMPORTANT to you. There is no such thing as accidents or coincidences in this world. Everything is pre-destined. Everyone you meet... and all object you possess.... it's ALL pre-destined. With objects, if you go out to buy it, it's not 'AS' special because it's under your control to get it. It's still special... because you encountered it... but it's not 'AS' special because it is still under your control whether you buy it or not. But objects that come to you... whether in the form of a gift, or someone left it behind and never came back for it... (as in this case)... now THAT'S something special!!! It means it's meant to be yours... whether you want it or not. For Mr. Potato-head to drop his smelly sock at your spa, and for you to try to sell it but without success... It means it's meant to be yours... It's YOURS!!!!! FOREVER!!!! Especially by the way you came upon it... I can just tell!!!! It's all so evident to me.... It was probably yours from lifetimes ago... and now... it's found it's way back to it's rightful owner!!! This is SO EXCITING!!!! So treat it with utmost care and respect. But don't hog it all to yourself... after all.... it was left at your spa and not your home... It's meant to be shared among all of you."

Wow!!! Was my friend ever right!!!! That's got to be THE BEST psychic I've ever been to!!! What an intelligent lady... so full of wisdom!!!

Am I ever glad I went to see her!!! I better go to an art store and get Smelly-Sock some eyeballs and a cigar. Nothing but the best for him... Wow!!!... Been with me lifetimes ago, huh???!!!!..... Who would've guessed!!! Maybe he was my best friend from lifetimes ago?...

Oh my gosh!!!! And I almost sold him for $40,000 on E-Bay too!!!! How awful of me....

Hmmmm.... wonder what he did to become a smelly sock in this lifetime? Must've been something really bad....

No matter.... I'm going to make him the Potato-Head Spa's mascot... Our special lucky charm...

Ahhhhh.... There he hangs proudly now... On top of our spa door. This is SOOOOOO awesome!!! Thank God the smell's still there.... It just wouldn't be the same without it!!!

Awwwww.... he just looks SOOOOOO adorable.... With his big eyeballs, cigar, and all... All he's missing now is a little hat. I think I'll buy him one tomorrow.

I just KNOW the psychic's right.... Ever since Mr. Potato-head left Smelly-Sock at our spa... there's been no LE coming by... (eventhough the ones I've encountered there are pretty nice, I still get scared when they come in), but lots of potato-heads coming in.... This is AWESOME!!!! I think he IS good luck...

Who says psychics are a waste of money anyways.... This has got to be the best $80 I ever spent....

 

[arosentexas]

Now that is funny! ROTFLMF(fat)AO!

 

[Cassandra L]

Leah, I think I love you.
Keep up the whacking.

 

[Kewtenuekat]

Red Stiletto and Leah are different people. Leah's been on the board before under numerous handles, and still has a couple of aliases that she uses every now and then.

 

[maplesyrup]

NYE was the bomb!

He's a real person. I met him at IT one day.

 

[j b]

Leah, fascinating. What is the item number on ebay or the title . Can't find it??

 

[BBoo]

Tell Sheik, I don't think he finds it as funny as we do.

(For the record Sheik isn't fat)

 

[Iamkindacool]

The story is likely a fake. Things don't quite add up. I leave you detectives to figure it out.

And this means her other stories are fake too.

As for funny, well the he-forgot-an-article-of-clothing routine is funny if you like old funny.

 

[phillia]

Thats correct, I just have breasts which by the way are real and spectacular!

 

[ioanna (l)]

Does your little mascot need a friend? He might feel lonely all by himself hanging there. I have a stinky sock for sale if you like.

 

[Mitsuna]

Great story.

I'm sure it's not the first time something like that has happened.

It's an occupational hazard for married / attached hobbiests