I'm exactly the same mate! nothing worse than seeing an overweight, drunk and messy white bird swinging around on the pole and dancing all over the bar thinking she's sexy in the land of smiles. Last holiday, I remember being at that honky tonks bar at the entrance to Hollywood and 2 large Aussie girls got up on the bar swinging around the pole and attempting to do that Beyonce *** dance whilst their boyfriends took videos and high 5'd each other. I tapped my check bin and got out of there fast.
I also have little time for a guy getting up on the bar and the pole. I don't see this much in LOS but in the Philippines it's an everyday occurrence and enough for me to get up and leave.