Why YMMV and developing rapport...

[Rubmegood]

I don't envy him his size.

Yes, its a burden for us guys...

 

[bigbill]

LOL

 

[CU4FUN]

LOL

Enjoy you only live once

 

[deepbrowneyes99]

LOL

.... I think I heard the mic bounce off the floor..... slow golf clap ... well done

 

[toomuchtv2020]

aka humble brag

 

[michael garrett]

Well since I opened the book, I might as well finish the chapter here, at least for now. The first hilarity was GCB's mom dropping him off at my place! That is an absolute first for us. RGF is driving him home now, no one was driving last night. He's even sweeter than MGF said. He brought a wonderful bouquet of flowers and was nothing but respectful. He was painfully shy at first, but given the situation, that was completely expected. We didn't ask him what he told his mom, omg.

We learned he graduated high school in June and his high school girlfriend moved away to work for a gap year before going to school. He's in university, classes all online, living at home. RGF has her own children as do I, and they're all significantly older than he is! That sure did make it weird at first. But we settled in for dinner and conversation everyone relaxed.

I don't envy him his size. His high school girlfriend found it uncomfortable and so they often abstained from intercourse and did other things. Getting a BJ is also difficult. It's a shame in many ways because he gets very hard and has fantastic control and stamina for an 18yr old. He was thrilled to have anal sex with RGF, but it sure took some doing and a shout-out to Uberlube.

Hopefully we'll see him again and perhaps on a semi-regular basis (depending on RGF's at-home schedule) as she really enjoyed our time with him. When she was on top of him reverse cow girl for fucklicking, I have to say seeing that monstrous cock in her was a huuuuuuge turn on for me too. Now back to my caffeinated beverage...

do you know the difference between a rooster and a hooker ... rooster says cock a doodle do...a hooker says any cock al do !!

 

[EnjoyingLife]

Nice Larp. You telling me that I can get any hot and young RMT massage girl to sleep with me?

Technically cuckold is when you guys married, sounds like an open relationship.

 

[michael garrett]

Nice Larp. You telling me that I can get any hot and young RMT massage girl to sleep with me?

Technically cuckold is when you guys married, sounds like an open relationship.

this is not a larp it is a joke.....the joke is about hookers not rmt s..the play on words cock al do means any cock will do and cock a doodle do is the sound a rooster makes..