Chat YMMV TIPS & SUGGESTIONS

[Darke Steele]

Being clean & nice & u get so far w a woman in a spa; it gives you an idea that it’s uncommon. I think many guys visit spas to degrade the woman a bit.

Yes many do visit to degrade them and even slap them around. An MPA told me exactly that last week.

I don't think it happens too often, but if I heard a girl being slapped around......I would deal with him. These are human beings who are providing a vital service.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

Yes many do visit to degrade them and even slap them around. An MPA told me exactly that last week.

I don't think it happens too often, but if I heard a girl being slapped around......I would deal with him. These are human beings who are providing a vital service.

I would defend any girl like that. They are making obscene money. If they make $500 a day which is a minimum girls tell me that is over $100000 a year cash. I make $100000 but I do not get to see it. That is CEO money, the prime minister does not take that home.

 

[Bustanut]

Yes many do visit to degrade them and even slap them around. An MPA told me exactly that last week.

I don't think it happens too often, but if I heard a girl being slapped around......I would deal with him. These are human beings who are providing a vital service.

It’s unfortunate but yes it does happen. I know several chicks in the past who got degraded for big bucks. At the end of the day it’s a choice. Mpa can either cut the session or cut his you know what off lol. All jokes aside there are some sick minded guys out there. One mpa told me a guy gave her 1k to slap her around and constantly spit in her mouth. Insane!!!! She never saw him again after that.

I’m with you on this one drop kick the mofo all day.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

It’s unfortunate but yes it does happen. I know several chicks in the past who got degraded for big bucks. At the end of the day it’s a choice. Mpa can either cut the session or cut his you know what off lol. All jokes aside there are some sick minded guys out there. One mpa told me a guy gave her 1k to slap her around and constantly spit in her mouth. Insane!!!! She never saw him again after that.

I’m with you on this one drop kick the mofo all day.

It takes all kinds I shutter to think. Imagine some of the guys on this board but we do not have to commiserate with them. i do take joy in hurting someone but major legal problems I like to fuck them up and get away with it.. There is always a police report for violent crime at the hospital and I have had to report went to court judge and jury beat it paid dental work for him. It takes nerve to hit someone and get away with it. Never hit a girl but even when you defend them they still want their woman beating boyfriend. Also there is camaras every where, I will hit the guy so it is not in view of the camera for future court case. I knocked one guy out the neighbors told the police he had it coming and i got off. It has most always been defending me or some vulnerable person.

 

[superdick]

YMMV

Alright so there's been a lot of banter lately about YMMV. So i figured why not make a post. Some people get a lot, some people get next to nothing. Here's my tips over the years that have got me extra mileage. A lot of which I did not ask for as it happened organically. Either by me going in instigating the action or the mpa just doing it.

1) BE IN SHAPE

Guys, there's no excuse for being fat and out of shape. I've said this a million times on here. Being in great shape gets you extra play all day everyday. I would go as far to say that 90% of the time an mpa is shocked when my shirt comes off. It's like she's never seen a well sculpted body before. I'm talking eyes popping out of her head. This tells me that the majority of the guys going into spas are not in shape. I'm a little older now but i train a lot. It's part of my daily regime. It should part of yours too, not just for this hobby but for life in general. If you guys lack motivation, or need an extra push. Workout with a friend or hire a trainer. I've always been a gym rat since i was young. In my case now, i have this young lad who works for me. He is in insane shape as he workouts like crazy. We train together and push each other every time at the gym.

Let's be honest, no guy wants a fat lard ass mpa. In retrospect no mpa wants a fat lard ass mandem. That's just fkn gross all around. There's a lot of things we can't control, like our height, aging etc but you can control your weight. Having a fit body is the ultimate sign of self respect.

2) HYGIENE

Yes, fkn hygiene. When you guys go to a spa, shower right before you go. I'm talking right before, like shower and head straight to the spa right after. I don't like to shower at spas before a session. The reason for this is that, I don't like their cheap ass soap. A lot of the spas don't even have body lotion for crying out loud. So i use the quality stuff i have at home before i head out. I only shower after sessions at the spa and even then the idea of how many people being in there just fkn grosses me the fk out.

Brush your mother fkn teeth before a session. Holy fk, i can't even believe i have to say this one. You know how many girls i've spoken to over the years who have said so many guys they see have bad breath. Brush, , use mouth wash and chew a piece of gum on your way to the spa. I don't recommend flossing for those of you who like to go down on a chick for obvious reasons.

Spray a good cologne. None of this shoppers drug mart cheap ass shit. The good shit. This hobby is expensive so invest in a good cologne. I like creed aventus, baccarat rouge 540, and le labo te matcha just to name a few. Don't fkn over spray, two or three sprays max.

Groom yourself. If you're a hairy ass chewbacca mother fker get the manscape trimmer and get to work. You don't have to go zero guard. For those of you who have small dicks leave enough hair so your dick seems bigger. LOL!!!... but don't leave too much where the mpa has to go searching for moby.

For those of you who have been blessed with the monster anaconda a light trim will do.

Come well put together. I'm not saying shirt and tie type of shit. I'm just saying don't look fkn sloppy. The girls don't look sloppy so neither should you.

Most of these girls if not all ,are super clean and ready to go. You owe to them and yourself to be just as clean.

3) BE POLITE

I know these girls are sex workers and its easy to look at them like fkn hoes and treat them like one. If you want the gfe experience then treat them like one in the room. What i mean by this is be nice. Lead with your body slow and sensually. Build up to the experience you want. In a car you don't skp from 1st gear to 5th. So same applies here. If you go too fast and the mpa pulls back take it down a notch. You want the mpa to be comfortable with you. Build rapport with the mpa. The more comfortable she is with you, the more she will do.

4) TIP WELL

If the service is good tip well. If the session was basic then give the standard. Some of you guys are so fkn cheap. I'm not saying tip a ton, though some guys do. You'll' be surprised how much an extra 5,10 or 20 goes on top of market rate. This goes a long way and the girl will remember that on your next visit.

I remember one chick i got a bs from. I had 4 twenties and a 5 in my wallet. I figured wth might as well just give it to her. I gave it to her and her smile lit up like crazy. Like she was so fkn happy over 5 Fkn bucks. It felt good to do that gesture and see her reaction. Totally worth the 5 bucks.

5) GO EARLY

If your schedule allows, you go fkn early. The mpas have more energy for a better massage and are more enthusiastic earlier in the day. Avoid going at late hours if you can because near the end of the day they are just tired and waiting to go home.

One time i went to a spa at 7:30 to check one of the girls on my rotation. Yo she was tired AF!!!! She literally went through 11 guys. She kept yawning and her massage was lacking serious power. It was pure shiatsu soft bullshit. I came for deep tissue bitch..lol. Anyway I cut the bullshit massage short , we ended up naked, cuddling and making out. After 15 mins she passed out ...LOLOLOLOL! Dumb bitch..kidding!! She was exhausted. I mean i can't complain as it was serious dfk but i came for the massage. She said i didn't have to tip her. I still tried to give her $50 bucks for the half hour but she refused and said next time. I went to the boss after and told her i don't think it’s a good idea for these chicks to see that many guys. The boss bitch said sorry and gave me an extra bottle of water. .Like what the fk am i gonna do with 2 bottles of water bitch LOL!!!

The service just lacks after a certain number of guys the mpa goes through. I mean imagine an mpa wacking off 11 fkn dicks...wtf!!! Go early!!!

5) DO YOUR RESEARCH

There's a lot of information out there on who provides what. A lot of you guys may be looking for a great massage, a great tease, a fantastic body slide etc. Do the research and ask credible sources, watch out for the shills though. There's a ton of them on here.

If anyone would like to add suggestions or have stories to add regarding mileage pls reply. I would love to hear them.

Don't get to share my wisdom (or the lack of it) on the FORUM much these days ......
but I gotta say .....this post is filled with lot of good insight by the original poster Mr. BUSTERNUT ...with others chiming in on what any good PUMPUM lover should already know and practice.
Spent about 20 min reading from the start and then fast forwarded to most recent posts.

My 2 cents goes as follows.....
Not everyone is as ENDOWED and CUT (by his modest admission) like Mr. BUSTANUT. With that said...... I do not see FITNESS /BUILD/ENDOWMENT being #1 on any list.
It aint #1 on any survey of "WHAT A GIRL REALLY WANTS" DESIRE or VALUE in a man . Nice to have but it is only part of the full package. Just ask Ron Jeremy (though endowed was fat and ugly as FUCK).
Thinking out aloud....if some of the posters on MP talk or act like they post.....they would get "Sweet Fuck All".
I guess there is a Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde quality in all of us. Not easy to pull off but........ If they are "BITCHES" in our text...it might be hard to treat them like MAIDENS in the "FLESH". Just Sayin'


There seem to be a lot of MANGINGOS (Real and of the paper Type) pumping out their SPUNK continuously on the pages of MASSAGE PLANET just to see who can shoot the farthest...or the most or what ever your metrics of choice .......all the the while a little old
fat Indian/white/black guy (maybe me) with a thick WAD (not me) and a WHOLE LOTTA GENUINE CHARM is getting what y'all claim to be getting. I am satisfied. Certainly not gonna go looking at your DICK to compare or brag.

MY addition to this post is....
1. Make her comfortable BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.....use everything in the toolbox to break down that wall (it's a challenge they admire and respect in a man respect....means you got GAME and you value them or what they have that you want).
NOW If you only have a 'lil ole ROCK HAMMER as opposed to a SLEDGE (ala BUSTANUT).. try honing your CHISEL or use SANDPAPER (massage of the mind and body).even water will wear her down eventually.

2. When you date a girl .....what do you do? ....you open doors (some of us).....check in on her, etc

OFFER TO MASSAGE HER once in a while..... (believe it or not ....more times than not they gladly agree especially if tired after 5 guys per day, 7 days a week)).
It's worked wonders for me and I am entitled to brag....it's like a speed dial to PUSSY NIRVANA for both of you. Hard for them to igore a HARD COCK slapping them upside the head LOL.
Do the same shit they do to us. Start with legit massage then to the slow tease....get her all lathered up/down there....same shit they do to us...only diff is ...we have some control over time and agenda.
Main event is always better when you see her genuinely getting as much out of it as you do. Sometimes cir"cum"vents the acting and adds some excitement for them

 

[Darke Steele]

You guys got me reflecting on some conversations....

I was with one of my regular rotation girls last week and she said to me "Are you always this nice? When you go out with your friends, are this nice to girls you meet?"

And I was like 'Yah, I don't know any way else to be.'

So it seems that being nice is the key and it is unfortunately rare. I've known her for 2-3 years and thought it was such a weird question

Some girls like muscular guys. Some don't.

Some girls like big dicks. Some girls don't because they hurt.

I think be nice, and keep sampling until you find the ones that like what you bring to the table.

 

[Darke Steele]

Nice is bullshit and why I call MOST of you out of shape terds faggots.You idiots that think that's a compliment from these bitches ARE ABSOLUTELY DRINKING THE FUCkIN KOOL AID!!!!!!
They tell you that they don't like big cocks or muscular bodies cuz you DON'T HAVE IT.EVERY one of these lying little whores will tell you that they hate big cocks.......
Until it is in them
THEN THEY SCREAMTHEiR fucking heads off saying MORE MORE HARDER


HARDER AMAZING amazing don't STOP DON'T STOP please please please FUCK the shit out of me until I am aRAGDOLL

These bitches LOVE LOVE LOVE

A BAD BOY....
And the badder THE BETTER

Keep thinking that way Professor. I'm getting a shitload of ass because of guys like you!

 

[Darke Steele]

You get the TAMEST
LAMEST ASS
BTW .... don't care about ass
I AM INTO PUSSY.....
Hardcore
AND FUCKING HARDCORE PUSSY.....
IS DEEP DEEP DEEPLY

Into....
MOI
Tell me one girl who says you are so NICE as you POUND hr
GUARANTEE that bitch can't talk AT ALL.....
If she gets with me cuz she is SCREAMING TOO LOUD
And speaking in TONGUES

Also don't get me WRONG
I AM only fucking wild crazy out of control and OUTRAGEOUS 90% of the time
The other 10% I am sweet and gentle and compassionate,/attentive so that because of the CONTRAST even though I am a maniac most of the time.......
I am still thought of as way way WAY nicer than all of y'all FOOLS
Plus I get discounts
Kelly took me round the world daily for $60 for months before she left for China
Monica took me round the world for $80 for YEARS before she got married

You're so special. I'm in awe of you.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Fuck, the bullshit is literally flying here tonight, one thing about this app, you can be whomever you claim to be, me, I'm perfect in every way, women drop their panties when they lay eyes on me, when I touch them, they cum, instantly, it's insane how much fun I have, best of all, they never charge me.
Bunch clowns

 

[Bustanut]

Don't get to share my wisdom (or the lack of it) on the FORUM much these days ......
but I gotta say .....this post is filled with lot of good insight by the original poster Mr. BUSTERNUT ...with others chiming in on what any good PUMPUM lover should already know and practice.
Spent about 20 min reading from the start and then fast forwarded to most recent posts.

My 2 cents goes as follows.....
Not everyone is as ENDOWED and CUT (by his modest admission) like Mr. BUSTANUT. With that said...... I do not see FITNESS /BUILD/ENDOWMENT being #1 on any list.
It aint #1 on any survey of "WHAT A GIRL REALLY WANTS" DESIRE or VALUE in a man . Nice to have but it is only part of the full package. Just ask Ron Jeremy (though endowed was fat and ugly as FUCK).
Thinking out aloud....if some of the posters on MP talk or act like they post.....they would get "Sweet Fuck All".
I guess there is a Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde quality in all of us. Not easy to pull off but........ If they are "BITCHES" in our text...it might be hard to treat them like MAIDENS in the "FLESH". Just Sayin'


There seem to be a lot of MANGINGOS (Real and of the paper Type) pumping out their SPUNK continuously on the pages of MASSAGE PLANET just to see who can shoot the farthest...or the most or what ever your metrics of choice .......all the the while a little old
fat Indian/white/black guy (maybe me) with a thick WAD (not me) and a WHOLE LOTTA GENUINE CHARM is getting what y'all claim to be getting. I am satisfied. Certainly not gonna go looking at your DICK to compare or brag.

MY addition to this post is....
1. Make her comfortable BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.....use everything in the toolbox to break down that wall (it's a challenge they admire and respect in a man respect....means you got GAME and you value them or what they have that you want).
NOW If you only have a 'lil ole ROCK HAMMER as opposed to a SLEDGE (ala BUSTANUT).. try honing your CHISEL or use SANDPAPER (massage of the mind and body).even water will wear her down eventually.

2. When you date a girl .....what do you do? ....you open doors (some of us).....check in on her, etc

OFFER TO MASSAGE HER once in a while..... (believe it or not ....more times than not they gladly agree especially if tired after 5 guys per day, 7 days a week)).
It's worked wonders for me and I am entitled to brag....it's like a speed dial to PUSSY NIRVANA for both of you. Hard for them to igore a HARD COCK slapping them upside the head LOL.
Do the same shit they do to us. Start with legit massage then to the slow tease....get her all lathered up/down there....same shit they do to us...only diff is ...we have some control over time and agenda.
Main event is always better when you see her genuinely getting as much out of it as you do. Sometimes cir"cum"vents the acting and adds some excitement for them

An excellent read with great humour brother. Thank you for sharing, its post like this which I hope will inspire the non shillers to post more.

Agreed making her comfortable is a big one brother, maybe not as big as your superdick but it’s up there for sure. As you mentioned once the comfort kicks in it’s only a matter of time before the Great Wall starts breaking down. Of course along with the other techniques mentioned in this thread. It’s all about Game. You gotta have this in your arsenal. The more weapons the better. How you use them will determine how much mileage you get.

Massaging them is a good one too. I’ll say this, I haven’t done it much. As there was no need for me to do it. Once my shirt comes off they already excited AF!! lol!!! Though I will keep the massaging them technique in mind for next time. Especially what you mentioned, do what they do to us. Work it slow with tease then build up to it. The evolution of one’s game keeps growing, with one’s desire. Let’s gooo!!!

 

[Bustanut]

Keep thinking that way Professor. I'm getting a shitload of ass because of guys like you!

Damn where did he go? Lol

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Fuck, the bullshit is literally flying here tonight, one thing about this app, you can be whomever you claim to be, me, I'm perfect in every way, women drop their panties when they lay eyes on me, when I touch them, they cum, instantly, it's insane how much fun I have, best of all, they never charge me.
Bunch clowns

Yeah this thread turned into a big phony Alpha Chad circle jerk

 

[Social-Misfit]

Yeah this thread turned into a big phony Alpha Chad circle jerk

Pretty sure professor-dickhead is bbfsenjoyoor. ..

 

[Bustanut]

Pretty sure professor-dickhead is bbfsenjoyoor. ..

You guys scared him away . His posts were jokes though.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

SCARED
Of y'all little bitches
HILARIOUS
You dorks have been gettin........
MY SLOPPY SECONDS for DECADES
Said it before and SAY IT AGAIN....
Bon appetit puppies

You could be any kind of a person shaming us away from any talk of sex with this silly satire. Lots of kool aid going around these days.

 

[Darke Steele]

Unless you only fuck virgins, everyone gets someone else's sloppy seconds.

 

[tr0mb0]

Unless you only fuck virgins, everyone gets someone else's sloppy seconds.

And some virgins suck cock & swallow, so even those guys are getting sloppy seconds.

 

[Darke Steele]

ONLY TALKING ON A DAY to DAY BASIS SONwtf?
For example if I see Kelly Kelly when she first arrives I might put my mouth ALL OVER her just like the rest of you hounds
BUT if she is my second or third shot.....I put my mouth NOWHERE on her
And the most beautiful part
She knows the rules and don't expect simply PUTTING HER MOUTH........
ALL OVER ME
HOWEVER IF ANY GIRL GOT BANGED by the hubby/bf
that day
Then yes
THE JOKE'S ON ME


Like I say time and AGAIN......
Bitches be SERVED BEST
Fresh and TASTY
AT 10am ONLY

The joke's not only on you.....the joke is you.

 

[Bustanut]

Guys this is a new one. A girl in starting 5 told me to post this “pluck your ear hairs, don’t shave pluck” wtf? I was dying of laughter fam. She said she has noticed several guys who have long whiskers on that

SCARED
Of y'all little bitches
HILARIOUS
You dorks have been gettin........
MY SLOPPY SECONDS for DECADES
Said it before and SAY IT AGAIN....
Bon appetit puppies

whoa the professor is back!! Haha! I thought you took a hiatus from the forum. We’re all bros here let’s have good fun and talk hoes. Is that you in the pic ?

 

[Social-Misfit]

..fucking idiot, professor prostate, cunt of cunts more like it, your a fucking clown show..