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[BS4ME]

Who remembered first lol?

They texted me after i left. By that time i was on the highway already and wasn't going to turn around. Boss lady was like... Did you leave the money somewhere? Lol Im a regular there so it's all good.

 

[Lalallala]

Feels like you just left the GF's house lol.

I still gotta go back to one place....haven't had the time. I still owe her lol.

Oh man. When I forget, I make sure to go back and settle up right away. Or send an EMT if I have her contact.

 

[Lalallala]

It’s a bit weird bragging on an anonymous sex forum. Lala’s a good guy, he really laid into him.

Haha I’m not that anonymous anymore. I met a spa owner today and told her my mp username.

 

[BS4ME]

Oh man. When I forget, I make sure to go back and settle up right away. Or send an EMT if I have her contact.

As do i.. But im usually at this place twice a week. So im gonna see her eventually lol.

 

[tiger59]

Man.. if these are the expected ranges then I have definitely been tipping too much….

Me too!

 

[Hornet]

Might be better to put it in a table to separate 30 minute sessions vs 60 minute sessions vs 90 minutes.

I think the lower mileage prices might be wee bit high ($10) and the BJ+FS option also high for 30 minutes but low for 60 or 90 minutes with a more attractive attendant.

 

[TheIronMan]

There is so much crap here, it’s hard to figure out where to begin.

First off, how are you well known if you are discrete?

Secondly, the MPAs are providing a service that you want - why are you denigrating them? Shouldn’t you also be calling yourself some derogatory names as well? Or are you just some sort of misogynist? Pretty much a vast majority of the MPAs I have met work very hard at their job. There are always exceptions of course but by and large, they are hard working. Then again, it could just be a selection bias that I have.

Third, you didn’t even notice the fact that there is much different styles in how a holistic spa session works versus a semi. If you can’t appreciate the difference between wham-bam-thank-you-maam service versus a longer drawn out session, I feel sorry for any future partners (of any species) that you may have.

Lastly, you say you aren’t new but then threads like you exclaiming how you managed to get fs at a semi legit spa is pretty telling. Those that do typically don’t say they do. And it’s very much a YMMV sort of thing. I am a relative newb in this scene, and all I can say is that in the past 5 months or so, I’ve had more better sex in semis than I have had in holistic spas.

This whole paragraph did nothing to counter my points. Please go back to your dead bedroom marriage or you are probably divorced already. Why would I reveal my secrets to an old grandpa as to how I stay discrete. Also everybody works hard. Lmao. Also no one cares about your feeble sex life grandpa. And Chewbacca please get a haircut.

 

[Lalallala]

This whole paragraph did nothing to counter my points. Please go back to your dead bedroom marriage or you are probably divorced already. Why would I reveal my secrets to an old grandpa as to how I stay discrete. Also everybody works hard. Lmao. Also no one cares about your feeble sex life grandpa. And Chewbacca please get a haircut.

Astute readers would already know that I am divorced and it will be finalized in the coming days. Astute readers will also realize you are about as dense as the average black hole.

 

[SwingDaddyCooch]

Damn I left one thread only to come to this one and more mud slinging